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Cringiest things you've done
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>8th grade.
>Seated in a all girl group.
>Our table is in the back of the class.
>I could tell the redhead seated next to me really liked me.
>I begin sitting closer to her day by day, scooting near her.
>One day I decide I feel up her leg, softly and gently. She was definitely freaked out but didn't want to make a scene.
>I kept running my hand up her leg and getting closer to her sweet point, I noticed the increased warmth.
>She grabs my hand and moved it away.
>I start again, I make my way up, and eventually reach her pussy. She doesn't do anything.
>I then move my hand under her shirt and under her bra
Keep in mind this is in the middle of class during the movie "Schindler's List" (actually was watching this)
>She moves my hand again away and whispers "stop"
>This time I slide my hand under her jeans and over her panties, first time feeling pussy.
>Holy fuck she's wet
>Dick is leaking pre cum which is soaking through my jeans.
>She jerks a little as I toy with her and then gets up and leaves the classroom.
My eyes were glued to her the entire time, so when I looked over, I didn't notice the rest of my group members staring at me in shock.
>mfw I molested a girl in the middle of class while Schindler's List was playing.
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>>38296810
Holy fuck. If you had picked a different moment and did not behave this autistic, it might even have worked out.
Idiot.
>tfw your main fetish is so autistic and impossible that you'd rather commit suicide on the spot than ever let someone irl find out about it
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This drawing is absolute dogshit.
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How do I tell my gf I want to give her a foot massage without her leaving me?
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How do I tell my family I like anime?
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>sperg at girl on tinder because nothing else is working and im gonna uninstall this shit anyway
>she thinks its really endearing and wants to meet up
Im not a sperg, but I will be if it will get me a gf
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https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/6mccmm/your_best_big_dick_story/
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>on omegle
>/r9k/
>robot says he feels nothing but pain, wants to die, wont let me help him
>says hes driving to the Coronado bridge
>leaves
I cant live with blood on my hands
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>>38296686
I didn't even provoke him
i was trying to help
i told him there was hope
and he just left
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why are men this autistic? 2017-07-11 11:05:28 Post No.38296609
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why are men this autistic?
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>robot decides to shitpost on fembot thread
>posts pic related
>mother allowed boyfriend to rape her daughter
>allowed boyfriend
>robot, in trying to shame women, actually demonstrates that men are absolute garbage
what's your excuse for not killing yourself, manbot?
you've been born with gender autism.
imagine how many innocent boys and girls would be spared a lifetime of trauma if society rid itself of the 'fatherhood' meme
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>>38296609
bait thread aside, both sexes have monsters in them.
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There are no fembots. Just trannies and the odd migratory attention seeking sociopath.
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>>38296609
If men are such monsters, what does that make you for siccing them on defenseless children?
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>tfw i'm meeting my wife's boyfriend for the first time tomorrow
How can I shake the nervousness? Any tips, fellow robots?
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>>38296602
When you go up to him and feel jittery, just remember that this man has been fucking your wife. She choose him out of everyone else as a sexual partner.
Trust in your wife to have trust in him, and always remember that he doesn't see you as a threat, so you shouldn't either because he's already won.
Oh, and don't ask for permission to watch. They'll grant you access when they want you too, asking will only lead to them shooing you away.
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>>38296602
Piss on him to show your dominance..
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>>38296642
Thank you
>>38296656
Not helpful, troll
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>Went to monster.com because I was looking for a job>and then I found a job
>I BECAME a monster
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It's cucking your gf a chad actitud?
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>>38296583
No you are just an asshole
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>>38296583
do female cucks even exist?
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>>38296677
of course, what do you think a threesom is? a couple that are into swinging are both cucks too.
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Is party rock in the house tonight?
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>>38296484
Yes,and everybody gonna have a good time
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Chilling at the t i k i
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If this is a simulation, by god have I been designated THE SHITTIEST SIMULATION IN FUCK. EVERY DAY IT'S THE SAME SHIT BUT WORSE, I GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THE JEW AND THEN BY MY OWN ASS. WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK WOULD PUT ME THROUGH THIS.
HOW TO ESCAPE THIS HELL?
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>masturbate
>cum
>can't pee afterwards even if I have to go badly
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My dick feels really weird if I don't pee after cumming. I purposefully drink a lot of water a couple hours before I masturbate so I can pee right after.
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>>38489679
for me i just have to wait it out, eventually it will and it will burn for a few secondsi hope the burning feel is normal
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>>38489679
sometimes I force it out then my bladder feels inside-out afterwards
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how would you react if you were being bantered?
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Banter back. Thats all there is to it. Just say some stupid shit to them and then double down on said stupid shit. Thats all there is to it.
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I m not an alpa male and not a beta.
I'm the guy people hang out with and the alphas know I m smarter than them and I also dont look bad, basically the alphas know that picking up on me will be bad for them.
So when someone tries to, it hasnt happened often, it is usually a beta who thinks he can put himself above me because I prefer being nice.
What he doesnt know is that when someone tries to fuck with me I get very insulting and basically tell them what a worthless faggot they are. You need to learn to read people to find their weaknesses and use them against them in such situations.
But I guess being a robot makes it impossible for you to act like me
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>>38296378
I'd awkwardly laugh it off or try come up with a response. I don't think people "roast" each other outside of highschool
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I might be a lonely,low life,moocher,sociopathic,unintresting peice of shit but atleast i am happy with myself. Damn life wouldn't be the same if i were anything else.
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When I'm upset I start bullying random anons on 4chan across several boards, I go for the most vulnerable ones and start spitting vileness over their slightest mistakes.
I always end up regretting it later but I still feel like a nasty person, it's not a healthy way to deal with anger.
I almost started doing it again today but I thankfully I stopped myself and now I'm here typing this.
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>>38489654
I do the same minus the regret part
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>>38489654
I spend my time on the boards being nice and defending vulnerable anons. I hope I help them feel even the slightest bit better, even if just for a minute.
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>>38489654
I need the sauce for this boyo
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