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>>37946450
>don't want

You've already failed. No one cares what you want.

"What's 2 + 2, but I don't want it to be 4" literally fuck off with this type of question

>>37946450
if you are somewhat qt chaturbate.

>>37946450
It's not fast but you can make some money on Amazon's MTurk or other freelancing sites doing easy writing/editing tasks.

>>37946418
Isn't this the point of relationships?
Having someone you can trust absolutely?

>>37946440
Everyone knows women arent trustworthy and can easily be manipulated.

>>37946418
100% likelyhood, Sorry op

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never been there except if i was linked from here. don't really get the appeal.

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I browse reddit everyday :3

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>>37946413
>>37946430
uh huh, forgot to mention you do realize that browsing reddit isn't what makes you a redditor?

A non-redditor can browse reddit freely, and a redditor could not even use the site. It's all about the mentality of the individual.

I just graduated college and moved home and the bevo here is huge compared to the ones in the central valley. I went there this week snag some champagne on sale because it's close to the 4th of July. I had not been their for a year and they reorganized the whole store. They had all of the beer organized by style instead of having all the beers from a particular brewery grouped togeather. Honestly it irritated the fuck out of me because I tend to try most of the beers from particular breweries I like and then when I go to pick up a 6 pack a decided what brewery I want before I even decide of the specific beer.


They've always done that with wine but I never cared because I pick out wine based on grape variety and price. I ended up just buying a bottle of cab for me to drink instead of beer.

>>37946307
Nice blog, too bad i didn't read it

>>37946224
Like any hobby, encountering those who are heavily invested in them can be confounding. Irritating if they go into detail when unprompted.

Learn to decline participation in conversations you don't have information on. If you want to learn you'll ask/seek it out.

>>37946171
Quit masturbating, doxycyclin and retin a

Drink plenty of water often.

>>37946188
>Quit masturbating
Not him, but does that really help?

>>37946162
What happened anon?

Probably not an original statement

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>>37946162
yes we were

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>>37946162
It's never not time to meme.

Very. I fight to urge to vomit every time I see my reflection in the mirror. No wonder my oneitis didn't even want to talk to me in the first place.

>>37946107

Completely nuclear right now.
I really should leave my old retarded friends behind and work on my shit. You guys are pros at such things, how do you piss off your group of friends so much that they do not want to contact you but anymore but also avoid hostillities.
I can not trust myself to just refuse their offers in the long run, I need to cut it all off somehow.

>>37946107
I'm the fat eye on the broth in the gutter
I am a dried up drop of camel saliva
I'm a wrench which damages the nuts
I am the broken cable of your headphones

How many hours until you have to leave for work?

>>37946115
I'm working an 8-hour closing shift in about 12 hours but I need go out and do shopping before that.

It's 4:30 PM here, and I can already tell I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Every Sunday evening, I am overcome with this feeling of sadness and dread, becoming increasingly panicked as it gets closer to the time I need to go to bed.
I can't relax and do anything, so I just pace up and down my house for hours, watching the clock.
Then I lay in bed thinking about how this is all my life will ever be and how I should just kill myself, until the early hours of the morning.
Then I get 2-4 hours of shitty sleep and usually cry when my alarm goes off.

Every week for the last few years.

Was it to a prostitute? Slut at the bar? Your girlfriend? Gonna need some more info anon

>>37946077
Congratulations you dumb shit
It doesn't change you one bit

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I guess you're asshole is very accommodating.

>>37946008
Why people even download porn these days? Serious question..

>>37946058
This. I never even watch the same porn twice. What's the point?

>>37946058
>>37946102
Some porn isn't 100x100 pixelated garbage.

>>37946000
By behaving like someone who does

I've been trying for a long time.

Letting go is never easy.

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>>37946032
I keep trying, but I can't keep up the facade for long enough. It eventually breaks down and I end up being an emotional little bitch

$12.50 an hour in Texas

I'm paid 26 per hour to shitpost on /pol/. Who's paying you guys to target r9k.. wtf

>>37945999
I'm getting paid to exist. I chose to be on r9k.

>>37945933
I just kinda space out in the shower and try not to fall asleep or think about what I'm going to do/did that day.

Yes, all men fantasize about naked little girls in the shower.

>>37945955
That's the horrors of war pictured numbskull

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>>37945909
Wrong.

Random text txet modnaR

This is the shittiest thread in the board.

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>>37945925
Your shit. God.

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>>37945837
No, fuck off and die cunt

>>37945899
underrated

originali

>>37945837
The joke is they both want Chad and despise betas. Too boring to bother editing the image.