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Who sucked out the feeling? o
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Should women focus on finding providers instead of going to college?
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>>38238763
You were here yesterday, fag.
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>tfw see this right after the why do you deserve a gf thread

More like why does a gf deserve me. Enjoy your freezer burnt retard babies cunts.
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No. I think each person in a relationship should be able to support themselves should the relationship go bad. Each side should contribute.

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Should teenagers of any sort be allowed on /r9k/? I personally think teenagers can't be robots and I'm sure that is the prevalent opinion on this board. Should non robots be allowed? protip: they shouldnt
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I think nobody below 25 can be a robot, as the chances are still plentiful back then, college and all.
After 25 is when everybody has their established circles of friends and mostly meets other people through friends of friends. If you don't have an established circle of friends by 25 you are fucked, you might find another loser or two like yourself, but it won't be easy. And forget about girls as well.
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>>38238648
>can teenagers be robots
I think people under 25 in general can be robots, or proto-robots (protobots?) at least. There are many fucked up kids and I definitely wasn't a normalfag but at least in preteen years wasn't really a true robot either.
>non robots on arcanine
Never.

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>tfw you're not NEET
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Why is literally every other board moderated except /r9k/?

I've been reporting shit like a motherfuck since morning yet all these /soc/ threads are still there.

mods and janitors are fucking uselesss imbeciles
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>>38238514
>mods and janitors
Did you try speaking with them and shaking their hands, Champ?

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tick tock, break is over, back to your cages, slaves!
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>>38238357
But anon, it's the weekend. I'm not working today.
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piss off faggot i love my mcdonalds job
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>>38238499
then you are a bad non-contributing citizen, mr.Shlomo will be very displeased with you.
bad bad cuck!

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>Be me
>like 5 years ago in highschool
>Just transferred there
>I cant find literally any of my classes
>wander the halls like a lost dog
>Finally find the goddamn hidden classroom
>It was so out of the way, it felt like a fucking legend of Zelda puzzle to find it.
>Pangs of anxiety rush down my neck and chest
>start to sweat
>open the door
>Math class
>Instantly like 5 girls in the class look my way and make cat call and cooing noises.
>My mind was racing.
>Theres an open set of 4 desks that make a table
>none of the seats are occupied
"well at least I dont have to awkwardly try and sit next to someone"
>Take a seat
> As soon as i sit down the 5 women in the class lock eyes with me and rush towards me.
>Their soft female voices murmur as they come closer, with every step their smiles widen.
>they couldnt be coming to this empty table thats just fucking impossible, the world doesnt work that way.
>Turns out the world works that way
>One girl holds sits in front of me , another beside me and the rest fall in around.
>They ask me where im from and stuff in a super flirtatious way.
> Try and act like this is an everyday occurance for me and i talk to hot human females all the time.
> Needless to say I provided the small crowd with a Tony Robbins- esque seminar of autism and spaghehetti.
>Class ends, none of them talk to me again
>Curb your enthusiasm music plays
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>>38238250
I never had an experience like that but I know the feel of being hot except for pockets brimming with spaghetti

>none of them talk to me again
mfw

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Jerk to this beta boy. It's ok-you can't control yourself.
https://youtu.be/hwK_WOXjfc0
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>rfw have had sex with over 10 girls
>tfw come here because tendies memeing is too dank

Who else /devilish/ here?
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>had repressed gay lust for ages
>get a gf and get sex
>as time passes she appears to have near to no sex drive, she enjoys it but won't go asking for it more than once a week and never initiating
>I get more and more rejected and frustrated
>wth is wrong with her, if I was with a good looking cock like mine I'd suck on it everyday

>get drunk and depressed one and end up in a sketchy gay sex hook up
>slowly understand that only gay people truly comprehend how to give pleasure to another man
>gay people are actually way hornier than women

>tfw realized gay sex is so much better and satisfying than straight sex
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>>38238049
also girls can never make you feel as pleasured as when a cock is hitting your prostate. Its crazy how good it feels
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>>38238809
Right? Ever since I got my first dildo I completely dropped penile stimulation in favor of anal masturbation, it requires more preparation but it feels so fucking good.
And when a man does it to you, with his warmth, weight, strength and grabbing you by your hips from behind it's a whole new kind of sex.

Redpill me on traps. Why do so many men prefer them over actual women
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>>38238013
Cause they"re gay
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>>38238013

Who is that? He doesnt look like a trap at all
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>>38238212
>not knowign the strokes
what are you gay?

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Tfw tsundere

I pretend to be nonchalant as fuck and uninterested in everyone and everything around me but in reality I want so badly to be accepted and get pussy. The more I want acceptance the more I act like I dont care and I dont need anyone

Fucking hell how did I become the biggest possible cliche.
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>>38237966
Embrace it, Michiru
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You probably have rejection/commitment issues like I do, my fampaitchi
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Embrace the tsun, it's not so bad. Especially when no one would want you regardless of how tsuntsun you are

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Do you have a single event that fucked your life?
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>>38477762
Yes but it was me being a faggot.
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>>38477762
Being born. I swear to God if I'd had any say in the matter I would have chose nonexistence.
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more of an endless sequence
of pain and embarrassment in general

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Anyone else here have sex once at like 15-16 and then spend the better party of a decade not being able to talk to grills
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>>38237912
Oh yeah all the time

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Which type of food do you prefer? Sausage or roastie? Remember, it's not gay to choose sausage.
www.strawpoll.me/13373315/
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