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>>36792012
Happy b-day, mr. taurus. Enjoy your day.

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Happy bday anon. Pic related's for you, have fun tonight.

No, fuck you, I'm older than you.

Do you even lift bitch?

>>36791998
>being a skinnyfat faggot who wears panties

>>36791998

Yes my torn rotator cuff thanks me for it.

I got sexually assaulted this week.
Now all I feel is sadness with episodes of numbness.

Help

>>36792059
I had to go to the funeral of an uncle who beat me and pretend I cared, but I'm sure it's nothing compared to what you're going through. Wanna talk about it?

its not really that bad to me.
ive never been especially happy, so i don't have a good time in my life to set comparable goalposts at.
perspective, you know?

for a long while when I was younger, it manifested as a progressive lack of engagement in hobbies/recreations, but eventually that hit a sort of nadir where the only things my brain was engaged by was short, dynamic bursts of instant gratification pandering information like imageboards/online chats

i imagine that people with especially happy points in their life must view experiences like waking up with nothing to "live for" as sickening, but to me, it's just what ive always known. The human mind can habituate to virtually any situation, including normalizing prisoner of war camps/torture chambers/rape dungeons.

Depression doesn't seem so bad compared to those things.

Kys nigger.
No one likes coons.

Are you trying to call out the mods without getting banned?

>>36791906
Racistic jokes are funny though. Especially when they trigger sensitive cunts.

But you just told us that you got molested. So it wouldn't be the first time. Also have fun paying hundreds of dollars each week just to sit in a chair and have a stranger take notes.

>>36791914
Im in Australia, its free.

>>36791925
Also, its for the first time face to face, not some random internet people from other side of the world who I'll never know.

Because I'm married to a woman I love, which is a far better life that a marathon of partying and loveless sex could ever be.

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I think I'm getting a GTX 1080 for my birthday this summer, so no sex for this guy.

I am going to the gym 5 times a week for 4 months now and eat more than 3k calories a day but I have no visual gains. You have to do it for at least for a year to look good and some roastie can just eat less and walk in the morning to look fuckable. Life is suffering.

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Funny how theyre always too scared to mention their true replacements, girls(male)

>sex robots

FUCK OFF NORMIES IF YOU CAN HAVE SEX YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

>>36791955
Hold on, and hear me out here. Robots + Robots = more robotics. Can't you see my friend? This is the end game man has been working for since the wheel.

>>36791874
How long will Trump stay president?
And how is Barron doing now as the president of America?

>>36791901
Since the greed of this time allows individuals to place bets of democratic outcomes - I won't comment on the length of Trump's Presidency. The most I can say is that stability in the 2020 election should be the American people's primary concern.

Barron was destined for a bad life. Since movements are willing to prosecute a child for their father's actions.

>>36791874
Does anything happen in the next 40 years that's so awesome killing myself isn't a good idea?

good practise for male vaginas(losing your virginity)

>>36791912
Male vagina? Do you mean boipucci?

>>36792060
oh yes, if you like slang

>>36791834
>desperate women
>normies
no

>Tinder


Kek.

>>36791834
>liked maybe 100 girls on the first day
>A few days later only a fatty likes back and she ghosts me

K

Just marathoned the first episode /r9k/. Did I like it?

>>36791843
I don't know what to say about it. I just finished it. Feels shit desu

>>36791827
I don't know, did you you?

Did you enjoy the special snowflake roastie affirmation show?

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Oh my god! I'm so embarrassed, please don't leave it was an acciden- *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>36791863
Oh, I don't mind, i love the smell. Now please could you put your panties back on and fill them with your poop

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They *BRAAP* keep *BRAAAP* slipping *BRAAAAAAP* out! I told you I was lactose intolerant! Why did you *BRAAAAAAAAAP* insist on buying me that ice cream!

Do you really even want one? Why?

>How does a introverted NEET find a job?
They don't.

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>>36791778 I just wanna do something other then play vidya and fap. The money would be nice too.

i like this but while I don't think vocals should dominate a mix, you could bring them up a bit. again, good stuff, keep at it.

t. shredding anon from your last thread

>>36791732

ah cool thanks man your shredding was impressive makes me want to learn that type of scale song

ive had a few people say that its my shitty recorder need a new one or better mixing software

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>>36791686

https://youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY

5 imo
you have issues
16 lmao
just ask her out

>>36791663
>16th date
WHAT THE FUCK? Nigger that opportunity is long gone ask after like 3.

>>36791663
Just tell her, that you enjoy her company, that you have feelings for her and hope she will become your gf. This is life, you have to improvise all the time.