>tfw todays my birthfday
>tfw 19 and still khv
>tfw did nothing today just play vidya
>tfw not even a single text just from my mother
what do normies do on their birth days?
>>35599189
you know what must be done today
You're not a normie, yes?
Then don't do what they do, anon.
Probably get laid, that's not an option for us.
>>35599206
thanks for reminding me anon almost forgot but before ill do gods work
Hey guys. Spilled some molten plastic and burned my fingers. How badly did I just fuck my shit up?
About 2 units
>>35599070
They're called digits, dummy.
Today the fucking italy volcano erupted
Mount Etna
Please don't tell me you guys would seriously turn down sex with a black girl.
I would but I want her to force me down and forcefully extract the semen from my penis while calling me names in ebonics
I would without a doubt.Sorry
well i prefer to not get stds or stis so yes I would you nigger
>he doesn't lift
>he wears glasses
>he's pale
>he thinks his disheveled hair and shitty beard looks good
These are why you're a virgin. Start working out TODAY and maybe you could look like me in a few years and get laid.
>>35599017
because /fit/ and /fa/ are just drowning in pussy, aren't they?
>tfw too poor to not wear glasses (too poor for PPK)
how the fuck is working out supposed to cure my nearsightedness
>>35599017
fucking caught you fags
>watched by edgy 12 year old lesbians
>Watched in highschool clubs
>Watched by people who aren't even weebs
So r9k, what do you think knowing your obsession is mainstream?
Pic related, BuzzFeed posting about anime
not my shows though
that's like saying "lol guys now you can't like warhammer now that normalfags do DnD sometimes"
they'd never watch half the shit I watch, and most normalfags don't deal with seasonal shows, they just watch the pre-validated dubs that they're told to watch
they pose no threat to me other than their dumb obsession with trying to pressure japan into making less loli and more "manime"
Let's not forget some of the great things ruined by chads. Pokemon, Minecraft, music, virgins, pretty much anything you can think of that you could love has been taken from you.
>>35598962
Firstly, I know for a fact that normalfags aren't into what I like.
Secondly, even if they were it wouldn't bother me since I pretty much have no contact with them other than this place.
What's it like being a lesbian?
Not like being raped and murdered, unfortunately.
>>35598889
does the cute one have a cock also?
>>35598889
I actually knew a chick who was prison gay, idk they are fucking crazy.
You guys want to here a funny story?
Post stories about the suicide of the people you used to know, I want to know some because I live in a basement and I don't know the life out of there. I'm also thinking about an hero 'cause I'm ugly brainlet.
>>35598888
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FUCKING CHECKED
DUDE CHECK MY DUBS BRO
>>35598888
>8888
I only know a hobo who hanged himself almost 10 years ago.
>>35598888
Sweet fucken digits m8
What do women look for in men robots?
>>35598857
Good looks and absolutely nothing else.
>>35598857
Feels, which come from a whole soup of qualities and attributes.
>>35598857
wb protection?
When I was younger I thought the fact that when you die you go to heaven and live there forever and ever was cool.
But now that I think about it, a place where you live forever and ever without no ending would be a living hell.
Heaven does seem like a weird concept. I consider myself to be fairly lazy, but even I can't play vidya for more than a few hours before thinking I should be doing something productive. Are you supposed to just chill out for eternity? It sounds like that Twilight Zone episode where the gangster does nothing but win.
>>35598795
yeah, think about what reincarnation would be like
man poor bill murray in groundhog day what a nightmare
>>35598795
When I was a kid, I freaked the fuck out when they told me about heaven and eternal life. Scared the shit out of me.
Can we have a talk about the state of this board?
We're drowning in newfags, normies and attention whores, people are using 'femanon'/'fembot'(I want to puke) unironically, we have discord and attention whoring/face posting threads almost every day. And of course, and as soon as some attention whore claiming to be a 'femanon' shows up anywhere, she'll get repies by thirsty betas, while bragging normies won't even get replies telling them to fuck off anymore.
This needs to stop.
>>35598749
thanks for the card nerd
>>35598749
Nice pepe.
I'm not even going to assume this is original
>>35598782
>>35598789
STOP STEALING MY PEPES
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
What does it mean when a girl locks her legs behind your back like this?
>>35598715
she wants to be bred
It means child support payments for the next 18 years.
Only if you're white, though.
>>35598715
I wish a girl did that to me.
Why girls didn't wanted him? he's at least 8/10
He had a shitty personality
>>35598702
He was very effeminate and made no actual overtures towards trying to get a girl. He was 100% positive that it was them who should be coming to him because he was so "magnificent". Such is the ruin caused by narcissism.
>>35598702
He never tried to approach girls, get to know them or ask them out.
What are the best reasons not to kill yourself?
Hard mode: No "my mummy/friend would be sad ;~;" or anything like that.
>>35598693
You can't fap if you're dead
>>35598693
For all I know there's no substances to abuse after I'm dead so. that's a no go.
>>35598693
If suicide is so great why haven't you done it yet faggot
Who /pillowhumping/ here? I can't stop and I love it.
>>35598689
Enjoy your fucked up little dick anon cause no one else will
>>35598725
Ill enjoy op small Benis in my mouth
>>35598725
Zero credible evidence that it's harmful if you do it gently/within reason. Lawrence Sank is a quack.
>be white
>black girl I know likes me
>keeps following me around and bothering me all the time
>finally had it and tell her I would never date a black girl in a million years
>she doesn't even get mad at me, she's just sad and looks like shes about to cry
>she says she's sorry for bothering me and leaves
>feel bad because I expected her to chimp out on me but she didn't
>realize that maybe she's actually kind of nice
>feel like a dickhead
How do I fix this?
>>35598679
Don't you have a right to a preference. However do not call yourself a robot
Buy her a bucket of KFC and a Beyonce CD.
you are a dickhead man. you couldve rejected her without bringing race into the question, she probably hates herself for being black because that wasnt good enough for you. that aint right man.