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Good. You smile like a chimp.

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>>34707123
>HAHA roasty, you will NEVER get a guy like! How does that feel, loser?

>>34707123
My standards are nowhere near that high, so I don't really care. All I want is a girl who is
>under 30
>no tattoos or piercings, aside from maybe ear piercings
>ideally white, or at least talks/acts white
Honestly I would go on a date with just about any girl in my area who meets these standards.

this is still best place to inject virus into brain

all other place have many measures to combat you

perhaps the next stage is learn japan and do also with 2chan

>>34707116
>Where do I go from here
VR

>>34707227
I can't afford that desu

>>34706998
What makes it epic?

>>34707015
It's an epic thread

>>34707015
Probably expected trips

Daily reminder that pepe and wojack are dead and y'all have to find a new avatar. This is like seeing EFG or Milhouse still get posted.

Good on ya mate. Post some Toast roasts

Moral of the story: male and female can actually have decent conversation.


fucking autist.

>>34707631
moral of the story: Please fuck off back to tumblreddit

Fucking cuck

>>34706947
>i want to ram my meat snake down judys throat. Keep in mind I'm about 4 times her size, so my cock is DIPPING into her intestinal acid. She can't breathe but she DIGESTS the tip of my penis and lives upoon the nutrients. She cries and cries and tries to reach for her gun - but it isnt in her holster. I've got it behind my back. I pull it out - she freaks. You can see what little hope she has left degrade further and further - she wont survive this. But she has one thing, one thought, one PERSON to cling on to - and he just knocked on the door. "Judy?" I hear nicks voice and picture his smug face before i see it. I turn around. NICK. He stands there horrified, groceries in hand, as he witnesses the horrors happening before him. Judy is CHOKING on my cock and running out of air - and time. Her tearful eyes look to Nick in desperation, then realization, as she sees the revolver in my hand. I lift it, quivering, at the Wilde's fucking face. He freezes, my finger squeezes, a shot rings off. Hole in his head, brains on the wall behind him. I have slain the mighty Nicholas Wilde, and extinguished the dying flame of hope that judy clung to. She stops fighting for her life after watching nick sink to the floor. Within seconds, she is dead, mouth still on my cock, reaching all the way down to her stomach. Finally, I ejaculate. GalIons of piping hot semen are flung into the stomch of the dead Hopps. I am satisfied.
honestly same

>>34706947
I think everyone entertains this fantasy at some point or another, even girls who have to imagine having a dick first.

>>34706947
my dick is diamond now holy shit

>>34706924
>Should I eat boba tea for lunch?
it would make me feel like throwing up if I drank it on an empty stomach, maybe you are different

>>34706924
What the fuck is a Bubble Tea?
Is it good?
Is it alcohol?

>>34707928
it's like minecraft on speed

plastic chinks look so fucking nasty

literally budget koreans

>>34706897
Literally no taste in aesthetic

>>34706897
>chinese are the niggers of asia

>budget koreans

L M A O K E K

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>>34706816
>being jealous of KOREAN """"people""""

>>34706816
>compare chinese, korean and japanese people in a sentence
wew lad, never got experience with asians huh?

>>34706837
>>34707132

t. weebs who somehow think Japs are far superior to the other 2 when it's the same people

>>34706726
It's such a wonderful a feeling. I miss it ;-;

>>34706726
Nothing, everyone else is like you, they're just unaware or they won't admit it. What you look at is everything. I might love kissing, hugging, and making love to someone, but that's just because that person is pretty and not a total asshole.

No, I'm not being edgy. Love is not a thing.

>>34706786
Its a metaphysical thing, im guessing your not white and cant into metaphysical thought

gud post snibbity snab xDDDD

If you don't hold the door open you look like a piece of shit

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>>34706760
It all comes down to this, right? If you're chad and you hold the door, you're such a great guy. If you're chad and don't hold the door, your an alpha male in the girl's eyes. If you're a beta and hold the door, you're a creep. If you're a beta and don't hold the door, you're an asshole piece of shit.

Why is Varg so much up his own asshole?

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Have a rare Varg.

He may hate Jesus, but he fucking LOVES Christmas.

>>34706722
Rude thing to say about someone who only wants us to become better than we are..... unless your not white then I understand

>>34706634
>tfw it's all I want
>tfw i keep running into skinny girls

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>>34706761
This. I don't even let skinny women register in my perception. If they're not THICC, I don't see them.

>>34706761
at least you run into girls .__.

>>34706602
I've forged french military documents which I'm pretty sure is a crime

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>>34706615
what kind of documents and where would I start if I wanted to forge some french military documents also? What can I use them for?

had my senile grandmother take out a second mortgage on her house and deposit it into my bank account. A close friends has a master's degree and i'm a bit jealous so when he puts me down as a reference I tell the company that he has a drug problem.

> but yeah we should

>but yaeh we should

>>34706629
>>34706655
I've had like 8 different girls say that before ignoring me forever

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Hopefully someone will want to join in. For now, I'll post abit.

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Comfy hugs are great.

>>34706559
I want to snuggle with my stinky NEET imouto!