Rate me and my new gf /r9k/
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Very qt. Please have at least 5 kids.
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>>36558290
Sharing all your secrets with each other since we were kids.
Sleeping soundly with the locket that she gave you clutched in your fist..
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she does not have a slim waist / 10
god the boy is a fucking dork and the ring looks heavier than him lmao
delete hidden sage
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>tfw you're starting to believe that /r9k/ may be a psyop designed to demoralize young men that might otherwise donate their time and energy to nationalistic causes if they were healthy and positive
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>>36558251
Delete this thread now
This is your final warning
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Shh! They don't like it when you become aware Anon.
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Guys a think we all need to get over to our respective city hall and look into conceal carry! If enough millions of young white men go and get documented, the globalists will have to react soon than they wanted!!
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Going to doc in an hour, have already been on anti-depressants for a year and not as bad as I used to be but I still have bad days a couple of times a week and a really bad day or two occasionally. How do I get him to give me benzos for use as needed?
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Have you tried psychotherapy?
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>>36558257
No but Im scared to go to a psych (social anxiety)
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>>36558388
Its so much better for you in terms of efficacy and patient outcomes than most psych meds. Psych meds should only be used alongside talk therapy. You need to retrain your brain so you can eventually wean off the meds.
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Still up? Come get a (You). I'll respond to everyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.
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>>36558210
I legit want to die. Fuck this gay life.
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>>36558210
Suppose I want to live in a trailer home and travel to the groceries store by bus/train. What's the cheapest setup I could get in the U.S.? How much would it cost annually?
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I want a big hard rod up my tookus.
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what are you listening to? what are you doing?
>https://youtu.be/vHdmbaltugo
>sitting on my porch, smoking/browsing r9k
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>https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
>just lying on my bed
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>>36558187
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHdUOIfPag
>Bout to go smoke too. Been up for a day, but I don't want to sleep yet either.
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>>36558336
what is that pic from anon? also good choice of tunes desu
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Why is weed illegal? Like seriously why?
I've never been more at peace than when I found weed. Every day I think fuck god fuck this gay earth I wish I was dead along with everyone in it. Literally a few puffs of weed and I'm like "wow I'm so lucky just to have all my arms and legs, I don't live in a war torn place, I'm not blind or deaf or disabled, the grass is so green and nice and I love the sunshine"
It's stopped me from being suicidal, helped me talked to people, and helped me look at the world in a way I never have before. My thoughts are just slowed down and more articulate but my reaction to stuff is more positive way more positive. It's actually a perfect introvert drug to since as soon as I smoke I literally don't message a single person back or even answer people when they talk to me.
I also laugh really hard which I haven't been able to do in years. It feels so good to laugh. It takes the physical pain from severe depression away.
Of course this all gets negated when I run out because it costs more than gold and it's impossible to find good and large amounts of it and then I go through withdrawals and it's even worse. Fuck you white man for making it illegal. Fuck you cops. Fuck you courts. Fuck you politicians. Fuck you world. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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because it's risky for people that aren't normies (you). Schizophrenia is hell, now fuck off.
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>>36558182
Why the fuck is LSD illegal?
>microdosing basically gives you extra IQ points and cures migranes
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>>36558201
Sure thing, Officer Shekelblatt. I'll be sure and buy you a few extra MRAPs this year.
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>it's time for your physical, anon
what do?
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"it's time for my annual prostate exam, doc."
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"My boipussy is prepped and waiting, doctor."
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>>36558266
jesus christ, just fucking kill yourself
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is it just me or is Louis ck a cutie?
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Its just you
origaga
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>>36558060
I don't get why everyone calls Louis CK a cuck, im almost entirely sure he gets more puss than his wife gets dick
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i like his nose
>Junkie
>Wanted to fuck his mom
>Claimed that infants sucking their thumb want to suck their father's dick
>"B-but anon, he was a genius!!!"
Why is Freud so fucking shite lmao
I've come to study Freud because I had bad experiences with psychology and now I kinda get it.
When you're going to therapy, you're telling your darkest secrets and are being analyzed by people who literally followed this man's studied, who also said that babies have an orgasm when they shit in their diaper.
Want good help? Find someone who didn't stuy him.
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>>36558030
Why was this man obsessed with penises and orgasms? Seriously wanna know
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everyone wants to fuck their mom
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>>36558030
edward bernays is the true genius and shaped this world for better or for worse
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What keeps you sane?
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Nothing. I feel like I'm slowly losing it day by day
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>>36558023
Fucking asian hookers
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>>36558023
Ur mumiginal
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>be me
>be autistic
Feels bad
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>>36558003
nice and simple OP
Feels bad
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>be OP
>be autistic
Feels bad
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>be me
>can't do math without calculator
Feels bad
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My Dad hates just about everything in the world.
These are things the seems to enjoy.
>Family Feud hosted by Steve Harvey
>Peanut Butter
I could list a few things like sour cream and onion potato chips, but he complains that they are not as good as they used to be so even that isn't something he truly likes. Everything else is "shit".
What does your dad like?
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peanut butter isn't as good as it used to be either desu
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>>36557981
Does your Dad like Arn Anderson?
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>>36557981
piano (since he's self taught) and "old school" music.. which I've heard enough of.. being raised by black parents is cancer
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What are your hobbies and interests? Wanna talk about them?
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posting on 4chan all day long
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>>36557955
i like drugs a lot
and no i don't
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>Playing chess but I'm not super great at it
>Surfing but I got injured last year and I'm just now getting back into it
>Kiteboarding but see above
>Mountain biking but see above
>Studying Russian for some reason
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>Another day, another day of drinking till I black out
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>>36557775
Nice, dude. Me too. Been doing this for about 7 years now. It works pretty well.
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>>36557775
I think it's about time you stopped drinking, anon. Your family is worried.
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>>36557802
worried?! my gramps and i drink till blackout sometimes , life is harsh sometimes
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>tfw you are watching your parents get older
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>tfw you are watching your parents get older while doing nothing to make them proud of you
>tfw they're probably going to die disappointed that their son is a neet failure whos afraid to go outside
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>>36557832
I know this feel well.
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>>36557832
>>36557882
>only child
but him trying my best. i just hate seeing them age.