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>Hot Asian gets fucked hard
>It's Asa Akira or Asia or that ugly ass flip girl
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>Asian amateur video
>White guy
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Just watch JAV anon
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>>35844717
White guy's are legitimately better in every single way

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>"Anon hey! I'm so glad we decided to do this. Are you ready for our date?"
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"can we fuck tho?"
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>>35844672
do what?

shifty fucking niggers this comment will pass through the filter
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>turn 360
>go home

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What is the name of this pepe? I've seen loads loads of different forms of this corruption. Old normie pepe is dead, long live this retard pepe.
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>>35844662
His name is apu

Original
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>>35844662
apu apustaja

It is a good pepe

We use him to show what we feel

"My throat is sore, I don't have any throat lozenges, yes, I really don't much care to live any more"
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>>35844682
Thanks senpai, so he's what Spurdo was to Pedobear

seems like the logical progression of the meme order

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What's the most disturbing, disgusting thing you've ever fapped to
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I'm pretty vanilla as far as disturbing shit goes. I beat off to a video of a girl getting spanked while screaming bloody fucking murder and crying, that's probably the worst.
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You know, I never went down the shocking video path with porn. I've certainly seen ridiculous porn, but it never did anything for me. I am perfectly content with a friendly bj video where the two people are just having a fun time and feeling good, just I don't want to hear the fucking guy talking or see his dumb hands or his dumb fucking face.
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Furry
Scalie
Lolicon
Rape/Forced (Anal and oral)
Pain (by anal, often mixed with rape)
Choking/gagging (by oral)
Vomiting (Often from choking during oral)
Pokephilia (Pokemon put into hentai styled porn basically. Fucking love it) (I love rape combined with this)

And of coarse of jacked to vanilla stuff. I like all of this stuff and switch to stuff back and forth often.

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If I were to visit a therapist and I told them about me fucking my sister, are they required to report it?
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>>35844532
No, they only report if they believe you're going to or have harmed a person (like murder, rape, torture, ect.)
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>>35844532
depends, is your sister above the age of consent?
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>>35844532
I don't think so, might depend on where you are.
How long has it been happening? Is it consensual?

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>do a presentation in high school
>start trembling uncontrollably and my voice starts to quiver
I hated this shit. How did you guys stop this?
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>>35844524
i spent the 4 years getting laughed at when i presented. one time it was so bad no one even laughed
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>>35844573
Teachers never stopped them? Did you have the same issue?
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Ever since my junior year, I always volunteered to go first. This built up a lot of courage and I got confident as fuck.

If you're nervous, you're not gonna be able to make it go away, and you're not gonna be able to hide your nervousness. You just gotta force yourself into EXTREMES of nervousness, until you get desensitized to it. Then, normal situations won't make you nervous anymore.

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I just came up with a base idea an hour ago

It'll be one of those first person 'floating hand' games, tentatively titled 'Mr Fix It', where you'll go around fixing household shit - broken toilet, etc.

Barely anybody knows how to fix shit, so if designed well it could be a hit out of curiosity, you know?

The game would have to have an endearing art style personality, with addictive gameplay mechanics.

But yeah, what do you guys think?
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>>35844449
brb making your game thx for the idea
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>>35844449
Sounds cool. If you make it VR compatible, minecraft youtubers will play it and you'll make lots of money selling it to children
If the stuff being fixed in the game works identically to the way it works in real life it would be fun to take it apart and fuck around with it before actually fixing it
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>>35844449


OP here

And yeah, it could have a difficulty of tension where it'd be like:

if you break parts of what you're fixing you'll have to buy new pieces, and when you run out of money it's Game Over. Like a classic 1980s level of 'Game Over' reset type of a thing, maybe?

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I look aIl white but my dad was black
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>>35844436
Ask me lf l care
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Post pictures otherwise I am calling you and will remember you as a nigger.
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>>35844447
Harsh toke dude

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Has anyone here just hopped in their car and just drove? What's the farthest you've gone? How did you survive?
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Two years ago I drove 100 miles away from the city I was attending uni at. Then I stopped at a McDonald's to buy a coffee. Before McDonald's I'd intended to drive indefinitely but I decided to just head back. It was comfy but lonely.
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>>35844576
Just because it was lonely?

I drove from Southern Ontario to Florida once on a whim, slept at motel 6's and my car one night.
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I used to do that when I first bought my car. I'd get into an argument at home or just have a shitty day, and not having any friends or any place to go I'd just drive around and listen to music for an hour or two at a time.

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When I was 14 I went to a bible camp.
There was a girl there that year.
She wasn't bad looking. 6/10
From day one, she followed me absolutely everywhere. Not saying a single thing to me, just walking 10 feet behind me and staring. By day 2 I noticed that she seemed to be a bit "mentally challenged" so I really didn't blame her and I thought to myself,
>It's probably tough for her to make friends and I haven't seen her talking to anyone else. I should talk to her

Little did I know, I had just made a huge mistake.

I went over to her and began talking to her.
>Hey. I'm Anon, what's your name?
She took a bit to respond.

Her name was Becca. After talking to her for a bit, my suspicion that she was a bit slow had been confirmed.

I tell her that I'll hang out with her for the rest of the time at camp since I had no friends of my own there.
She was very enjoyable that day. We just sat and talked for the entirety of our free time.

>Dawn of the Third Day
You know how in Majora's Mask the moon crashes into Termina and fucks up everybody? Yeah? At least they saw it coming.

The third day of camp played out like usual.
Then free time rolled around. Me and Becca meet up and plop a couple of chairs under a tree.

We talk for a bit and out of absolutely fucking nowhere she puts her hand right on my dick.
I moved her hand off of me thinking it was an accident.

She puts it right back on. This time holding on like her life depends on it.

I tell her to stop. Either not caring or not understanding that people are now staring at us, she refuses.

I get up and try to pry her hand off of me but it's no use, her grip is too tight to do so.

Rather than have to explain to my parents why my nice khakis had a big hole in the crotch, I stand there helpless with a tard driving her nails into my dick.(Which I actually have scars from)

Long story short, the staff sees, breaks it up, yadda yadda.

>mfw I get sent home from camp for being sexually assaulted by a tard
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wait u watt
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>>35844385
post pics of battle-scars
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>>35844385
Post pics of scars also i have an story

>be me 10
>an ymca in the tampa area
Bout 3 ish years ago
>random nignog runs out of bathrooms naked
>Wtf.jpeg
>sees counselor running after nignog
>topkek.jpeg

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I want to kill myself every day.

There's so many things always on my mind and causing me to feel like shit, and I never feel good about myself.

I constantly think about all the regrets that I have, and how "it could have been" if I'd acted differently. I don't even recall them consciously. It's just that suddenly, images of those things will pop to my head, and cause me to enter an extremely depressed state. I constantly have to shake myself out of it. I feel like shit at my job, because I feel so menial and lowly there (even though it's comfortable, although not exactly high-paying). I feel terribly alone, and I wish I had a bf with whom I could be physically intimate with and in whom I could confide in. I feel like a failure.

I just really hate my life.
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You need somebody to talk to,or someone who knows similar feels ?
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>>35844577
I suppose both. I'm just really lonely.
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>>35844363

Don't kill yourself! Live to defy the normies.

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who /cute/ here? cute robots only.
what are you cutely doing?
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>>35844345
I'm working on some homework and listening to music!
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>>35844345
Theres no such thing as cute robots only delusional ones
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How can i become cute

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>Roastie classmate adds me on facebook
>Messages me just"Hi"
>Expects me to take the lead of the conversation

WHY THE FUCK DO NORMIES DO THIS SHIT.
LET ME BE ALONE
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that isn't so much as a cue to "take the lead" as as it is to simply reply, even 'hi' back is fine. say hi back

... dumb ass fuckin' high school female attention getting baitposting nonexistent norman.
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>>35844401
All I answered was "hey hyd" and she said "im fine lol hby" since that I knew that I'd have to take the lead because its ALWAYS like this.
I dont want to waste my time with that I ALREADY HAVE A GF(2D)
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>>35844333
>be me, 14 rn
inb4 im too young
>faggot classmate asks me to follow on ig
>idontpost.jpeg
>tell him to go fuck himself
>he tells me that he didnt message me
>sends screenshot of message
>pic related its his account

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What is cuddling actually like? Is it as good as everyone hypes it up to be?
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>>35844200
Yes, the feeling of another warm body next to yours is one of life's greatest pleasures.
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>>35844200
Shut the fuck up you people not even not cuddled before I used to do that in school
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Honestly my favourite thing in the whole world. I would do anything to be able to do it more, and it is in fact the sole motivator as to why I want to work hard and cut back on pleasure spending so I can afford to move out so that I can cuddle every single day. It is that good.

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Alright boys, you all know the drill.
Roll singles, you continue to live.
Roll digits, you die painlessly in your sleep tonight.
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>>35844198
reception 8000 give me a quickie
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What substance can I take to assure this?
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>>35844198
Is this one of those win-win scenarios? Who wants to go back to /pol/?

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