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I used to be the class clown in high school, depression killed my sense of humor.

>>35228573

Same. 4chan changed my sense of humor too. Now I have a very dark sense of humor and things that make me laugh are considered extremely offensive to other people.

>Talking to Russian girl
>Talking about potatoes for some reason
>In Russia, they peel the skin off potatoes before cooking them
>I say that's stupid because the skin is the best part and the only part that tastes like a potato
>No, at home we feed skin to dog. Is not food for people.
>Incoming epic joke in my head
>I smile and confidently say "If Russians ate the skins of potatoes, fewer of them would have starved to death in the Soviet Union"
>She didn't think it was funny

>>35228854
i think you're funny, anon

orego

Just give up.
Once a robot always a robot.

I hate people like you. Too weak willed to define yourself so you slither into shitholes like this trying to find your place.

You're you, stop trying to label yourself to fit in and just fuck off. God I hate this place.

>>35228642
>yfw you don't even fit into r9k

ur mom helped

>you will die alone never having known what it is like to be loved, not merely lusted after but loved
>you will never actualize your sexual fantasies
>you will never have the luxury of fucking a woman and abandoning her beacuse she is superfulous to you
>you will never ride the tiger to valhalla

just do like I did and go visit an escort. the one I met told me she had some virgin customer before me.

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Your moms right.

Should've been a good christian boy and bought ETH. It's mooning y'know.

>tfw only have $18 btc in my wallet
who /poorasfuck/ here

>>35228562
lmao.. I am going to buy some eth, dont worry.

>>35228457
I vape weed every so often.
I doesn't get me as high as smoking, but it doesn't hurt my lungs as much.

I really just prefer edibles though. They taste good, get me really high, and don't hurt at all.

yes, i use a vaporizer because i'm slowly lowering my nicotine levels. it's actually working surprisingly well, i get the throat hit and get the nicotine buzz. been using it for half a year and i'm at 3mg right now, but i won't be using it once i get off the nicotine jew

>paying for a robot dick that cums nicotine
>looking like a trendy faggot to fit in
>believing in the addiction meme

>>35228447
Exit bag

See ya tomorrow anyway OP

>>35228485
ha ha very funny.

I'll look into the exit bag. seems reliable but I really don't want it to be painful im a pussy

You're not gonna kill yourself, you pussy.

my father was my mom's first boyfriend

My mom was a 40 year old spinster

>>35228258
2. She wasn't very promiscuous, coming from an orthodox town. She was a loser shut-in nerd like me.

She's told me about each experience.

1. you post tits
2. you post ass
3. you get orbiters

>>35228231
Go on r/okcupid subreddit and post there. They are the highest level of beta there, and you can easily get 20 orbiters within a day

Drop your skype

I'll send you a message every 12 hours or less depending on how frequent you want them

>>35228208
when you sow these seeds you bring others down
i'd like to help you man but i'm struggling too
i'm not strong enough to help you

>>35228208
17, when I couldn't pass high school because I absolutely can't understand math no matter how many times someone explains it to me. I was an average B or higher in every other subject, but math just never registered with my brain. I ended up having to get a GED and still see myself as a failure because of it.

I've known that for some time now, feels bad man.
I realised today that I've not made any decisions myself I've always thought 'I'll fix my life after x' first x was high school then college then getting a job...
Now where am I at I wasted my life and i cannot fucking fix it, i haven't even lived my life ive always avoided everything that was hard and just eased through the rest fuck
I hate it I wish i could be someone else

That's quite poetic, anon.

>>35228205
Only winners reproduce

Only winners made me

>>35229121
Normies made you is more like it

Weed dealers are usually cool, I say do it

>>35228166
He wants to fuck you so no

You dumb roastie bitch you know you're gonna trade in your pussy for weed at some point

>>35228116
Its a bot
Its a tranny
Its a disabled

thats a tranny

fuck it in the butt

She's not real. Fucking look at yourself OP and then come back here and tell me you really think a woman will like you enough to message you on Tinder. Give me a fucking break.

How can i be a security guard at clubs? Im 6ft and train muay thai and jiu jitsu

>>35228153
Your "fighting" wont save you when you get bottled over the head or king hit. Or when an aggressive 6ft5 new Zealand guy wants to brawl. Working clubs are dangerous and complete garbage.

.t worked mutiple clubs

And do girls flirt with you ?????///???? 94origi

>>35228109
I was once a regular poster on /pol/.

>>35228109
I used to color manga panels and LN illustrations on /a/ for a series I was super into around 2009

>>35228109
I know who you really are.

>>35228099
post ass bitch lol

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>>35228099
considering how many girls are not cute, yep, thats asking a lot anon

>>35228179
>become a trap
>even worse chance of being cute than a n actual girl
should just kys myself tbqh sempai