Is about that time again.
Why don't you rub one out?
I want to know their names.
>>37914398
>Why don't you rub one out?
You're gonna have to give me more than that m8.
>>37914398
Not to this webm, I'm not gay.
I often browse /r9k/ and Always hear about you all living at the expenses of your parents/guardians. How the fuck do your parents even manage to financially sustain you, let alone be okay with your state. If I even think about living this way, my parents would whip my butt to death
>>37914393
Food isn't very expensive, anon. My parents are both working, mom's a caretaker for some handicapped guy she works 24 hour shifts a few times a week. Dad's a farmer, I help him out a little, in exchange I get food and shelter.
>t. 35 year old living with parents
my parents are rich and love me though
>>37914668
Nice fic anon
>tfw the Israel government will never pay for you to get a free sex vacation
>>37914375
>tfw no uggo, skelly, kike journalist gf to give you a handjob at an israeli orgy camp/breeding project
>>37914644
pic related btw, she wrote the article
>>37914375
>everybody is uncut
>dry af desert
no thanks
So why are you not Chad?
Improper nutrition while entering puberty along with no exercise and raised by a single mom
>>37914382
>he didn't eat eggs and bacon for breakfast every day
>he didn't eat his white and red meat
>he didn't spend the entire summer, spring and fall outside, gaining tons of vitamin D and a great workout
>he didn't play in the forest
>he didn't run to work on his cardio
>he didn't drink enough milk
>he didn't drink enough water
>he didn't start lifting weights at 15
It's *almost* like you wanted it
>>37914476
Forgot to add
>he didn't eat his fruit and veggies
Who here /nojob/?
Trying to get a summer job but I just keep getting rejected places. Literally been getting applications out since like mid-May and haven't gotten called back for a single interview. The vast majority of my friends have good ass jobs and people talk about it all the time. My parents give me shit for being broke. I'm 19 with no car, no girlfriend, and no job. I'm a nobody. I hate it. I just wanna work somewhere, is that so much to ask? Fuck my life. Anyone else?
>>37914303
Jobs are difficult to get during the summer because of the large amount of students trying to get summer jobs, your best bet is fast food or something
>>37914303
I got a guaranteed job at autobell after I get my license. It's fucking hot out tho
It's always something with everywhere, you even send in an application and they don't give a shit and tell you they'll call you back and never do
I've been looking for months, managed to get a day of work here and there to just lose the job a day later
I've just been doing gigs for cash but those aren't always around, it sucks we live in such a shitty world
My dog looks like reviewbrah
>>37914281
>my cat looks like Joey's World Tour
post a picture of your cat so we can review it
>my x looks like y
>doesnt post a picture
shit thread m8
i want every single one of my "friends" that are doing jack shit for this exam to fail
i want them to fail because they are doing jack shit and rubbing that in my face
i've been working my ass out to get a good grade and this fuckers are rubbing their lazyness in my fucking face i dont care if its immoral or what not
the fuckers who got a place in an university in outside while i am stuck in this shithole of a country are doing jack shit and shoving the fact i didnt managed to get in every single day for the past year
especially those above i hope you fail not due to external forces just due to your own lazyness and inaptitude
and last not least
i will be first
i will be ahead of you
i am not a lazy fuck like you
i worked for this
you didnt
go fuck yourself
>>37914270
Kinda harsh but I know that feeling, been doing further maths without complaint yet all they ever do is complain about their "piles of work" and "no sleep lol" taking fucking English and sociology, fucking tools.
>>37914301
i feel you
ive been studying further maths biology chemistry and a language and i WILL get maximumm in each subject while they are studying just a bit of math and language and only need a 90%
hope they dont get what they want and rot in here with me
>>37914270
>needing to study for a test
literally never happened and i got like a 3.7
>found an ugly girl on a dating site
>good body, total dork, no friends, shut-in
>she must be desperate because she agrees to go out with me
>take her on a lot of cute dates, talk all the time
>she starts falling for me
>ask her to be my girlfriend
>she's so happy she cries
>mfw I tricked her into dating a robot
Who /devilish/ here?
>>37914232
you got her anon, you fuckin got her good.
Yeah that's literally all you need to do. It's a shame most of you judge a girls worth by her looks. Do you genuinely care about her? Is she a nice person. I've only been attracted to average but kinda weird looking and even fat below average guys. But you start to see things you find attractive about them.
>>37914232
Pics of her? I bet shes a qt
i need your help, robots. i am currently residing in a third world country, i have been here my entire life, i have never left, never had a holiday. the country shall remain unnamed for safety reasons.
i am a man that loves learning, but the truth is the education system here is broken, and i learn nothing. how can a man like myself learn, when there are no systems and no institutions that can help me?
i need your help to light a candle amidst this darkness.
>>37914123
Can you be more specific?I mean in this day and age you can literally google shit and find stuff out.
>>37914123
https://www.edx.org/
100% free (with option to pay for fancy papers that no one will care about (basically donating))
let me know if you are having trouble navigating the website ill be more than happy to help
>>37914123
You can download textbooks on the Internet or maybe take an online course. There's a lot of stuff on the Internet, you know. Also, just out of curiosity - where are you from OP?
Any robot interested in starting up Diablo 3 together?
Not now, but in the future. A month or two. Perhaps when the next season starts? I only like playing seasons. I'm also quite inexperienced and not too good.
>>37914088
Wouldn't mind if the time was right
Not now (2) I will only be able to play on august and even then I don't have the expansion :/
The cure to autism, viginity, and being a beta literally exists.
>>37914059
Tell that to FtM trannies.
They are more autistic than the average neckbeard that browses this board.They are also boring and retarded because of female taste in everything and no hobbies.
>>37914059
>Take test
>Think you'll become Alpha
>Develop bitch tits instead
Nah I'm good.
>>37914922
what is letrizole for 500 retard
Will it be good for my acne if I eat nothing for awhile?
>>37914034
this is all u have 2 do
>>37914034
Just don't eat any greasy foods and stop touching your face.
nothing will save you from your acne
I noticed mine got worse after I became neet though
it's stress related, and oh boy do you have a lot
Which game should I try first?
>>37914006
I would have to say tekken 7 so if you dislike it then you can refund it and buy even more games.
>>37914006
Only buy resident evil. The other two are ultra normie games.
>>37914027
Tekken a normie game hahaha you're funny
Wait, hypnotism actually fucking works!? I thought it was just a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b1Qm1yxCM
>>37913947
Who said it was a meme, people have been doing it for years
It does work, in a way, but not in the meme way. It is a real thing, there's just a lot of misconceptions of it.
>>37913947
It's a meme if you're aware of how to avoid hypnotic suggestion and have an IQ above 120 desu. Everyone else is a brainlet that's all
>Go to pee
>At the end of it dick is burning like hell and feels like few drops of pee got stuck in it
Jesus christ is there anything worse than this? Thanks god it only lasts for ten minutes or so. I know its not infection because it happens only sometimes. Anyone else with this?
I think I know what you mean, that shit sucks. No idea why it happens tho
>>37913939
No, but I use to have this happen to me, I just pee more professionally now.
>>37913939
It happened to me couple of times. This is not an infection, but i don't know why did that happen either