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>tfw 6'4" and 130 lbs.
Am I too skinny for girls to like me?
How do I stop being skinny?
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>>34503846
post a pic of your holocaust body
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As a guy that is 6'5" 150lbs I can only imagine how poor you look
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>>34503846
yeah, i'm 6'1 150 and I look like I have AIDS, you have marfan's or what?

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>"Hey Anon, nice fedora."
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3/10 disgusting vagina
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1/10 dark lopsided vagina
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Thank you. Reddit recommended it for me.

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What is your excuse for being a virgin?
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i hate being touched and i think girls are stupid. i'm not gay, either.
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i look like this. nobody would ever be with me.
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I suffered permanent damage to my dick in an accident 12 years ago

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why do chestIets exist?
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>>34503789
Because there's men who are into A and B cups.
Like me for example.
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>>34503789
Proper fitness and eating habits.
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>>34503852
Exactly, if chestlets possessed these things they would be real women.

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>tfw you'll never experience torturing and murdering a trap
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>implying I have any strong emotions towards gay men
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>tfw you'll never get to scoop a trapposters eyes out and saw off their hands so they won't be able to post degenerate trap shit anymore
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>ywn choke a qt, pale-skinned femanon to death
>ywn cuddle with her lifeless body all night before burying her out in the woods

I really don't like having intrusive thoughts like these

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Feeling like shit again? Get in here. We're going to alleviate your sorrows forever.
This is not an another band-aid advice thread.
Details are in the next post. I'm here to answer any questions.
This is and always will be free.
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>What is it, how does it work?
http://www.emofree.com/eft-tutorial/tapping-basics/what-is-eft.html

>Written tutorial
http://www.emofree.com/eft-tutorial/tapping-basics/how-to-do-eft.html

>Demonstration video of the technique being used on war veterans for PTSD, traumatic war memories and nightmares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JnxLWe5RI

>Basic tutorial videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AW01rT92Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCE4P6Ue0w

>Here you can search for specific emotional problems and tap along with the video
https://www.youtube.com/user/eftwizard

>Comprehensive video course on piratebay
thepiratebay(DOTTT)org/torrent/4025348/The_EFT_Course_-_Emotional_Freedom_Technique_-_Gary_Craig
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what is the point of anything when free will can not physically exist, you are going to die one day anyway and heat death of the universe is inevitable?

what is the point of consciousness when it only leads to suffering?
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Bumperinoooopop

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What are you doing to get a bigger dick /r9k/?

pic related
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>tfw black and blessed with a big dick

haha white people
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>>34503656

Lmao, he fell for the meme.

GL with erectile dysfunction my man.
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>>34503656
would that even work?

>drugs in life
>working hard, looking up creative ways to earn money, systematizing my money-earning efforts for maximum efficiency
>explode out of bed in the mornings
>no drugs
>work? lol I just need enough for rent and food. I'll do the bare minimum
>stay in bed for 4 hours cycling between 4chan, jewtube, twitch, and reddit

Where do I find motivation in life besides drugs? I literally work out for the endorphin high at this point.
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>>34503640
Republicans will give you memes like "work out" or "just stop being lazy."

Honestly, though, I don't think we know enough about you to give you a straightforward answer. It could be one of many things. Heck, maybe it's only drugs. You have to try things out and see which thing inspires you to do better. Also, leave Reddit (and /pol/ if you're using it).
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>>34503725
Thank you for taking the time to respond

I haven't regularly browsed /pol/ since 2013

Probably all the Halo and shit I played growing up. I am just wired for instant gratification as all fuck.
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>>34503640
I suppose you need to find out which action energizes your brain and makes you feel happy.

For me it was mathematics. I was good at math in primary school, then started doing drugs in highschool, and I'm back to mathematics now. Its my sort of escapism - I only feel good while studying, days are passing by pretty fast and, if it wasn't for restless nights like this, I wouldn't be depressed at all.

I want to kill myself right now.

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>Late 90s
>4th grade
>Meet asian girl, shes cute
>We become friends for a while
>5th grade, never saw her
>Fast forward to 3 months ago
>See her at a local movie theater
>We talk for a bit and exchange phone numbers
>We text each other every night
>Really starting to like her again, shes super cute
>Into vidya, anime, memes, and is really cute and funny and not cringy
>We go to see movies, we play Overwatch together
>Last night
>Planning to ask her to be my gf at movies
>Texting her about movie times
>She out of nowhere replies to me "Told my mom i'm going out, also subtly told her im coming out of the closet and she didn't care lol"
>Nah, shes joking
>Later that night
>Shes wearing a gay pride pin on her Gorillaz shirt

Fuck. I'm fucking done guys.
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Be her friend. A close guy friend means tons to lesbian girls. Especially ones that are recently out of the closet. A guy's care free and straight forward mindset helps a lot.
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>>34503636
This has happened before anon. And this is what I said then, and this is what I'll say now. BE HER FRIEND.
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>>34503680
>>34503763
>dude just cuck urself :)

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balkan thread
get yourself a nearby friends robros
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prolly gonna have to bump this myself before it dies
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>>34503629
Zasto si napravio ovaj thread? Iskreno?

Je li nada da ces naici na par ljudi s nasih prostora koji krstare ovom stranicom, da mozes autisticno shitpostati "AAAAAJ RAJA S BALKANA NAJJACA SAMO BALKAN OCA MI SRBIJA DO TOKIJA" kao neki jebeni normic?

Ili jer mislis da su ljudi s balkana iz nekog razloga inteligentniji od ostatka svijeta (protip: nisu) ili imaju bolje mimove ili su originalniji ili...STA???

Nemoj se zavaravati. Svaki jebeni robot s nasih prostora kojeg sam upoznao bio je jebeni idiot. Vjerovatno nisi ni ti nista bolji.

Eto ti tvoj jebeni (You), jebao te on.
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Usput, ubij se, fegetu.

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>brainlet
>manlet
>wristlet
>/fit/let
>handlet
>voicelet
>dicklet
>asslet
>weightlet
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>>34503511
cutlet?

>tfw
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What is, dare I ask, an asslet?
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>tfw 134 IQ brainlet with a 6.7 inch dicklet dick while being a 5'11 manlet

kill me now, i lost the genetic lottery

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So I met this milf a couple of months ago. First day we kissed, second day she was dtf.

And of course I couldn't get it erect. We tried very hard, but it could only get the half way there. The reason was because I fapped just like two hours before she texted me, as I hadn't expected it. Eventually I fingered her, we cuddled and kissed for the whole night and that was it.

So r9k, did I legally lose my v-card that day, or am I still a v/irgin?
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>>34503462
You're not officially a man until you cum inside a pussy without a rubber on

Virgin, no
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>>34503462
You had your dick inside her vagina.

PENIS IN VAGINA = SEX = YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN.

Was that so difficult?
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>>34503462
>he couldn't get hard after 2 hours
fucking lol, you incel kys

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>What city do you live at?
>Where do you want to live?

Are the girls attractive in your city?
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>>34503459
>>What city do you live at?
Mulhouse, France
>Where do you want to live?
Venice
Are the girls attractive in your city?
Yes and No.
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>>34503459
Torino
Somewhere in northen Europe
Yes
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Please stop making this thread. Thank you.

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>theres a girl at school who says she likes me but im only attracted to trannies

tl:dr what do /soc/
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Find out if she has a dick
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>>34503456
What is she like?

Give me her contact I'll take it over from here buddy you go on your quest for tranny dick.
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This must be the most lazy attempt at shilling I have ever seen.

Is anyone else doing surprisingly well with their self improvement efforts?

>lifting regularly
>grades going up
>building a consistent schedule
>smoking with discipline
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>>34503447
>fixed sleep schedule
>actually eating decent
>grades are up and I'm ahead in every class
>actually managing to talk to people and have groups to work with in all my class
>just got small raise and better hours at wagecuck job
>still a sperg khv with no gf so it doesn't even matter
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>>34504249
How did you fix your sleep schedule? I keep going to sleep at 5am
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>>34504275
Not him but I fixed mine by forcing myself into a schedule. If I NEED to get up on time then I will. Once I started waking up at the same time I started going to sleep earlier naturally.

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