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>>37612791
>implying you wouldn't have one already if you could
Does anyone else do this?
>nose
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>tattoos
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>below 18
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>piercings
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>wedding ring
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>over 50
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>fat
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>Walmart
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>dyed hair
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Trying to think of other red flags. But the point is, when in public (rare), I look at women for qts and try to find a red flag to justify not going over and talking to them. I feel bad being alone, but if I pretend to have standards that feeling is subverted. Anyone else? What other coping methods do you have?
I returned home from college and my mom is dating a black man. My father died 3 years ago.
I heard them yesterday giggling and I think fucking. I feel depressed as fuck.
>>37612643
>Parents leave door as wide open as physically possible while fucking
>They did this minimum twice a week
>Can hear my stepfather's nuts slapping against my mom's ass while she moans
>This continues for years
I wish they would have just closed the door and put a god damn towel or something under it.
>>37612715
i can hear my blonde mom giggling as her black bf mumbles something to her
i feel like dying.
was your step dad at least white? my mom and i are white and i knew she dated but i never expected her to date a black.
why aren't you out making the most of your youth /r9k/?
>>37612598
>youth
I'm 30.
also I'm hiding in my room because my parents have people over. They've been here since 4:30 and it's almost 9.
fast food wagecuck here, I don't understand why women are such assholes. for every dude that has to ruin my day there are probably nine women who do it better
I'm really hating women right now, movies for this feel?
I need women hate kino
These threads would be more successful if there was more oc being posted
I'm gonna leave this here invade a beta cuck or a roastie trys to start an argument
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>tfw you'll never snuggle a qt3.14's butt
>>37612546
I've done it before. It's nice, especially when you can nuzzle your nose against the girl's butthole.
I miss it
I am a NEET, have been for a few years. I have a list for every TV show, movie, and book I want to consume that I am steadily working my way through. Does anyone else do this?What happens when I get to the end of it? I'm kind of looking forward to that. Maybe it'll finally get me off my ass. I don't have enough TV shows to last more than a year. Movies will last longer, maybe 3-5 more years at my current rate. I like reading a lot so that's kind of endless, I can see myself never running out of things to read for at least 15 years. I'm not into anime or manga.
How do other neets spend their time? General neet thread I guess. Thanks for reading
>>37612533
no anime? RRREEEEEEEEE
>tfw your 2 inch flaccid dick swallows a foot-long pube in your foreskin
>>37612426
lol i've never had that issue for certain reasons
>just gave up on the /dresswell/ meme
>nothing fits you because skinnyfat and gyno
>only have 5 changes of clothes
>used to wear the same outfit for an entire week
Have you read the works of Christopher Langan?
Just found out my high school crush moved there too and works 5 minutes away from me.
You should conversate with her
>>37612294
Don't worry, chances are that you'll never meet. One girl I fancy lives a block away from the subway station I go to every day, and in the last 3 years I've only seen her there once.
>he works in the private sector
What is it like to be with your girlfriend by yourself?
>>37612173
like when you're alone and start touching yourself but with somebody else. I can only go off on imagination though.