Another boring, lifeless day. Well, Happy Friday, ha.
So does/has anyone else brink Monster Energy. Currently sipping on some while I start a new game of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Been drinking this shit for maybe 5 years now.
You always hear about how energy drinks are bad for you and that people die when they drank too much and so on and so forth. I have about no more than 3 a day, but I don't really feel anything anymore. Actually the taste is startin to grate. What's a good alternative ?
fellow caffeine addict here
I drink cheap local brands though
I'm tapering it, used to drink 2 cans a day, now it's only one
>>36610064
>good alternative
Try sipping, my friend
>0 calories
>Same energy
>cures depression
>that first sip of the day
>>36610216
Same here, man. Used to gorge on the 24 pack case. Now I'm trying to wean myself on the 10 pack and then eventually the 4 pack...
> tfw you realize that if you had been born anywhere else in the world or anywhere else in time... you probably wouldn't be a virgin.
> tfw I live in in an age where I can't talk to girls in real life but I've masturbated with girls on Skype that I've met online.
Robots, tell me I'm not alone.
>>36610037
>roommates kept track of how much we have sex
>they score 8 and 13 times respectively, both girls
>zero fore me
>they stop reporting it
The disparity between sexually active males and females is real
First world countries will increasingly have a higher and higher percentage of virgins. Japan will literally die out within a few decades if nothing changes.
Who /MedStudent/ here?
Why does this course trigger my depression so hard? It honestly makes me want to kill myself.
Why do doctors have some of the highest suicide rates?
you sound like a UK med student
I REALLY want to go to medical school. It's literally my dream. I wish that I could just skip undergrad.
Good job on getting accepted.
>>36609901
>having the possibility to become a successful person and help others
GET.THE.FUCK.OUT.NORMIE
there are tons of lonely robots.
there are tons of lonely fembots.
List your best feature along with one feature you want in a partner, share contact info, fall in love
>A/S/L
>Best feature
>Desired sex/feature
san luis Obispo
male
looking for vegan chicks only
I got a big brain and a fat cock and quick wits. As far as goblinoids go, I am quite handsome.
Enlightened beings only please! Applicants must look no older than 15 years of age.
>>36609954
fuck, I guess vegan dudes as friends tho I'm straight
just lift they said
>>36609849
why would anyone work pecs to the point when it cast a shadow?
>>36609849
That looks fucking disgusting. I thought this was photoshopped.
>>36609849
his body doesn't fit
>2006
ROFLMAO LETS POST FUNNY STUFF AND LAUGH AND WATCH STUPID VIDEOS ON THE INTERWEBS :DD
>2017
I hate everything and want to kill myself
what the fuck went wrong with the internet?
Social engineering went
Reverse those two for me. I was 18/19 in 2006 and pretty crusty and miserable.
>>36609836
>what the fuck went wrong with the internet?
Fellow wagecucks, gimme your best petty revenge against customers story. I'll start
>Working night shift as front desk at a hotel (pic related)
>Two black teens come in
>Loud as fuck playing rap music
>Pretty sure they're not staying here
>Start making our complimentary coffee
>Ask them if they're staying here
>They ignore me
>Ask again
>"Nah we just wanted some coffee man"
>Whatever, tell them it's fine
>"You really shouldn't be sitting on the job."
>The monitor's like 3 ft off the ground, couldn't even use it standing
>Who the fuck do they think they are?
>"You two are gonna have to leave"
>"We'll be out in a minute, just let us finish up our coffee"
>"Coffee is for guests only, you guys are banned from the premise if I see you again I'll call the police."
>Leave without cleaning up their mess
>As they're leaving one of them drops a check out of their pocket
>Tear it up and throw it out
>The two come back about 20 minutes later
>"Hey I lost my check, think I might have dropped it in here"
>"Get off the premises. Feel free to check our dumpsters out back I just threw it away and took out the trash, didn't think you'd be back"
>Checks still in the garbage can 3 feet from me.
>They leave and I sneak a peek out the back door
>They're rooting through the garbage bags on top of the dumpster.
>>36609672
>customer rudely asks where an item is
>tell them Ill look it up
>we have 10 on hand, but they are in receiving
>Send them to the store 20 miles away
Take that bitch
>>36609772
I've done similar things before. People call or stop in asking if we have any rooms available. Look and see we have a few left. "Nope sorry, the nearest hotel is about 3 miles away though." If i'm feeling really devilish or they're really rude I'll print them out directions to some random place north of here (all other nearby hotels are south of us).
>Be janitor at office building
>Office worker who always stays late is rude to me
>save up every dirty tissue, tampon, and urinal cleaning rag in a bag
>rub that nasty biohazard shit all over his keyboard/mouse/chair/food/soda/glasses ect. wearing the thickest gloves we have
Fuck you bitch
Post things you like about the opposite gender. I start.
>some guys have a really nice smell
>women
>nothing
actually I thought of something, I like when women feel pain. Women cry beautifully.
Girls with cute voices are often cute
>i don't like talking to people
>girls don't bother talking to me
Feels good man.
>make an effort to eat more fat and protein rich food over the last couple weeks
>step on scale
>119lbs
Who else here /skeleton/
>>36609634
How much did you weigh before?
Eat more carbs if you're trying to gain weight
just eat more calories than you expend. it's that easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
The sexiest part of a fat woman is that juicy fold between her FUPA and the bottom of her belly.
I really wonder what this big soft belly feels like
>>36609587
lt feels like fat obviously
You guys are joking, right?
There's no way anybody could find these monsters attractive.
>lately I've been super depressed that I don't see my oneitis anymore
>she's still in high school, I've graduated
>for a while I thought I had a real shot with her, but I've been worried I blew it by not making a move
>I've been feeling extremely depressed
>she recently went to prom with some guy I don't know
>she looked so beautiful I can't stand it
>but I randomly run into her today at an event
>she smiles and waves
>"Hey," she says, "What's new? I never see you anymore."
>we catch up for several minutes
>I forgot how amazing she is to talk to
>I'm not dropping spaghetti, or at least I don't feel like I am like when I talk to anyone else
>I swear, I haven't been this happy in a year, I'm not kidding
>her smile is so perfect
>a mutual friend of ours walks over and joins the conversation
>our friend asks my oneitis, "There's not anything romantic going on with you and [her prom date's name], right?"
>"Ew, no"
>our friend explains to me, "This guy took her to the prom, but he's an idiot."
>I almost start laughing due to how happy I am
>we part ways after about 15 minutes of great conversation
There's hope for me.
>>36609480
Make a fucking move you stupid asshole
Do it TODAY
JUST CALL HER AND SAY THAT IT WAS GREAT SEEING HER AND ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GRAB A COFFEE SOMETIME
JUST DO IT
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>>36609480
Do you have her number? Call the bitch and take her on a date. This may be your one chance out of robothood. Don't fuck this up. Most of us never had a chance.
>>36609555
>>36609603
Maybe I should, guys. I care for her so much. She's the best person I've ever met. I've always been to scared to make a move, but I felt so happy today, I might just risk it.
Well, this is it boys. Thanks for making the ride a little less lonely.
Are you an heroing, anon? That would really ruin my night.
Livestream please.bloxbloxblox
>>36609469
Why do you think you should end it anon?
Old friends thread?
>had one friend all 4 years in high school
>korean kid who had horrible parents, never really got to have any fun, just worked alot because of the pressure his parents put on him
>called me his best friend on multiple occasions
>all I remember doing back in high school is just talk about all the cool video games coming out for PC
>fast forward to last week
>he gets back from Korea, where he went after high school
>messages me and says he wants to get into PC gaming, gives me a budget of $1000
>I think building computers is fun so sure yeah i'll put something together for you
>end up putting together a beast of a system with a GTX 1080 8GB, 16GB RAM, all the good shit
>send him the pcpartpicker link and he orders it on the spot
>help him over skype put it together
>when we're done he starts looking for games to play
>remembers me talking about killing floor in high school, gifts me killing floor 2 and we play together for 20+ hours
>literally haven't played a video game with a friend in years
>earlier today when we were talking he asked if Overwatch is fun, send him videos of the game and gameplay info and shit
>tell him I can't afford it but I'll get it next week if he thinks it'd be fun to play
>he just says nvm
>instant depression
>realize I probably wont talk to him for another couple years, if ever
>went offline and a few hours passed
>just checked my e-mail
>see this
>he's offline now
>realize that after all this time i've forgotten what a best friend even is
>>36609454
THis thread is pure and good and it made me feel
Why don't you play with him more often? You can always get his contact and talk to him or text him and eventually meet up from time to tim
>>36609454
That's a very sweet story. I cut contact will all my old friends because I'm a shameful NEET. 2 years going on 3. Suicide is looking pretty good.
>>36609499
looks like this came at the right time though, tomorrow i'm thanking him and I'm sure we'll be playing together for a while
REDDIT IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!
>>36609428
I know wtf how long is this gonna take?
>>36609428
Reddit is a bunch of bitches. Too much censorship. I got banned on /r/lakers because I called someone a faggot. I like how nobody gets censored here.
>>36609476
lol got banned on r/nba because i called someone a faggot as well
Invade /s4s/. Post anything, preferably no anime or lewd. Do your worst robots.
anything will do. if you can think of a meme post it. doesn't matter how cheesy just go post it simple
if anything catches on ill start posting it regularly
Is that a cup of tea or a shot glass?