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>>34274331
depression does not exist outside of the mind

master the mind, master depression

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>>34274331
why do i feel sad all the time

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>>34274331
guess how i can tell you're a normie faggot

>>34274309
Yeah, bro. I love it. It's epic. I don't live alone, though. I live with my girl, Stacie. She's hot as fuck. Together, we make 600,000 dollars a year. How about you?

>>34274309
Like all things that are new and exciting, it soon loses its novelty and awe. Its no more than a tomb in which you pay rent or mortage

I have a house. Living alone is awesome but I wagecuck all day so I'm only there for like 6 hours awake 4 days out of the week then on weekends I try to go /out/ so it's pretty much pointless. It's 3 bedroom too. I have an imaginary "guest" room and a office which is just a computer and books. Kind of a waste but I'd rather "own" a house than rent an apartment.

>>34274308
>let your girlfriend

Le Kek!

>>34274308
Sure why not. She'd look great.

>tfw no sluttily dressing but completely faithful gf

Am I the only one that has this fetish

>>34274245
I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots

>>34274287
what do you mean
originininlilly

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Feels like victory.

was that a mcdonalds bathroom?

>>34274223
>OP posted
>OP was a faggot
>the end

ta-da

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>Be at work
>I'm LP
>Several people called out today so I'm all alone
>Asian girl in the shoe section trying out shoes
>She takes off her shoes
>Takes off her socks and props up her feet to try shit on
>They look so fucking soft and delicate
>Rock solid
>Seriously considered jacking off

Pretty alright day

Yer. I have a few times. Feel like I'm wearing a mask all the time. Taking on other people's personalities. Feel way too much empathy to be one though. Like, I can feel bad for a friend but don't really know how to properly articulate it to them. I genuinely feel bad about killing flies and isects as well. Try to imagine myself being the fly. Not really comprehending what its experiencing, but still experiencing. Feeling surfaces it touches with its little fly arms, flying around, hitting walls, confused as fuck; eating shit. So I don't kill them. Feels mean to take away the only thing it'll ever experience. What am I going on about. So anyway OP, you might just have autism.

>>34274335
I think the autism thing might not be far off, I think I'm sociable enough to put me up to Asperger level but I feel emotionally stunted sometimes.

I had a similar thing with insects but eventually these retard flies and roaches became a pretty big problem in my house so I have to kill all of them, that desensitized me quite a bit. I remember one time feeling bad about killing this goofy one who paced back and forth over the same 4 areas and the same wires. I felt awfully bad for killing him after watching him do that after a few minutes.

I've never even considered it, to be honest. I just think most people overreact to their emotions these days, being frank.

I want to stick my dick in his/her mouth

It kills me that she fucks niggers so voraciously.

if you say so

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

yeah don't post retarded political threads here when there is a containment board specifically for this thanks

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We are lucky that shit cunt hillary didn't win. Her first order of business would probably have been to exterminate all virgin men.

>>34274078

did she really actually say that or is this more of that fake news?

bump


fshdthdth

I NEED HUMAN CONTACT REEEE why am I dooooooomed *spirals into a vvortex to the 47th dimension where I'm a good looking healthy RAD CHAD***

Asian boy here (USA)

All three of my sisters are dating white men

HELP

>>34273943
oh, ok, sorry

im glad we have this kind of relationship

>>34273943
I'm not your uncle and put some pants on

ok but im not going any slower on those perfect you bitch

why are you a faggit?

>>34274069
Because I like donkey dick up the arse.

Next question.

Which country are you going to visit?

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>>34273864
>/r/ cuckold
What this world has come to? Jesus Christ.

>>34273888

You should see /r/waifuism. Sometimes i can't tell if they're joking or even more autistic than /a/.

>>34273864
>My wife and boyfriend text "I love you" each night before going to sleep. They text "morning" to each other and who knows how much in between

> a picture of her legs spread open and cum running out and his beautiful cock shimmering with her juices just inches away

> I find their sitting on the couch holding hands and talking about any and everything sexy as hell

>I love that she has a passionate caring man that she will do anything for. I find their unity almost magical

WHAT

THE

FUCK

>>34273860
No you can't keep her. It just means that when she is fucking him she'll be thinking of you. Nothing more. Unless you somehow managed to get her number then she will cheat on her bf with you to fulfill her fantasies

>>34273860
If you beat up my bf I would hate you.

>>34273860
That just mean you are more of an ape than an actual human being. But be happynowadays people prefer apes to human

never give up hope my nigga

>>34273769
Jesus christ, you have a car, a house, education, and you still not happy because you can insert your wee wee inside an axe wound?

>>34273769
can't you put this same amount of effort into socialising

you've obviously got tenacity to have achieved what most people on this board probably never will

>>34273710
Fuck off degenerate homo

Fuck off fag trash

>>34273710
link is cute