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>>35479960
>>new employee, it's her

What are the odds

>>35479960
Stop worrying about a fucking roastie ffs. Embrace your autism.

>>35480152
>stop worrying about a roastie
im not worrying about her i just can't keep the intrusive thoughts out of my head
>tfw didn't even love her but said I did anyway because mental illness and drugs

>>35479937
I don't know. Why are you still alive? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>35479937
I'm alive because I have a genetic predisposition to avoid pain and death, regardless of my thoughts or feelings on the matter.

Also it's surprisingly easy to just remain alive any given day.

>>35479937
we are alive so we can feel like shit

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>>35479869
Could be, vidja being one of the few outlets you have in life and failing at it may make you feel worthless, even more so if you feel like it already.

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>>35479869
Vidya barely brings me joy anymore.
>friend makes big deal about getting mvc3 on xbox store
>"IMA SMASH U, ANON"
>whatever
>play against him
>beat him 3 times
>he finally wins
>'k, you won, i'm done.'
>"..you're boring, anon."

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seems like you're hitting puberty kiddo

>>35479866

>Grow hair out
>Pretend to be a lesbian

Easy peasy

>>35479932
i'll take that into consideration the next time I try to get gf

wow nigga u ugly

>>35479865
practice by talking to women you're not attracted to at all - old women at grocery stores, middle-aged waitresses at diners.
Once you get used to talking to some women, you only need to realize that even cute woman are just people, they same as them. the same as you.

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>>35479865
I think you just gotta be yourself and hope they like you. it hasnt worked yet...

>>35479865
Imagine them taking a big nasty shit.

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Yep. I was semi-normie in school, but once i left i went into hermit mode for some reason. Almost a decade later and i regret it.

No one to blame other than myself either. No way out now.

>>35479846
i was on a verge for entire hs, once i broke and did it there was no coming back

>>35479846
>no siblings
>parents are old as fuck
I cut off all my high school friends once i left because i thought they were all normal cucks and that i was better than them. In hindsight they really weren't that bad and actually cheered me up more than i cared to admit, now i'm alone with no one to even call an acquaintance.

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>>35479788
Had to get a filling in one of my front teeth and it was uneven so it broke off when i was eating doritos. Its been 5 years and I still havent got it fixed.

>>35479788
I have an infection in the root of my tooth and still haven't gotten it fixed

One of my molars snapped in half two years ago and I keep getting cavities even though I don't consume junk and clean my mouth regularly. I'll probably be in dentures before long.

>mom tell them im an oldfag

>tfw when
>that feel when when
I would call the cops on you

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>>35479732
If you have a strong personality online you leave an impact and will often push people to take action and add you.
When I started being a makeshift comedian on voice and threw bants I got a fuckton of friend requests.

>having multiple accounts on a video game store

>mild OCD sporadically makes it impossible to get cozy

Not right now though mother fuckers. Skyrim, NA LCS, Chinese food, CS: GO, heater bumped up, room temperature Arizona tea.

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>>35479901
Sounds bumping though holy shit

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>>35479729
POST IN MY COMFY THREAD REEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7Leq8Wen0

Develop a personality, moron. Read, watch films, develop opinions.

>drives a porsche

found your problem homo

>>35479726
>Why it gatta be like this?!

Try being ugly without a porsche, big ass house, well paying job, and stem degree. Fuck off you ungrateful normalfag piece of shit.

>>35479704
Mike is slowly taking over the channel completely. I wonder if James actually loves being a cuck

>>35479821
it's a shame because mike is the most boring guy on the channel other than ryan

Is it really cucking in this case? James Rolfe stopped caring about video games like 8 years ago and he's just using the AVGN thing to make a living.

Real anthem coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8

Nah, your both wrong, its this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A
my digits confirm

>>35480316
see, singles, forever alone.
originali

Ohh yes, Mister Refugee! JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!

>>35479645
Of course, ma'am, I would lick your pussy any day you want.

Lol'd. I can't wait to leave this country

>>35479630
nice gif

where'd you get it
at the toilet store

>>35479698
well the jerk store called and say it's all out of YOU

She's a diamond in the rough and probably is a total shy sweetheart with a positive attitude. More and more people are choosing to move back in or stay at home because the cost of living is astronomical.