I need help robots. Im 19 and ive never had a job in my life. Whats the easiest job for a brainlet that has zero social interaction? Im tired of being a poor NEET but im shit at everything i do
The Virgin scrape
>uses good cream yet cuts himself every time
>uses multiple strokes
>has to shave every other day despite lacking the ability to grow a nice beard
>hunched over sink
The Chad shave
>skims his entire face in one fell swoop
>not a single scratch
>blade never dulls
>has never bled in his life
Anything from image.
Neutral Milk Hotel
Chad Ctunes( (Pronounced Chu-nes)
Anything top 40
I dream about it every day.
>turn on the news
>a giant stacy is destroying a major metropolitan area
Let's have a Devilish thread.
>Normal fag family comes round
>Roasties of the family are slowing down the wifi probably using normiebook
>Long onto the default gateway and change wifi password
>Everyone gets booted off of the network accept from me
>Wifi is suddenly fast
>Go back to playing roblox
Go on Google Image Search and type in your first or middle name followed by "the hedgehog." Post the first result. Most autistic submission wins.
Anyone else living in a flatshare or lodging from strangers?
I am renting a room off a family in their house and its a total nightmare, that eats up 1/3rd of my disposable income.
I want to talk aobut it, but I also wanna hear other peoples experiences of this bullshit.
currently i'm living in a really shitty situation.
>live in a town where it would cost 2/3rds of my disposable income to rent a place to myself
>only in this town for work
>renting a room off a family
>discover the room is really badly sound-insulated
>they all wake up at 6 in the morning and the one child begins playing the cello at 6:30 in the morning
>they have dogs, one of which annoyingly barks at lot but is peaceful, the other one actively tries to attack me (its a big dog too) and i have to wait for them to get rid of before i can pass - there has been times i've been trapped in my room for hours because this hound has tried to attack me and no one was in
>have to go up 2 flights of stairs and through the kitchen to get to the toilet
>kids constantly watching tv which i always hear
>kitchen and dining room is the same room, they get home before me, so i wait for them to finish eating before i cook - this has sometimes meant i just starve because they don't leave the dining table for the evenign
>constant human interraction
>for some reason the mother is really passive aggressive towards me, even though i try to be as light-touch and presence-less as possible.
i would have moved out but i'm changing jobs soon, so i've been on the cusp of leaving for the last 5 months. if i went somewhere else the landlord would cuck me over with notice periods and all that.
hate it so much. its depressing enough to be a wagey, but to be someone who feels threatened by an animal, hungry because they can't cook and deprived of sleep and rest because of noise is even more depressing.
>have no friends
>have no gf
>live with parents
>sit at computer all day doing nothing
>have no drivers lisence
My question is what do you do all day? Im tired of doing the same shit, browsing the same stuff. I want to go outside, talk to someone, interact with humans. I feel so lonely.
How do you do that? How do i make friends and what activities a lone person could do outside?
What's with the /pol/ invasion?
/r9k/ is a place for insecure, slightly racist, disillusioned white boys. it's kinda like hitler gaining ground in germany post ww1 in that it is just as easy for /pol/ to shill for their retarded e-celebs and opinions here as it was for hitler to spread his message.
I highly doubt /pol/ advocates threads about trannie/shemale/fembots
Wizards, how is your life at the moment?
What's it liked to be hugged or held by a girl who loves you in return? I'm 24 and I have never experienced this.
How many pixels until something is considered pornography?
Tick tock, neet. It's almost time for your biggest moment of your whole week, when you get to pretend you're better than someone else.
Don't screw it up now, if you post it too early no one will be around to see.
oh yeah, I might get one of those someday. I had a deal with the next door neighbour who funnily enough, actually is a NEET/prostitute. Anyway, she was going to clean my house about ten times at ten bucks an hour and I'd just give her my xbox one when she hit 100 bucks worth of labour.
She's currently at negative thirty dollars. The xbox is further away than when she started lmao. She also likes to smoke and drink and usually needs her money for that. I should probably just take my box to the game store and get the store credit. There are good games coming out like FF7 and stuffs.
Describe the modern female.
>dress like an adult
>be financially independent
>still can't get GF