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>>39226580
>Chad and virgin as a couple
Cute!

>>39226601
I don't like it, seems seriously blasphemous.

>the virgin observation
>wears protective eyewear
>prepared weeks in advance
>rushes back inside when it's over

>the chad staredown
>doesn't wear glasses
>doesn't blink
>continues to stare when it's over

Something alone these lines.

>>39226552
All you need is to luv urself sweaty ;)

Okay let's actually sovle this. Send screenshots and some background info on the girl and I will tell you exactly where you fucked up.

you are probably not good at text game

Otherwise, your sexual market is so low that girls just won't even bother to respond to you. If this is the case you are fat or lack basic hygiene or something and need to work on making yourself more attractive

You're a fucking idiot and this is an original comment.

>>39226538
Did you actually think she would've liked your big stinky toe on her face? Holy fucking shit

What did she say you big toed mong?

i've seen this before, i don't remember where though

>>39226523
>i've seen this before, i don't remember where though
I'm pretty sure the skin would break actually


unless the piercings were really deep or went along your back

>>39226523
"The doll maker"
Some creepy pasta about an eastern european doctor who would kidnap young girls and kill all of their senses and brutalized them into immobile dolls. He said he had a few girls which he would hang onto his ceiling as "art"

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I love playing with bread, especially sliced bread.

>>39226568
how do you play with them? cute pic, wish that was me

>>39226454
i don't really play with my food much but i think it's cute that you do. the one exception is when i make a peanut butter sandwich and i like to eat the soft bread slowly to feel the texture. i just hope that you eat it after playing with it and don't waste it! somebody grew that food, or it's part of an animal. i don't like it when people waste their food, it seems disrespectful to waste something meant only to be eaten.

yea but it involves a billion dollars

Don't you think ugly girls deserve love too anon? Who else are they supposed to go for if even ugly men don't want them?

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>>39226451
Yeah, just search for gifs on google

>>39226438

I talked about this on /d/ a while back

A teacher beheaded a goose in front of the entire class because everybody was talking too much

This was in second grade

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>>39226438

>highschool
>forgot my sharpener but had my exacto knife for art project
>start sharpening pencil with exacto knife
>gets called to office during lunch
>"Do you have an exacto knife on you?"
>"uhh yes.."
>"A couple of people reported that they felt uncomfortable that you have that"
>made me throw out a perfectly good exacto knife

>>39226438
went to middle school at 10:00 am for like 10-15 times and got after school detention twice

I'm ashamed that no one on r9k plays kotor and or jacks off to twi'leks

>>39226786
Speak for yourself, my Twi'lek porn collection is colossal.
That said, I'd rather plow Visas.

Dont tell Kreia

god i miss playing this game back in 2003. ive replayed so many times, but its just not the same as when i played back then.

pls take me back

>>39226349
I've fapped so much I can only cum lying on my back watching porn

Poor hygiene, now I have itchy foreskin and phimosis.

Let me guess OP--you were circumcised, right?

Who is this chocolate dream?

>>39226680
He goes by LOW

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>>39226311
jonathan brandis, originally

this is realy good acktchually, 7/10 OP

>>39226283

Stern visage and furrowed brow wards yon roasteth away

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>>39226283
Trying a new approach, chastitylockanon?

Some are big and heavy and require support. But chestlets don't need to wear them so they have no excuse.

>>39226238
Because breasts are uncomfortable.

>>39226238
Because breasts are sexualized by men and societal conventions demand they be covered. Why do you need basic things like this explained?

>>39226183
I haven't had children but I could. I don't think I want to.

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I got 2 kids. A boy and a girl.

>>39226253
What's it like? Tell me in detail, please

>>39226182
Oh damn! I haven't noticed one of these since like 30 something. Glad to see you're still doing it man.

>>39226336
thanks anon glad you found it again

>>39226182
Is he your favorite character in all of JoJo? What's your favorite part and favorite stand?

>>39226172
>Why do women complain
Because they are female. Perpetual mentally children.

>why do women complain about being objectified?

For attention and gibs. They still want to be objectified at the end of the day.

>>39226172
Because they're stupid and don't know what they want in addition to not knowing what's good for them