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>>35683567
big deal, you wanna smoke some weed go ahead and jank jank jank wank wank wnak your dick into your sisters grave you piece of trash junkie gay ass nigger fucker, you know what happens when you fulsh the toilet? eveything is gone. flush your life nigga.

>>35684505
Haha I like invader zim as well. High five!

>>35683567
Yea sucks doesn't it OP? I bet all these years you've convinced yourself your failings where due to your actions. Ya know? If you just went outside more, immersed yourself socially, faked it til you made it you'd slowly become normal. Hey if you just worked out you'd be more confident and would be able to talk to people.

I tried all this shit and even learnt to fake being normal on a surface level. People just thought I was quirky and awkward but as time went on they noticed something was off. The relationships never deepened. I could no longer blame my lack of connection with people on anxiety, because I felt perfectly at ease with these people, but it's like there was a barrier between us.

Don't really know how to deal with this reality. I don't really think I can ever have a relationship or real friendship. Sure I can wear my normie mask and it might work for a few months but eventually it'll wear thin. I don't want to have to fake a personality to be around people, it ring be real. I'd rather remain alone than pretend.

Its a fun disorder
"He he you are disabled but not really lol. Go to work you lazy fuck"

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No wonder I ended up here.

>>35683556

Harold 'unsinkable' Shipman

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>>35683556
Thank you shippie

>>35683556
shipposting is best posting

Atleast you know what happened. I was drugged by a family member multiple times, I don't think it would have stuck with me had i known/ remembered what happened. But now i think about it every day

>>35683646
what member of your family?

>>35683943
step dad, well after him and my mom split

Not bad originally

>>35683534
You have autistic talent for sure.

>>35683534
i like your autistic abilities.

>>35683457
>could kill him if I sat on his face

Good. If I was a skeleton who had to settle for some fat /r9k/ whore I'd want to die too.

>tfw no thicc mentally damaged fembot to sit on my face

Let me guess, you are in Australia? They always are.

>>35683503
nope im American:)
>>35683467
Im not fat

Why not just move closer to your job?

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>if you don't eat a good breakfast or constantly bust your ass finding good clean and nutritious meals to eat throughout the day you will become lethargic and fucked up

This sucks

>>35683429
Lol, I do the same thing, except my pay is shit and I live with parents. Luckily my job is easy as fuck (on site IT support), so Im not that tired after work so I have energy to exercise. Living with mommy and daddy also helps because they cook food for me. They are helping me buy a house closer to work too. Being an only child sometimes has its benefits.

>>35683407
>reformed hoe
Dont do it. Pump and dump.

>>35683419
I'm pumping, but why dump now if i dont already have a girl that'll bend over backwards for me like she will?

I meant this both metaphorically and physically

>>35683407
>dating
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE NORMIESHIT

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it's so easy, just be yourselves

Tony is more like, "happiness comes from within, you are the key to your own happiness and success. If you will it and imagine yourself succeeding than you will succeed." I just saved you 100's of dollars getting into his seminars and buying his audio clips.

>>35683391
FUCK YOU TONY GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

>>35683275
yep. free voip services for when I absolutely have to place a call, google voice number for when I need to receive a call. paying for phone service in 2017 is nuts even for normies, but it's 100x as crazy if you're NEET

>>35683275
>the celluar jew

I've had a phone since I was 11.
Believe me, you need a phone in todays world.

I haven't had a girlfriend for the past two years. Sometimes I worry if there's ever an erection but other than that I never really notice. I just use my phone for when my penis needs to contact with me.

I don't understand this 'can't live without muh gf' culture we burgers have and are putting on children.

Any other bots weened themselves off the vagina jew?

>>35683270
Daddy is not made out of money, scoop it back up or miss out on ice cream

Swear to god this fucking kid is going to kill my liver, lets go junior we need to drop you back at your bitch mothers place before she reports you missing over a 15min delay again

>>35683308
>raising children to hate both their parents
What fun that was and still is. And they wonder what went wrong with millenials.

>>35683357
>i actually have kids or was raised in this manner
You posted shitty story i replied with a shitty answer, everything doesn't have to be about you and the millenials Fred

>>35683257
>how much?
usually about three to five
>reason?
only way to get a break at work. now I just like the ritual
>social smoking?
I hate being around people

>>35683257
>camel Turkish royal, or L&M reds if I'm low on cash
>about a pack a day
>get to have extra breaks at work, you can excuse yourself during social situations to go out for a cig, can't really think of anything else positive
>parliament blues
>lighter
>Djeep, when I can find them
>no interesting stories
>quitting's hard. Tried a few times

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>pack a day
>i smoke so i don't fucking kill myself from nervousness
>parliament aqua
>lighter ofc
>clipper ofc
>this one time i was at a rave and dying bc i wanted to smoke a cig so bad, walking around asking for cigs and literally everybody i asked only had weed
>nope

>>35683238
Eat my asshole out you piece of shit

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>>35683255
WHAT, why are you so rude?

>>35683355
My ass.

Eat it.

Bump this song tho lol

>>35683179
Leafy isn't a robot at all. Haven't you seen him talk about his school experiences?

>>35683179
I'd say leafy's more of the failed normie kind of robot

No, you should leave r9k.
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

Just tell her you had a 'royal wank'

>>35683147
Sure thanks, i'll talk with her

>>35683075
Contemplating suicide is the best time waster

>>35683075
I dont think it works like that, are you on NEET Bucks? You need to get some kind of welfare in order to be a Neet.

>>35683155
Doesn't unemployment count as NEETbux? I'm going to get fired for just staying in bed for a week and not answering the phone.

>>35683138
pls no