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>>36548068
post a full frontal, give me your email and I'll message you.

>>36548106
full frontals are worth so much more than $10 lol

>>36548166
so does bourbon you dumb tranny

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>>36548059
But I do.

Why don't you have a play partner anon?

The women are so in demand that they literally ask you to give them donations before they'll open up a conversation with you

>females only
>looking only for females
>bi couple seeking female third
>natural born females only
>no guys AT ALL FEMALES ONLY
>go to munch - everyone is worshiping the women and most of the guys just go home because nobody wants them around

>you have received one new message from dudemanbro
>"kill yourself freak you're not a real woman"

The game is rigged, that's why I don't go.

Why not go to Uni and be $0 in debt like I did?

>>36547974
>Why not go to Uni and be $0 in debt like I did?
how?

>>36547868
>3 years of partying, shagging and zero responsibility
>get paper that qualifies you for an ez graduate scheme
>only have to pay back that debt if you don't get a good paying job at the end

The fuck wouldn't you?

When I smelled your fat tits faggot

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>>36547801
I see you weren't satisfied with the last thread...
I think at around 16, when I stopped fapping to real porn and switched to H.
Feels pretty good to be honest.

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>not doing both at the same time

>>36547779
Brianna Love and Alexis Texas, MonsterCurves.

Fuck my life

>>36547844
You've nonetheless done a service to the board m8

>>36547779
brap-posting has absolutely ruined like 99% of all porn, naked pictures, semi-clothed pictures, fully-clothed pictures, and even real-life situations.

Like I'll be a gamtestop at something and the qt working there squats or bends over to place some games on the lower shelf and immediately I just think *FFFFPPPBRRRRRAAAPPPPPPL* and hold back tears of laughter.

god bless you and every other brap-poster

>>36547740
SHAKE THAT THING MISS KANANA

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I seriously hope you're joking...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuw7TkyLajc&list=PLe5_K11eHydpquWG2RybklpvgGCzAe_nw&index=17

>>36547740
Sean Paul's Im Still In Love With You is an eternal summer classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqiOmNfUTI

not being a whiny meek insecure person. Then general health, hygiene, and at least some sort of purpose. You know, the type of things most people look for in other people regardless of the condition of the relationship, professional or otherwise.

The whole confidence/charisma/funny/loud/high social status/leader thing.

What his face looks like is just a bonus. If he looks like frankenstein or gollum though, then that could put him down.

Here's a tip; lose the beer belly. Get a 4 pack at least.

>>36547652
Money and resources. Anything else is a lie.

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>>36547613
>tfw thats me thats what i do

>>36547613
But if I reply to you right now aren't I technically replying to everyone in the thread?

>>36547613
>>36547720
>>36547730
I just finished masturbating before coming to this thread.

>>36547583
I usually let out a very aloof "yo" when encountering street youth or thugs. It kinda defuses them or keep them processing long enough for me to keep moving.

>>36547648
good plan the wild flock will assume you are of the same species

>>36547583
I don't live in the UK??

Not animal abuse.
Birds ussually drown the competition in order to increase chances of grtting som fuk

I ran it over with my car

>>36547529
Almost

original spaghetti and spoons

Reptar episodes were the best part of the show.

>>36547629
>Reptar episodes were the best part of the show.
This.

>>36547629
I like the one when they get stuck overnight in the toy store and the giant animatronic gorilla and animatronic reptar are roaming around the store.

>>36547524
I met plenty of robots at hostels while backpacking across Europe.

just remember, if an australian calls you a cunt, he just wants to be friends

>>36548101
Did you see any fat short ones? I never she fattys who travel the world. Fat guys that is , I've seen plenty of fat girls travel.

>>36547509
Yeah I'm in class with one
he browses /v/ and /pol/
I browse here and /pol/
He's a chad, I'm a Billy.
We get along but we're not friends.

>>36547509
Only mentioned the fact that it is 4chan when people asked if i was browsing reddit.
Im not even joking, ""normal"" people ( around here atleast ) seem to mistake 4chan for reddit suprisingly often.

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>>36547509
Why yes, of course. Something of a past time really, though it's not every day or so.

gtfo anon

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>>36547505
What are talking about? I'm cut and I masturbate all the time. Sure if I was uncut it would prolly be easier but that's no reason for you to be such a crybaby bitch.

>>36547505
i used to habitually tuck my genitals between my legs as a kid, so there was less room to grow but also less exposure to abrasion thus preventing some of the keratinization

>>36547488
shave it you pussy

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>>36547488
Im bald now and the above picture was literally a year ago as I finished my doctorate at UCSF. Happened so fast to me and I was always too cheap to buy haircuts so the change was noticeable. I miss it, but both sides of my family are bald so I saw it coming.

If you're a true robot it shouldn't matter since your destiny is pretty set. I was a virgin fat and a virgin in shape, I was a virgin with short hair, a virgin with long hair and a virgin bald...

Fuck it, I just stopped caring at some point. Not a big enough fag to whine about the injustice of the World or pretend like there's some philisophical motivation behind my loser-dom like MGTOW, but at some point the best thing for a robot is to just find something else to occupy you. Fuck friends, fuck women, I've got my research and my autism.

Let go of your looks and superficial preoccupations, it'll set you free

>>36549809
^^^Here's my baldass now lol

I kinda look like Dale Gribble, but again, not like I ever parlayed the hair into friends or women for the two and a half decades before my baldness so...

meh