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>>38610385
Why did he walk in your room at that time and what were you fapping to?

>>38610385
>walking into your room at 5am
The fuck lmao

>>38610385
Only time I was caught fapping was when I was lying in bed and searching shit up on phone. Heard my door open and then quickly close. I have no idea which family member it was to this day.

>dude...
>im getting so stoned here...
*bong noise over mic*

>>38610421
this agent orange shit is really potent

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>not smoking for months and getting the coughs and burps
>Listening to Black Sabbath is 1000x better
>Looking at anime pics makes them look real/3D
>becoming Catholic because you saw the Virgin Mary while stoned to the heavens
Finally
>Brainfog in the morning

>>38610313
I know this feel.
I'm sure it's just lack of doing stuff....basic exercise

It means ur gay lol

>>38610365
oh no!

>>38610354
if i start walking again do you think it will go away? im not fat

>>38610297
fornication is not normal anyways

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>>38610297
>be poor
>never had to worry about getting robbed or my money stolen

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when will normie degenerates Iearn?

>>38610172
reddit's that way

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>>38610172
There are other boards
>>>/s4s/
>>>/r/eddit

right this way sir
>>>/b/

In the technical term 35 days. I went on a self discovery retreat into the woods by myself and had no contact with anyone for 34 days. I would bathe in the stream nearby my campsite but I didn't have any soap or toiletries. Just me and nature. Would recommend.

About 6 days.
I went camping in a blizzard and there really isn't anything you can do but change clothes and maybe wipe yourself down a bit.

if I didn't give enough of a fuck to shower why would I give enough of a fuck to count?

>>38610138
nice origional thread m8

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>>38610138
>I hate my life. I wish I were someone else.
Join the queue.

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>>38610138
Then why don't you become someone else?

I'd say the latter, perspective is very important with the term, as it can be used within many cultures and subcultures. I'd have to say for me the clear definition of normie is based on music taste, basically if they're limited to anything poppy of any genre and ESPECIALLY ppl that love "[Fm radio star]"

>Is there a clear, objective line of division for the normie
if you need too ask it's too late normie. go post your peanut butter hair pic garbage on twitter or whatever site most normalfags frequent these days

>>38610126
But he's already here.

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>>38610019
I wish I had a dad-son relationship

>>38610019
it's not too late, anon. i can be your daddy

I had an alright father-son relationship, but I can tell there's some things about me that baffle the bastard (ie. being a beta faggot). Gonna be sad when he goes.

22yo KV NEET. Do I qualify?

>>38610000
NEET fembot here. also a virgin

>>38610048
>fembot
this is a fake and gay post and the poster should kill himself

>>38609979
thats good, thats good that you masturbated with the thoughts of me.

>>38609979
My reaction depends on the sex of the speaker

>>38609996
sex ..or....((gender)) ?

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>mcr
get out

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>>38609974
>my chemical romance
Leave this place

>>38610016
>>38610131
t. born in 1997 normalfags

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>>38609967
Cont
>"What are you boys doing up this early"
>Chad tries to keep cool but panics and jumbles his words "Oh we were just going out for a walk, yea we were up to no good"
>UP TO NO GOOD WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CHAD
>"Oh uh, WEREN'T up to no good I should say"
>Phew
>Officer starts asking for our names since we didn't have ID on us, I'm on the verge of a panic attack but I keep masking my fear
>Chad gives his name, he pops up in the system because of his brother
>"Robot huh, we got a report related to you just the other week."
>"Oh yea I reported some dick living near me for throwing tomahawks at cars"
>dafuq.png
>"What's your name big man? Anon huh? You don't seem to be in our system."
>"Oh yea.. Heh I'm a good boy *nervous laugh*"
>"Welp, you guys don't seem to be causing any trouble, so stay safe out there."
>He drove off. We aren't in trouble? Didn't he get suspicious about us running, or suspicious about chad saying we were up to no good or even suspicious about the binder I was clearly trying to hid in plain sight
>Guess not, W H E W. We ended up trying to walk to the adult shop to dumpster dive there but it was too far so we headed home.
That was my one and only run in with the cops
>

You can tell this story is true because nothing happened.

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Any kind OP? This is mine.

>>38609922
Sounds like you're incapable of feeling the emotion known as love. Anime given you unrealistic expectations I guess.

>>38609962
A lot of the anime I watch has love as a subplot and doesn't tend to be what I'm there for. Maybe I haven't found "the one", but I highly doubt there is one because women just tend to be on a different wavelength and I want nothing to do with them.

I feel you. I did have some one I thought I really liked last year but they were batshit crazy and was a waste of time.Just made me feel like shit and led me on. I wish some one would make me feel like that again, I hate looking back on it fondly because I was being played completely and objectively it was a terrible situation but thr glimpses of "love" I felt was fucking amazinh
Thing is, I text 4/10's but it feels like a chore because they are boring and the only thing I get out of it is the occasional sexting which is exciting and makes me feel sexually desired, besides, It's just texting, I'm still a virgin

>>38609909
because people watch them

>>38609909
what if they've always been bad

>>38609909
because you are a contrarian faggot. go kys.