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>A girl called me cute today.
>What do I do now?
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>>36923987
Congratulations, you made it, 'Chad'.
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>>36923987
Get out


Origagigalibao
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>>36923987
Thank your mom for the compliment

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>Be from religious Jewish family
>Not religious myself
>Kind of the black sheep, but fairly successful career wise
>Not successful socially, never really knew how to interact with people outside of a framework of an insular Jewish clan, where often you meet a girl by your father speaking it over with her father
>Older brother gets married
>Dies in an auto accident
>Family expects me to marry his widow, because that's an Orthodox Jewish thing
>Don't want to because that's really weird and I'm not attracted to her at all.

I can still stay here, right?
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>>36923936
Just don't marry her you kike.
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Gas yourself with helium
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>>36923936
run away anon
run very far away

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I'm installing Ubuntu 17.04 today.
I'm basically going to copy my home folder to am external hard drive and then move whatever I need back to the new home folder.

Also I ran dpkg --get-selections > programs.txt to install whatever programs I have in 16.04

Anyway if anyone else is installing a new OS today. Let me know. Maybe we can exchange tips and shit.
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>Exchange tips
>About installing an operating system
Do you also exchange tips about how to walk?
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>>36923914
Yeah.
>right arm to the front, left leg to the front
>slowly let them go backwards
>left arm to the front, right leg to the front
>repeat
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>not using xubuntu

what is wrong with you

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I just want these feels to go away
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Just be yourself BRAH!
Also whats got you down anon
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>>36923843

sounds like youre one of those countless dudes addicted to fapping and porn while not having decent sleep/diet habits.
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Doesn't stop the feels though

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light up the night edition
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This song is an absolute corker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iXpTJk15s
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Watching a doc about Cromwell. He was a bit of a lad.
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MiIk Cat 43

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Should I go get Chick Fil A or Cookout for dinner. On the one hand Chick Fil A is extremely delicious in comparison to Cookout. But on the other hand Cookout offers a quality meal at an economical price. Do I pay upwards of $7 for a Spicy Chicken sandwich meal, large with Chick Fil A sauce and a sweet tea, or do I pay the economical price of $5.45 for a Big Double Burger with lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and mustard, Cajun Style fries, a Chicken Quesadilla, and a Huge Tea? I don't know what to do. The other problem is the drive-thru lines. Cookout's drive-thru line is designed poorly. It blocks customers in their parking spaces from leaving if it is busy, and often times the line is out to the road, which causes traffic hiccups. But Chick Fil A has great drive-thru that utilizes two lanes to prevent backups and jams. I am torn. On the one hand I want good food, but on the other hand I would prefer an economical price. What is your input friends? I am eagerly awaiting your decision.
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>>36923774
Make real food you fat piece of shit
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>>36923774
>Chik Fil A
You don't hate gays, do you anon?
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>>36923774
I'd say chick fil a if you can afford it, quality makes it worth it I think.

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What's your username for general online stuff, r9k?
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>>36923701
All of my usernames are wow references and i suppose one is partially a style of character reference.
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I do have a set username I've used for a while, but recently I've been trying to branch out a bit, use ones that take from other languages and kind of apply to me.

i.e. Popcornnaisseur (I like popcorn and French).
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using one username makes it easy for creepy betas and omegas to stalk you

I use a different name for every public account

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My little brother (20 year old) keeps on trying to become a pro-gamer.

He hasn't gone to college at all, he has made a few hundred dollars off his "pro gamer career" from LAN events in the last 2 years, otherwise he is a fucking NEET.

Parents keep telling me they're going to kick him out soon if he doesn't get a job.

He literally believes it's possible for him to make a living out of gaming. He can't accept the reality that it's literally not going to happen for him. How many years will this delusion take to wear off until he finally wakes up and realizes his pissed his 20's away trying to become a pro gamer and he has absolutely nothing to show for it?
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>>36923676
He's become warped anon. This illusion will never go away as long as pro gamers exist I imagine
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>>36923676
He'll probs try and become a streamer or youtuber. If he spends money on a camera move out.
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>>36923676

>nothing to show for it

He made a few hundred dollars

Who /studioapartment/ here?

I'm moving out of my parents house and I was wondering if anyone here lives in an efficiency unit? I've been trying to decide between a rocker recliner chair or a 2 seater couch.

Pics of your studio encourage.

Do you like living alone?
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>>36923625
I'm moving into a small studio in July. Can't wait
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It was a 75$ difference between a studio and 1 bedroom. I passed on the studio because the bathroom was connected to the kitchen and I didn't like opening the main door to see my bed and all of my stuff
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>studio apartments are more expensive than 1 bedrooms in my city

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"Heeeeeyyy broooo...the girls were wondering if you could buy us alcohol? Please?"
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No if you want to get fucked up you'll do what I had to, by buying illegal drugs that are much easier to get.
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>>36923616
That depends.. what do I get out of it?
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>>36923684
You get to lick the inside of Stacy's glass when she's done with it and pretend you kissed.

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Any Fins browsing this frog forum today? Tell us about Finland, tell us about daily life and how you see it as different from life in Bong or Burger or France.

What do you love, what do you hate, what are some things an outsider (whether a tourist or a new resident) might not be aware of? What are the reasons to live there and what are the reasons not to live there?
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>>36923603
tfw no responses
tfw just want to go to Finland and be a hermit
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Luckily we are fairly wealthy and have lifes reasonably easy, but it is depressing nonetheless.
The weather is constant chills and rain, all the girls are absolute whores and don't stop drinking, they're on the same mentality as Sweden. Only more depressing than Sweden.
We need a Breivik.

Also, don't go near Helsinki, it's total shit. If you're visiting, go to Lapland.
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>>36923603
I thought long and hard and only came up with one reason: it's snowing in may and I can just taste the normie tears. Besides that I don't really know, even alcohol is expensive.

There is not really any reason to particularly want to be here

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Calling Fembots-

I need a summer GF to talk to.
I am cute, smart, have many hobbies, and a steady (good paying) job.

I like playing music, chess, philosophy, and reading.

Apply if you are smart, like talking, or can teach me something I don't know. The smarter you are the less qt you have to be.

Other bots, let's see if we can trick fembots into dating us
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>>36923551
I'm better than OP.
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>>36923582
P-please g-go away chad
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>>36923551
I also need a fembot gf
I have qualifications, if that matters

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>crushing loneliness
>decide to click on /soc/
>endless threads about dicks
>"honest rate" threads where 9/10s get rated as 6/10

Well that was a mistake
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Lucky you didn't click on the slut thread. Or the "shut-in" thread.
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>>36923626
I don't even want to know. also yeah the amount of wannabe chads there was pretty disgusting
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/soc/ was honestly a fucking mistake. It shouldn't even be part of this website.

The audience it attracts is so cancerous and so horribly unlike every other board that it makes me angry that I'm even associated with it and it's just a short click away.

moot should've nuked /soc/ instead of /pol/.

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>tell a friend that I want to start getting buff
>after all these years I finally built the motivation for it
>pic related, his answer
>I lose motivation
This isn't fair. After all these fucking years I decide to do something good with my body yet my hopes get crushed. Is there any hope for a 5'2 humanlet who's currently 40-42kg ?
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>>36923508
Yeah. Work out any way.
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>40kg
are you 7?
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>>36923508
>Race war
Oh. You're one of THOSE people. Of course you were laughed at.

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what should i get from the grocery store guys
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>>36923437
I don't know, Rusev. What do you usually get
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Mothballs and Vodka
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ginger ale is pretty good

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