Rate my NEET cuisine
Just look at this. It's a work of art.
But all rational parts of my brain say this is a dirty part of the body, no better than a sewer pipe.
Roastie magic man.
not really desu
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
How are we supposed to fix women and the power they habe over men in 1st world country's when bitch asses like you white knight whores and enable them. The amount of white knighting and begging femanons for cuddles is disgustng. You're fucking everything up and making things worse senpai. Stop it.
There's nothing to fix. Men obviously have a disadvantage when it comes to mating vs women and marriage fuvj are you talking about. And it's only getting worse.
If you're trying to make a,personal attack I'm alrdy married.
>in lame community college
>distance myself from people that do open up to me
>neglect girls so hard that are interested in me that they end up asking ME for my number
>text them maybe once or twice and stop
>probably hurt their feelings as they stop texting too
what the fuck is wrong with me!?? pic not related
What drugs has /r9k/ used? I'm curious to see how I compare to the rest of you.
not including alcohol or weed-
Go back to /soc/ you degenerate. True robots remain pure.
fembots be honest: how does this make you feel?
>tfw no gf
>tfw telling hottest girl I know she's "pretty" at a party because I was drunk
>tfw she actually starts talking to me and showing interest back
>tfw she's 1 cm taller than me
>tfw low self-esteem so don't ingage mutually
>TFW SHE LOSES INTEREST
fuck me, I might have actually gotten a shot with a literal 9/10 and fucked it up
>hate shitty retail job that I worked at for 40-50 hrs a week
>had a bad acid trip
>at the peak of unhappiness with my life
>customer yells "Excuse me" over the counter
>yell back "I'll be with you in a minute"
>customer gets offended and says "Excuse me?"
>fuck this shit
>ignore customer and go have a smoke
>realize that nothing in my life will ever change if I don't make an effort to change it
>realize that I've been telling myself for years now that I need to change a number of things about my life, but have never once followed through
>realize that it's now or never to completely turn over a new leaf
>come back ten minutes later and grab my stuff
>say over the intercom "Someone to [my department] 'cause I fucking quit"
>go home, chug a 4 loko and smoke a blunt
>don't know what to do, but know that if I don't fix my life up right now, I will never be happy
>even crushed my box of cigarettes that I just bought
>make fake chad profile on Tinder
>girls messaging me first
WTF DO I DO?
Fembots why are you so god damned obsessed with rape fantasies?
I don't have rape fantasies, but i do get off to the idea of being impregnated aganist my will by a monster. Does it count?
And why? because i watched too much hentai and i became twisted. It only works in 2D. Anon won't comply with my fantasies because i'm a weirdo.
Remember the glory days of Nickelodeon from between 2000-2006?
When they had Ned's Declassified, Jimmy Neutron, Rocket Power, early Fairly Oddparents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, the later seasons of Hey arnold, Invader Zim, pre-movie SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, still had reruns of 90s shows like Rocko's Modern Life, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and other great shows that once aired on Nick.
Before they started airing retarded shit around 2007+ like the Naked Brothers Band, post-movie SpongeBob, Back at the Barnyard, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
Friendly reminder that if you're circumcised then you are not a complete human
thanks for reminding me anon
time to kILLMYSEEEEEEEEEEEE:F HAHA BABEEEEEEEEEEII
I am >< this fucking close to killing myself
i just want to talk to someone I am so lonely
post discord shits invite me to play videogames hell even make fun of me
i NEED it
I can't do anything for you
I can't even save myself.
>hear all this stuff about prostate orgasms
>decide to start poking around down there
>no access to toys so I need to improvise
>live with parents (between college semesters)
>mom uses disposable "butt inspection gloves" for cleaning
>grab one, put it on.
>no lube, so I just use spit
>fuckin slober all over my middle finger
>rub around anus
>insert slowly into anus
>dick, thoroughly erect before, is now throbbing in my left hand
>jack off with the speed of sonic the hedgehog as I move finger inside anus
>as I cum, feel anus clench around finger
>massive cum dump
im not even gay but holy shit that was good
>Have fur coat fetish
>Mom leaves for the weekend
>Subscribe to dogfart.con
>Get fully nude
>Take my mom's sheared beaver fur coat from closet
>Rub it all over my body while watching dogfart cuckold interracial porn
>Pleasure myself like this all weekend
>Eat lots of fast food and play league of legends in my downtime
Why does /r9k/ hate roasties so much?