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>tfw 5'7"
>tfw thick 7"+ dick
What's worse, being a dicklet or manlet?
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Being a dicklet is way worse. You're a complete idiot if you let peoples' opinions about your height affect you. But your girl? You want to at least keep HER happy and give her a good dicking.
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>>35103725
tfw
>dicklet
>manlet
>chinlet
>brainlet
would you keep on living in my situation?
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>>35104418
I'd transition into qt gril
Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.
>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone
Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.
Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.
Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.
Furthermore, don't entertain these spastics or tell to "just relax" and so on and so forth. You're only likely to experience that which you described in the OP until your life becomes a groundhog day of interpersonal calamities. You need to eliminate the underlying lifestyle deficiencies.
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>>35103715
alright let me just finish this porn video and the 3 related vids that look good
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how long did it take to write that, ass. all you're doing is throwing a glass of chlorine to a shit ocean. 3/10 apply yourself.
Is /huskyposting/ making a comeback?
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No, dogs are for normies.
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>>35103667
Is your mom making a comeback?
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>>35103667
>you will never have a wan wan best friend
:(
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i can only fap in the shower. after showerfap, i must put some toilet paper in my panties so the cum drops that come out 30 minutes later wont spoil my panties. sometimes i forget it is there and i walk around with it all day. sometimes it falls out of my pants while i walk. i don't know if people notice.
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>>35103505
Hey, wannna chat?
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>>35103764
do you use toiler-paper-tampons too?
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i wonder what it feels like to be loved by someone
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>>35103440
It's strange and unsettling.
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>>35103440
Doesn't feel good. But my dad say's its good and that the tears coming from my face are happy
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Itt: you hear it you lose
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ffs start with something easier.
Here's mine.
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Do do dodo dooooooooo.
Orig
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>>35103439
Soon as I saw the colrs against blak I haerdit.
Fuk. Didntbeven read it.
My turn
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Do men need to be more aggressive these days?
Seems to me like too many men are major pussies.
But when is aggression justified?
I was at a bar tonight, and some greying douche fag with a beer belly was whistling really loud, and that annoyed me.
So I stood up and walked up to him, telling him to stop whistling, because it's annoying me. He refused to stop whistling, because he was watching a basketball game on the TV screen and supporting his team by whistling. I told him that the team doesn't hear his whistles, and nobody gives a shit anyway, then suggested him to clap instead of whistling.
Then my friends came over and pulled me away from him, fearing I was about to start a bar fight with that guy.
Was I in the wrong here?
I wasn't even being aggressive, I was being really diplomatic about it, even exchanged names with the guy and shook his hand. But my beta cuck friends rushed to "save me". Where they right? Would I have been in the wrong had I been more aggressive with the whistling guy, had he not complied with my request?
Seems to me like being aggressive equals being manly. You prove your point AND your brawl, your friends respect you, and women think you're a viable mating partner.
I'd really like to hear some opinions on this.
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In general it's not justified however most people simply like these situations, because those situations give them something to gossip over.
Often these situations are personally not good for you or your social standing but that's generally a pretty good indicator those people really don't care about, and are bad for you.
Your friends were sort of right. If you're in public it's really only expected people are going to do what they do it's kind of a dick move to tell them to quiet down. You sort of notice it's why less people tend to go out and prefer to stay in or just have a core group of friends.
Unless you're a bully. A lot of bullies just get away with being aggressive because people think the bully will get the group to turn on them. Again, not a group that's good for you to hang out with imo.
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>>35103249
This is retarded, people are drunk in bars and are going to be loud. You're lucky he didn't punch you in the face.
Agression is only justified if someone is directing it towards you in any manner and they don't back down. Don't go looking for trouble, don't start shit with other people. Play it out in your head if someone came up to you and did that. What do you think you would do? You cant really size anyone up that well either at least not in the quick moments leading up to a confrontation, just look for if they are trying to prove something. Usually a good indication they are full of shit and you have a chance.
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>>35103249
Being aggressive is only okay in a situation where someone is being aggressive towards you. Otherwise you should just ignore whatever is going on and grow some thicker skin.
For the record, you're lucky you didn't get your shit kicked in because you were acting like a giant manchild.
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>be me
>edgy teen looking for harder memes to smok
>look up 4chan vids on Yt
>interested.jpg
>read all the greentxt
>try to emulate greentxt
>end up looking like looser
>get harassed and bullied
>desensitised and horny for more greentxt
>think of writing OC greentxt
>:failfish:
> mfw I watch my greentxt burn
Please help need rules for writing OC greentxt. I promise I'llnever post here again tyty.
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>>35103018
how old are you OP?
be honest
asen centrale
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Im 18 and I need my daily assortment of memes and this new drug I found called greentext. I know people here don't take kindly to newfags so my visit is brief but I might consider staying as an observer if that's ok.
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IN THIS THREAD:
Robits post their favorite albums
Ill start
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>>35102959
>Being pleb enough to pick a Mastodon album
>Being worse than pleb by not at least picking Leviathan
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>>35103468
>Implying leviathan is the best album
Crack in the skye was far better put together, especially for a concept album
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>have shitty pc
>intel hd nigger graphics
>4gb ram but runs like its 3mb
>entire keyboard is broken
>have to have external keyboard
>slower than slugs fucking slugs
>mom gets income tax
>usually has none left
>asks here if she has any left
>1500.jpeg
>told her to get me a new pc
>says sister wants new car
>sister is in hs, rides bus every day
>tell mom sister can fuck herself, and ride in the back of the bus like a dirty nigger like always
>about to convice mom to get a pc @ 6
>thinks of devious plan
>$300pc>$1000car
>that extra $ will let you buy more cigarettes mom
>new pc wont crash when i try to write java programs
>reminder im a computer science college fag with a shitty laptop
>bestplan.png
soon enough we'll see if my devious plan works
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>>35102936
anon my computer is worse than yours
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and i thought mine was a huge pile of shit
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i hate eating and can't force myself to eat in the morning?
my appetite only appears when i am woozy and starving?
thinking of food makes me feel gross? how do i stop?
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>>35102921
Eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day!
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when you feel like eating force yourself to eat as much as possible, fuck breakfast
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i feel like it's a stress thing maybe? but it's never not been like this?
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If any guys in here 25+ want a girlfriend, here's your chance.
Leave a kik and we can talk.
I like in depth conversations, hopefully you do too.
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>>35102845
inb4 catfished
origigi
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Bumping for replies. I wouldn't offer kik if I was a catfish what with the live photo option and all that
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It may seem daunting to start changing your life for the better, to begin a path towards fulfillment in life (not happiness, happiness is the result of fulfillment), but it is possible as sure as the flow of time allows. The hardest part is getting the ball rolling, so to speak. A small amount of willpower can come from the decision to make a change. If you have any amount of income over what you need to survive, get yourself a personal trainer and start lifting small weights. This will remove the desire to spend money on poor quality food and alcohol as you will want your progress to continue. It will only take a month to notice changes in your health, both mental and physical, and this is the strongest motivation to continue. With the free time and energy which results from a healthier lifestyle, and the self confidence and esteem which grows larger as your body transitions to a more attractive form, and your health continues, your social relations and willingness to get outside will increase. Couple this with how you now look down on people who spend no effort on their health and wellbeing like you used to, and this is yet more motivation to continue. You will soon find you have so much free time and energy from a newfound routine of working out, a clearer mind, better sleep, that you will be able to pick up new hobbies and interests easily. This opens the door to meeting people with similar interests and hobbies - the only way to meet new people in a fulfilling way.
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Just as your muscles first ached, social interaction will be awkward. But just as you couldn't lift at first, you will see your social interaction increase. You will notice that others, like you used to be, are more awkward than you now. This is a great motivator to continue to be social. You will also realise how social interaction is an important part of mental health, but mostly, you will be more exposed to the world in general, and all it has to offer. Your hobbies will pull you outside. The people you now have a relationship with will help you attain what you need, and you will receive the pleasure of helping them. Time flies by fast, and within 6 months you will notice your life has improved in every way. Every difficulty of life will be met with the enthusiasm that comes with knowing that overcoming a lack of willpower is a snowball effect, with more strength and willpower and discipline becoming what you now want to attain. You'll realise that if you started this years ago, you'd be much better off. But never blame yourself for what you did in the past. You always only do what you believe is best. But what you believe is best doesn't need to hurt. Just get out there and start lifting small weights with a professional who will help you achieve the maximum result for the effort, and this is the first step in an ever unfolding path towards whatever you want. Come on robots, save a few hundred dollars that you were going to spend on that new PC, and get the ball rolling. You won't regret it - and if you decide to relapse back into degeneracy, at least you will have the knowledge and experience that comes from knowing you tried, and if in the future you decide to try again, it will be that much easier now that you know how.
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Everything we know can be described as a function of a wave. Now do you want the wave to propel you along, effortlessly? Start paddling to catch it, and once you're on it you'll glide along the surface, not struggle for breath between sets. Peace
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Thank you for this words
Are you a charming man that ponders life complexities while buying cars to lure boys into your leather passengers seat?
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Is it ok to "like" a girls slutty pics that I went to high school with or will it make me seem creepy?
Hoping one day she will message me for sex
probably wont happen but I have to try, right?
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>likes photos from high school
>thinks he will get sex out of it
>doesn't immediately thats creepy
Oh anon
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>>35102791
If you think this is one step closer to approaching girls in real life then do it.
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lol just fucking do it
when i worked at my other job, my manager was posting pictures of her ass and i was liking them, then seeing her at work the next day
just do it, women are all bark and no bite
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Stop being depresed
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Oh ok will do thanks buddy
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Stop Vargzinga posting