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People can't think for themselves so everything they know is wrong

how did you lose it?

42 since february is a bit fast desu

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>gain lots of weight
>get called fat pig

>lost lots of weight
>got called undernourished anorexic

You just can't win with normalfags.

If someone in Adelaide kills me, they can have whatever from my room.

>>37323744
>Hapa male who despises his parents and wants to have a friend who actually cares about him? Lets meet or something if you are near.

Roko?

>>37323744
>Centrelink stopped giving me payments after uni
>0 job experience and no connections which mean no one will hire me
>24 y/o KHV NEET "working" as a furry porn artist that makes fuck all
>chink
Life could be better.

>>37323691
Good luck in the afterlife

>>37323691
but its only sunday, anon? do you go to mass or something, dont tell me you have a job right

Remember to let the cat out, toodle-oo!

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>Post your feet in this thread or get the fuck off my board
enjoy

>>37323700
nice, you get a bonus for the pussy

>>37323700
Don't know what's worse, the toenail or the roast.

Please be my gf

>>37323185
I imagine that if you weren't born rich that its a combo of being in the right place at the right time and money management

take a picture of ur butte OP, and then post it here

if done right you will become rich immediately.

>>37323185
reminder that if you make 30k+ a year you are in the 1%

>>37323168
get out of here chad voice

Voice is my weakness.

I should do this but my phone is old and shit

>>37323162
I don't get why people have to use algebra to do this, you can just see the pattern

1 * 4 = 4 *1 = 4
2 * 4 = 8 * 2 = 16
3 * 4 = 12 * 3 = 36

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>>37323162
i c what u did there op & i couldn't give 36 fucks

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>>37323365
using logic like that the answer could also be 64
4^1=4
4^2=16
4^3=64

>>37323092
T-teach me.

Anon that doesn't sound healthy

>>37323250
it's not. The cum is going to harden, and next time, BAM, his penis is going to explode.

computer lighting
filling my dimly lit room
why am I still alive

My only mistake
Was loving you too hard
Guess I'm retarded

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>>37322972
>5 7 6

Why do you live on
If you cannot even do
Haiku properly

Why, indeed, Anon.
Consider offing yourself
It is for the best.

>Be Jew
>Say I no Jew.

>>37322903
>get people on internet to trust me with secrets
>use it to destroy them the second they irk me

>5'10
>see 5'8 guy state he is 6' to a girl
>"anon how tall are you?"
>"5'8"

sneaky boy

>>37322725
how old were you both? do you act like it didn't happen?

>>37322772
12
>do you act like it didn't happen?
It's not a topic that comes up frequently, but we're not awkward about it. As far as I know she's still a virgin.

do you ever hold hands?

Manlet. The lanklet will have a bad back and joints by 30 and most likely die to heart problems at 40-50.

>>37322692
The manlet, he looks more human.

>>37322742
He actually did die

>>37322628
is there some sort of place were women just go and copy paste all the same shit in their bios?

>>37322628
I hate that fucking site.
its honestly hopeless, I feel like ive tried everything. I guess I could just kill myself now.

>>37322667
You haven't tried everything though. Not even close. Chad has put in 10 times more effort than you, that's why he succeeds.

I was dealing at one point and smoking maybe about an eighth a day, got to the point where I would have severe panic attacks and thought spirits were trying to communicate with me. One time I even thought I was seeing prophecies of my fathers death and began to cry and beg for the spirits to take me instead.

I stopped smoking for a while and now I'm fine in a general sense.

>>37322314
>>37322314
my pet troll says it feels like he is satan the devil. he says the lord kicked him out of heaven and incarnated him into a physical body to suffer mental/emotional distress.

>>37322314
Once every few days is fine, If you smoke too much, well, something is gonna happen.

>>37322305
Fake and gay
>unoriginal bullshit very annoying

>>37322353
>gay
Yes yes, go on

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>>37322305
i believe op, nothing fishy here