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Well good for you.

Don't fall too deep into the consumerist hole.

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>>38614877
>inb4 fake and gay
Here's a kitty we're boarding for someone on vacation. I'm giving her her cuddle session right now.

I assisted at a pet shop for a couple of weeks in school. It was pretty cool I just cleaned and ran a few errands and spend half the time feeling the lizards.

Is it your left testicle? If so check to see if there are swollen veins around it. Look up varicoceles and see if there are any symptoms that ring true to you.

And no, you wont lose your nut.

>>38614744
it might be that, or an infection based on what i'm reading. i don't know yet. it does swell up to be about twice it's normal size sometimes and it's very sensitive/tender to the touch. it does feel like something above it is swelling too

>>38614744
and yes it's my left one, which has always sat higher than my right, it also seems to be pushed forward more than usual so many the veins behind it are swollen

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>>38614691
I choose.....
Metroid Prime

one game to keep for ourselves or for you to play?
if keep i choose street fighter iv
if for you to play, pick dark souls 2 or those neptunia games

I'd probably pick deus ex

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>>38614670
Because they're annoying entitled cunts who even though by being born a female they automatically have life on easy mode, they still demand more.

>give me attention but I still owe you nothing back unless you're Chad

Fucking inbred cunts, I hope they all fucking die

>>38614791
So, basically just sour grapes then?

>>38614670
>I know it's not just sour grapes, there has to be something more.

No, it's just sour grapes. All these things that virgins say they hate about women; even when they're true, they only care about those things because they're virgins. They just spew all this shit because it's easier to blame their virginity on women than to consider that maybe it's their own fault.

>cucked by sparky thunderknot

They mostly sell as novelty/jokes or to camgirls. Most girls don't I know even like large dildos, if they have sex toys at all they're generally just small vibrators.

I'm pretty sure it's mostly for camwhores and gay men.
Some of the dildos fags use would fucking kill a woman if she tried to shove it in her cunt.

>>38614606
Could turn someone gay with a warped sexuality
Pretty bad tbqh

Apparently fembots who were molested develop extremely degenerate fetishes as adults. Many such cases here.

>>38614606
I wonder the same thing to. Most people start jerking themselves off at like 10/11 so it can't be that traumatic. But yeah, probably does warp your sexuality like being exposed to anything like that at a young age.

t. got turned gay by furry porn when i was 11.

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It's my birthday today OP, 26 and still khv feels bad.

Nice downscales. Fucking retard.

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>>38614354
OP I can't read this, is it data for ants?

Everyone's got a hobby, mine's JUST fucking my shit up as much as possible

>>38614177
>except you.

fake and gay.

every living animal who did not yet have sex may apply.

also, robots here don't just go for "reproduction". we're just bluepilled by jews, we just want sex and cuddling because we watched too much porn.

>>38614177
Humans are an evolutionary dead-end. We're one of those offshoots that never pans out and winds up going extinct.

Are you western? Western Buddhism is a meme

>>38614170
Atheist here, wish you eastern religions the best of luck. I will feel much more relieved if they are the dominant ones.

>>38614170

Hey buddhist-bro, general spiritualist here. Did an interesting guided meditation a few days ago - the topic was to give up desires as it will only cause dissatisfaction due to expectations not being fulfilled. Does this come from a buddhistic background or is this more of a common theme?

And you got any input about out-of-body experiences? Had a few while doing a bunch of drugs but recently managed to perform one while being perfectly sober which is more enjoyable as I felt more in control over it.

What makes 80s Japan so special?

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>tfw no momoko kikuchi to support while dating

high tier taste. tfw sukeban subculture is dead

Awesome supreme gentleman, I find him highly relatable the only different between me and him is that the stresses he was under were greater than mine and I just weathered the shit storm better. There but for the grace of god go i.

no one gives a fuck about him, only what he did. so May 23rd is the real St Roger's day

>>38614053
I would rather piss on his grave...prolly got burnt up though so next time I pee I will imagine his face in the bottom of the toilet. Then I will look into the lives this selfish pussy wasted while ignoring anything about him.

>implying anybody on this board has ever had sex

>implying a single story told on /b/ is true

>>38614028
Define "Kid" for the purposes of this conversation

I hope this isn't the high point in your life. And I'm not talking about you coming here to post it I'm talking about her calling you that.

>>38613560
Always found that weird to be honest.

>>38613634
if it seems like a high point to you then you have my pity

>>38613387
I'll have a look later tomorrow

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This is one of our numerous settlements, and probably one of the most comfy to date. Having more anons to expand our villages is always a plus!

>>38613387
This looks awesome, once i get home i'll go on it

>>38613136
because they fuck it up by taking the focus away from whatever the topic is and making it about them

cause they keep having to look for new, decent ones?

>>38613136
Same reason people are scared of getting parasites into their bodies