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I think i've finally reached full robot status
>be me
>rejected a lot, or more accurately, 'ghosted' a lot
>always seems to go well and even result to getting intimate before women just decide to never talk to me again for whatever reason.
>now a girl actually likes me despite minimal effort on my end
>i don't really care
She's cute and all, but i'd rather play vidya and watch tv. Women are a huge inconvenience to me now.
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>op is actually fag
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>>35502873
I'm still attracted to women you trap lover, i just don't feel like wasting my time with them. I'm sick of it.
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>when you save a good thread in your bookmarks but you procrastinate on reading it until it gets deleted
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i just keep the tab open and keep pressing f5 every 5 min until its archived
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>>35502726
Does 4plebs auto-archive on a per-post basis so that it still archives threads that get deleted?
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I hate being a robot!! 2017-03-13 09:19:07 Post No.35502723
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My girlfriend and I just had a fight. It sucks being socially awkward. Plus, I'm smart but lazy, so I always procrastinate on my college work. Just a week ago, I got a B- on my African Studies test. UGH!!! -_-
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i know how you feel anon, i havent had sex in a week
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>I hate being a robot
>My girlfriend and I
I think you should of lurked longer
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>>35502723
I haven't had sex in seven units of planck time lads what do :(((((((((((((
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Have you guys ever considered not being complete sociopathic assholes for a change?
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>>35502608
have you ever considered not making shitty threads on imageboards?
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id go full bateman for the chance to drink from those tits
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>>35502629
>complaining about shit threads on shitpost central
hoo doggie
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Help, I literally cannot stop touching my penis. I'm suppose to be doing no fap but whenever I go to pee I start rubbing my cock. I often wake up thrusting my penis against my bed. I'm giving myself blue balls.
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>>35502480
>I often wake up thrusting my penis against my bed
I do that too, it's almost out of my control as well but I usually continue as I become fully conscious
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Buy a dildo and carry it on one hand, it will be like those people that replace cigarettes with lollipops.
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>>35502480
>half awake
>huge boner
>start thrusting against the bed
>fall asleep
>wake up
>cummed myself
Nice feeling t b h
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There's a million mental diagnoses for robotic behavior and half of them are memes. How can you tell if you were screwed psychologically vs just being a shitty human being?
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>>35502472
if you're screwed psychologically you're a shitty human being, so 100% chance of the latter
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>>35502514
Euthanasia fucking when?
I've always been curious, not sure if any of you guys know.
What type of music do normies/roasties listen to?I really hope its not picture related
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Why does Grimes only have 2 dance moves?
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>>35502463
top 40 or "anything except rap and country"
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>>35502479
That's two more than most people, to be fair.
> Hi anon! I noticed you wanted to pickup a comic book Barnes and Nobles the other day but I was blocking your way, so you just left. Thank you for being so considerate! H-how about lets go out on a date? My treat!
what do?
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hi stacy, i saw you at the pool yesterday then i jerked off to you for 3 hours
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>>35502422
Fuck off dream is all i need
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>>35502470
man i saw this vid just the other day
PERFECTO
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Should women be put in concentration camps? 2017-03-13 09:02:17 Post No.35502393
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Should women be put in concentration camps?
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and only be allowed out supervised to be bred and impregnated by a man chosen for her?
I would have said crazy years ago but it seems more and more logical.
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Fuck whatever it is you said, kill every single one of them and then proceed to have faggot sex everyday until Jesus makes anime real.
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>>35502415
This. mah nigga.
origianio
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SOMEONE PLEASE DATE ME AND TAKE AWAY MY LONELINESS. MY ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST AND ARE BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE. I CAN'T TAKE THE LONELINESS ANYMORE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO MEET ANYONE
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>>35502349
If you got the muscles, I'll take away that loneliness boy.
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Try going here >>>/soc/ and here >>>/adv/
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>>35502429
Everyone on /soc/ is an attention whore
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Apparently, cats see humans as very large cats. How do we come to terms with this?
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>>35502347
Yeah well I still can't lick my own dick so fuck you
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>>35502347
why cats dont try to fuck us then
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By stomping cats until the rest are afraid.
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Just spend 450 Euros on video games I'm not going to play anyway, ask me anything.
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Why don't you try playing old, cheap video games from the 80's and 90's?
They're not bad games once you actually understand how to play them.
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Why didn't you kill youself today?
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>>35502184
>Why don't you try playing old, cheap video games from the 80's and 90's?
I'm addicted to video games is the problem. Or I was...
Anyway, half a year ago I bought every old Nintendo and Sony consoles and I aim to get physical copies from them. Lots of copies.
I love older games, grew up with N64 and these were my best memories, then follows the time I got my Wii and PS3 in 2007-2009. Video games used to be my hobby, something I genuinely enjoyed, but now it feels so empty.
I'm still in the middle of the latest Pokemon after getting it on RELEASE last year.
>>35502186
Not truly suicidal, just feel like I'm wasting too much time with work, OCD (compulsive washing) and doing nothing truly productive, while browsing the fucking net all day.
I just want to enjoy my hobby again.
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How old do you think you're going to live to, /r9k/?
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>>35502066
Old enough to post on 4channel
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>>35502066
atleast 60, if im lucky 90.
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>>35502066
37 and probably die by nuclear war or getting my shit kicked in in Japan on a work visa
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What is it to be "masculine"?
What is it to be "feminine"?
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>>35502014
>Feminine
When you liek suqqin the dick
>masculine
When tou like teh dick bein suqqed
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>>35502059
Perfect.
/thread
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>taking a shit
>it's really hard
>pushing
>my dick starts to get hard
>pushing more
>precum comes out
Did...
Did I just get fucked by my own shit?
Prostate something whatever it's called?
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>>35502013
kek prostate stim by your own shit, that's fucked bud
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You might be a fag senpai
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You might have cancer. Toblerone Jones