I did it brobots! I went on my first ever date and didn't humiliate myself!
>>36111017
Congratulations niggy, tell me how it went.
kek that's what you think OP. I bet she's telling her friends how - nice - you were for paying for the date
>>36111017
>brobots
I hope you get cancer you dumbfuck
>tfw slightly fat
>tfw too beta to approach the fembot
I know she likes pic related.What should I do?
>>36110847
>fembot
Real funny joke anon, fucking kill yourself
Ask her what she thought of that rape scene. Ask her if she shlicked herself to it.
>>36110882
It's not a joke you jackass
I've had enough R9K. I have been disowned by my family and force to move into a flat, I have a dead end job, can't afford rent and owe 1k to the bank.
My life is slowly getting worse due to my diabetes (type 1) not due to being fat, that's one positive atleast.
Is insulin injection overdose a good way to go out? Would it be painless?
>>36110835
Op, how old are you?
A3190480fuasghasgo
23. My life's gone downhill over the last 5 years. I've got nobody left. Just stay on my own all day. Go to work and don't talk to anyone.
>and owe 1k to the bank
That is a pittance, at least try to outjew them for more and waste it all before you go out.
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souda, bokuga kira da
>>36110805
so it basicly links to a download file that I wont download
>>36110845
sissy
casus belli
Hey guys, my girlfriend is studying for uni today and my friends are playing vidya. What do I do on a lazy Saturday like this? Sleep, vidya, read? Any ideas guys?
Go get side pussy.
>>36110837
I don't want to have an affair tho
>>36110799
>gf
>friends
>calling us guys twice
I smell normie
In all of history, was there ever a straight male who actually gave a fuck about a woman's nail polish? How did the cosmetics industry trick females into doing this shit?
>was there ever a straight male who actually gave a fuck about a woman's nail polish?
"I am so rich, my woman does not even need to dirty her hands"
aka olden time status signals for old guys who can't get it up but could buy everything.
Sexually, well guess it is always SOMEONES fetish. But yeah, it seems like a really gay one to have.
To me it feels like gilding the Lily.
It looks garish.
desu i would paint my nails if it wasnt gay and more culturally accepted
>tfw having an arranged marriage and she's not even hot.......
I'm going to kill myself soon with my fathers gun.....Good bye robots it was a fun ride while it lasted.....
>>36110675
where are you from? in a western country or not?
>>36110675
name of ze movie
>>36110798
Chinese but I live in America.... Parents have control over whole life....
Do super flexible yoga women eat their own pussies?
>>36110644
I don't know you degenerate
>ywn lick her dirty toes
Bump for curiosity
Orgiginanimal
*emerges from the shadows*
>Prepare yourself, white male...Because this is our last dance...
*unsheathes giant nigger dildo mace*
How do you react?
Im transgender, she has to check her privilege.
>>36110631
Push the blubbler ball down the stairs and get one of his cuck friends to shove his massive dildo up his ass.
>>36110631
>white people fuck white people
Is she alt right?
how is spring break going?
>>36110564
how did you learn how to make that looks good my man ?
>>36110583
you mean making layers?
or this?
Played video games for 14 hours yesterday, gonna do it again today probably
My dad asked me if I had thoughts of suicide, I said no as telling the truth would probably hurt him too much
my age has been really hitting me hard lately, trying to come to terms with me wasting almost all of my 20s doing nothing and accomplishing nothing of value . All my friends have moved out and have started careers and made connections and I'm just rotting away in my room turning into a living example of the type of person I used to make fun of and say I would never be like
Don't know how to get out of this, might try therapy again idk
Well, r/politics? What say you?
No, he's Chaim Geldschlong
hes a silver spoon kike that deserves the ovens
>His grandmother Rae Kushner was born in Novogrudek, in what is now Belarus.[17] The Nazis arrived in town in 1941 when she was a teenager, killed its Jewish doctors, lawyers, and intellectuals on the square as an orchestra played, and forced her and other girls to scrub their blood from the cobblestones.[17] The Nazis killed her mother and a sister.[17]
>He doesn't walk around the city on weekend nights and gather shit
What's your excuse fellow NEETs?
Yesterday I been walking around for 4 hours and I found
>unopened 2l bottle of beer
>fresh, warm, still packed kebab
>a hair tie that smells absolutely wonderful
>a half empty pack of smokes
Also last weekend I found
>nearly full bottle of vodka
>bag with like 0.4g of weed in it
>a silver ring (too small sadly)
Getting drunk/high and eating off the stuff you found for free is really comfy. You get real Diogenes aka NEET king vibes man.
Wagecucks need not apply
It's cold outside at night.
I get winded from just walking to bathroom which is like 25 feet from me.
>>36110525
Makes you appreciate the roof over your head so much more once you get fucked up and full for free
>tfw my six year old niece just sat on my lap when on day 36 of no fap
>>36110414
didya get a boner?
>>36110414
Take a seat anon, tell me more.
>she starts squirming
>Anon! You should know better not to disturb me and your brother Chad
>>36110391
Loving every laugh 2bh
>>36110391
S-sorry, I just left my 3DS on the table and... Can you take that out of your mouth for just a second please?
>>36110627
>Take what out of my mouth anon? use its proper name
>I thought I taught you better than that
What percentage of men would you say have had threesomes with top-tier women?
Prostitutes don't count obviously.
>>36110390
>with top-tier women
niga why are you even asking this
>>36110407
Because fucking ugly/fat/older women is much easier, but actually convincing two beautiful women to fuck them at the same time is a different league.
>>36110390
0.1%
1-2% with average or lower girls