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>>34314744
The right to be a starship captain, if you ask kirk.

The right to be a man without being a man.

>>34314744
The right to be assblasted about their new president.

>>34314699
Extremely probable.

>>34314699
100%
Women who "like to travel" are massive whores and crave exotic cock.

>>34314699
Dude is this B8? thats like a girl saying shes going to go "dance" at a club with her girl friends, pretty much 100% chance why do you think its girs only.. she will be blacked and good chance ya dad knows it so he is a cuck.

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>anon you have a math degree just go into finance!
>all finance jobs what a master's in finance and at least 3 years experience.

>>34314672
Maybe if you pussy faggots would take lower wages and worse working conditions, you would have a job. Look at all those Chinamen that have jobs. They don't complain

A lot of ads will say "experience required" even if they don't require any experience, just to help filter through and improve their potential applicants. Apply anyway.

>>34314650
Kirk is still better than picard.

>>34314667
suck my tiny cock you faggot

>>34314650
By the time I have the answer to your question he'd have teleported behind me and decapitated me, so I guess nothing?

>>34314611
He's 10, of course he walks like a virgin.

>>34314611

Which one is Donald?

stop being a fuckin homo the guy is 10 on the biggest stage on the planet

My sister is fucking disgusting and that's why I'm not attracted to her even though she's probably a solid 7/10.
Women are gross, much more so than men.

>>34314488

Contrary to popular r9k beliefs not all guys want to fuck every single attractive women.

I have a little sister and I never even have a fleeting thought of attraction towards her.

She is tight, athletic body Stacy type. I prefer T&A which she does not have. I'm not sure how I would feel if she was closer to my ideal female body.

>>34314476
looks like a shitty trudeau

Holy shit, I think I know you

You could use a haircut or something I think

strange people from far away

What an irregular hat, please dont touch it Denise

>>34314458
look at those supple, perky breasts. man if I could I'd fly to africa and integrate with some tribe just so I can have three young wives who would do anything to please me

>>34314455
how come you're only friends with people who are in a relationship?

didn't know this was a thing

>>34314625
>how come you're only friends with people who are in a relationship?

kek

I meant never had any friends lol

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>>34314455
Any particular reasoning? Ive aslo been friendless for 2+ years

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBhe2WMtUag

>>34314343
https://youtu.be/GzKQvKZIh08

https://youtu.be/LGTOfY-upKs

>>34314289
The real reason people on /r9k/ are alone is because they're just horrible people.

>having a job isn't worth anything anymore

Wrong it means everything.

Apologize? I'm happy.

>>34314318
I'm not a horrible person. I'm just shy :(

>>34314250
>"I would then have $600 I could use on Neopets
>Paying for Neopets

If he was smart he would figure out ways to not pay for shit in Neopets and still get extremely far.

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>>34314250
>I wish this game ceases to exist and Neopets to lose their fame.

Neopets has been pretty dead since Jumpstart took over in 2014 and fucked everything up. The site constantly crashed and lagged for months, along with a shit ton of glitches and bad customer service.

There are still people who cling to it though.

I used to play on and off for years, but it gets really boring once you accomplish all of your goals, along with the boards being slow as fuck.

I can't imagine anyone spending $600 on neopets nowadays.

is it 2005 again? have I been given a 2nd chance? that can't be right, /r9k/ wasn't around back then

shit

I'm taking you to a doctor

Holy fuck what is wrong with her face

>>34314233
Your face annoys the shit out of me and I'm certain you would be insufferable to be around in a forest.
So fuck off.

Iktf anon, at least I'm not obese. Also don't put expectations on women they are horrible human beings and they usually will put you down.

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stop drinking soda and eating fast food you fat fuck. being fat is a literal physical manifestation of your self loathing and a signal to everyone that you dont care about yourself, so why should they.

>>34314227
oh yeah and my hair is receding.

>>34314342
I don't think women are inherently bad. I probably wouldn't be into a woman who is just as unattractive as me so I can't hold it against them.

Though even obese women get boyfriends or get laid.

>>34314408
i barely ever eat fast food or drink soda. I just eat alot and I can't exercise because I fucked myself up

>>34314087
>he imagined stopping time and fucking all the girls at school.

>>34314114
this.

pretty much constantly from grades 6-8. i think i got the idead from that movie "clock stoppers"

>he imagined going on a shooting spree and making all the popular kids beg for their lives