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>hey, anon!
>are you going to be a huge fucking faggot again or will you pick me up?
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>>38015125
fine but you're too old for that
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>>38015142
What? How old is too old for pick ups?
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>>38015300
you aren't 5 anymore

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My brain hates me, everytime (not very often) if i see sexy dream i never get to cum, it's like for example:
>in a dream go to party
>hot girl back in the day from high school is there
>somehow we get along
>we end up in bathroom having sex
>feels amazing (even though i don't know what pussy feels like)
>enjoy every thrust more than anything in my entire life but then someone knocks door and she leaves
>didn't get the nut and wake up
Every fucking time, what the hell
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Cumming from dream sex never feels that great desu
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>>38015106
Well i would still want the whole package, it's not going to happen in real life but i would wish my own brain at least would make my fantasies true
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>>38015141
Well, think about how great it is that you can last in bed
>tfw cum too early even in my own dreams

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Why do so many people prefer supernatural explanations, and completely ignore the natural ones?
For example being more likely to believe in the Mandela effect, than you just having a shit memory.

Can someone who honestly believes in this shit please explain your thinking process?
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>>38015070
Ignorance is bliss. It's why religion was or the concept of a god was always around, it's much better to hear there's a mysterious force at work than hard facts
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>>38015070
it makes life more interesting so they want it to be true
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Most of it is normalfags being retarded for a source of entertainment
That said I do have a few parts of my past where I was told explicit lies about things from multiple sources that are no longer true today but it's much easier to believe in a psyop or those people being fucking retarded than a shift in consciousness
Reality is plastic

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Help me r9k, which should I get, what are the differences? i'm a guitar newbie
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>no tremolo bar on either
Shit guitar.
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>>38015067
is a tremolo bar that important?
what would you recommend then instead?
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>>38015039
Get 61 because if you get STD your cock will rot away.

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>tfw can't relate to this board because everyone is an ugly normie that has fake depression because you are ugly and women reject you for being ugly which makes you so ''depressed''
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>>38014999

And what makes YOU such a special snowflake?
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>>38014999
i almost killed myself a few weeks ago, if only i could've found something to hang myself on.
stop trying to stand out, you just look like an asshole.
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A lot of fake depression on here along with 18 yr old teens with desires to be gay and such.

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Some of the other threads made me start thinking, that's one of the top images for an average penis size google, is that real or just false expectations?
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>>38014998
pretty big for a white dude
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>>38014998
Gotta love the color grading

Is there anything the jews are not involved in?
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>>38014998
>chart starts at 5"
these penises are like macaroni

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It's my birthday in 5 minutes guys. What should I do to celebrate?
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>>38014823
masturbate.

i mean it's not like your parents remember you exist
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Buy me ((you)) a couple of games on Steam.
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>>38014823
Happy birthday, anon! You should go out and do or get something special, what do you like to do?

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>tfw been attracted to lolis for my entire life
>never been able to cum during sex without thinking about little girls
>decide to get therapy
>delete my entire lolicon and candy doll folder
>get a psychologist for 100 euros every week
>been going for 3 months
>still no change.
>still can't masturbate over adult women, still can't cum during sex, still fantasise about young girls everyday, still hate myself and want to die.
>the only thing that makes me happy is seeing little girls but that just makes me want to die more

What should I do?
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delete yourself
originaoor
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>>38014786
you should fuck a loli, but be gentle.
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>>38014786
do just like their petite bodies, or are you attracted to the fact that they're underage?

>if you stand up for yourself when people talk shit about you, you're a childish asshole
>if you act like a pussy and take it, you're a mature and responsible person
Words cannot describe how fucking sick I am of this meme. I lost so many friends over this retarded ideology just because someone decided to wake up one morning thinking about the best way to be a fucking tumor on someone's back.
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>>38014778
You have to stand up for youself, just not in an autistic way. Fucking normies etc. etc.
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>>38014778
>if you act like a pussy and take it, you're a mature and responsible person
You wish normalfags thought that way, bitch ass nigga.
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>>38014778

>tfw valedictorian
>tfw people expect me to act mature
>tfw will argue, threaten or fight people over the most stupid meaningless shit
>tfw don't care what normies think

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Is it possible to simply give up on females and eventually no longer desire them?
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>>38014676
you're asking if it's possible to be a faggot. but you've failed to realize, op, that you already are one.
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>>38014682
please I just want the ride to end. I am not good enough for females so I must change my feelings towards them
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>>38014740
How often do you shower? hint: if the answer isn't once a day, then that's probably one of the many reasons you don't have a girlfriend. instead of changing your feelings, change yourself.

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How can femanons compare to Stacy's hypnotizing body
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by being attainable
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>>38014642
Who cares about the body lol. As long as she isn't obese or auschwitz it's alright. a nice body is just a plus but the actual physical contact with a female should get any healthy male hard
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>>38015052
Yes but every chad will go for Stacy's amazing body when he sees it instead of skinny or fat femanon

>recluse
>always played four-dimensional chess
>probably autistic
>willing to destroy everything that makes us human just to see the only woman he ever loved once again

Was he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>38014628
He was smart, handsome, and got into physical altercations with people. He was a regular Chad, or at least a cyborg.
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>>38014703
>handsome
I don't think that's really an accurate description of Gendo. He had a very unique appeal to him, though.
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>>38014628
Eh. Shinji was the real robot.

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I'm so fucking sleepy. I want to be back in bed
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Reply to my thread please, thank you
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what's keeping you out of the bed
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>>38014842
Wagie life

I stay up till like 1:30 every night because I dread every new day, then I have to be up by 7:00

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>tfw I finally outgrew video games
>Now have nothing else to do in my free time

I did get an acoustic guitar a couple months ago that's just been sitting there. Maybe I'll finally get good at it...
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what ever you do anon make sure you get yourself a creative outlet, does the mind good.
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You should be working on your profession. You are a professional in some field, right?
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>>38014606
become a (((rock star))), anon!!!!!

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>be me
>have horrific eczema
>have cystic acne all over my body from the knees up
>constantly bleeding
>all my clothing is bloodstained
>coated in scabs which open up throughout the day
>been this way for nearly a decade
>scarring is awful
>skin is like discoloured pock-marked wrinkled leather

The doctors say I have a hormone disorder or something

Who /skinproblems/ here?

>forearms coated in scabs
>people ask me if I have bedbugs or something
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this one says with pulp. i like the one that says SOME pulp
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>>38014605
Just stop touching your face, take a shower daily and change your bedsheets, brah.
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Go vegan buddy. NO milk, cheese, yoghurt of any kind. Dairy is full of hormones that duck with our bodies. No meat either, too many hormones. Research it, even if it doesn't cure it, it will reduce it greatly. Give it a try. Will take a good couple of months to see major improvements but it is worth it long term.

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