*blocks ur road*
dont you just hate white people??
>>35266725
>white people fuck
Does she have to brag about it?
>>35266725
holy shit it's a nessie sighting
>>35266725
No, Excuse me
>26
>Still get acne
do you smoke cigarettes? im 27 and if i smoke more than 15 a day or so ill get spots the next day, exercising more seems to help to get rid of them
as long as you wash your face daily acne shouldn't be a problem
>small talk
o r i g i n al
>>35266613
Ahh, so how's the weather, Anon? You see any good shows lately?
>>35266613
>tfw after nearly two decades of practice i still can't small talk
this ride takes no prisoners alive
>tfw it worked
This is some monkey's paw horseshit.
I cannot believe thid
Why
Wew lad
Go to bed
>>35266626
I am the bed
>>35266626
>in
Ke-hek
>tfw you swtiched from rum to whiskey
Lookout normalsluts
>>35266587
>tfw when you switched with your tulpa
>Pleb
Rum
>Pretentious
Whisky
>Patrician
Gin
>>35266866
How is whiskey pretentious? It's shit like scotch and brandy that is pretentious.
I sometimes use olive oil to jack off.
I want to use something natural and not those artificial lubes.
cucumbers make pretty good one-shot fuckables (you need to hollow it out and microwave a bit)
>natural
>butter
Anon...
>>35266631
OP here,
it was organic butter.
>tfw you realize all the normies are crazy, you are perfectly sane and that is the reason why you wanna avoid them all
Please. I start these threads once a week and all I get is "maybe you are the one who's insabe".
Tfw ya got diarrhea but a nigga dont wanna get outta bed lmaooo
>>35266532
'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the madmen
Than perish with the sadmen
Roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the madmen
For I'm quite content
They're all as sane as meReally surprised it's not original
Are there asian girls that don't use those emoticons/text faces in texts and online conversations? Asian girls are cute, but using these sorts of things in communication just makes me immediately think less of someone, and it makes them seem dumb.
>inb4 :^) xD
>>35266529
>it makes them seem dumb.
d-d-delete!
>>35266529
Stop thinking gooks are any better than vanilla skanks. It's all the same shit.
>>35266529
o3o why don't you like it anon???
;_; nyoron~
open roles:
unity programmer
sound guy
The game is about a NEET that struggles in his day to day life, for him to reach the next level he must participate in activities such as dating, buying groceries,cooking and finding work. However these will not be simple. Our hero will have to endure many trials to reach triumph.
Development detail so far:
So far we managed to have a character that will be displayed in the unity engine, for this character we assisted in mixamo animations to do so.
join us:
https://discord.gg/4Kgp6UV
some of our animations
http://webmshare.com/YG9Qj
https://www.webmshare.com/PYQeM
bumpity bong
anyone can come and take a look
Is getting a pretty girlfriend just a meme for guys like us, or can it actually happen?
>>35266510
>Is getting a pretty girlfriend just a meme for guys like us, or can it actually happen?
I mean there's extenuating circumstances, sure. But even in those cases, "guys like us" end up getting cuck'd anyway.
such as some NEET makes hundreds of thousands of doshes by coding a mobile app/making a gud game or something, he meets a "not like the other gurlz" girl on 4chan (who may or may not be a cosplayer/gaymer gurrl), then after the "honeymoon phase" of the relationship wears off, she milks him dry and leaves him hanging
>>35266510
90% of life is a meme for guys like us. Fuck, long term happiness is meme for guys like us.
>>35266602
>Fuck, long term happiness is meme for guys like us.
>tfw the only times I'm happy are fleeting
>and usually flippant bullshit that is NOT "long term" like taking a warm shower or finding money on the ground
Why is the prostate in the and not like, on the end of the dick or something?
in the ass*
typoriginal
>>35266502
because god created faggots
Is it homologous to anything in the female anatomy? It could be like women having a clitoris.
Which would you choose /r9k/?
My vote goes for the tendies so I can sell them & get rich.
>take gun
>kill yourself without hurting your family because now you never existed in their minds
>profit
Literally the only thing even holding me back any more.
This would be a godsend.
The gun. Literally all i've ever wanted.
>>35266466
I'd eat the hot pocket and finally delete trap and fembot threads as well as start banning normies and cunts.
>girls give out sex like candy bars and you are left out from that
Feels bad man
80% of all men are left out
women only enjoy sex with the top 20 percent
>>35266543
Stop spreading this obviously fake meme
Have you ever really tried getting it though?
Why do girls lack self awareness?
Why are you talking to this slut?
>tfw am bi-scum
>have cuteboys literally begging me for my dick
>still can't fully give up women, even after knowing 90% of them are as retarded as "Christy" (am speaking from personal experience too)
WHY DOES MY BRAIN HAVE TO BE WIRED THIS WAY
I JUST WANT TO BE GAY
>>35266498
Homophobia is a sin, anon.
>>35266455
Because they're fucking dumb.
>tfw r9k is now 90% gay fetish shit
I know it's fucking bullshit and the mods don't do anything about it
>>35266406
I'm tired of this shit. this place needs to become blue,fucking tired of all these homo threads. this gay shit is insufferable
>>35266406
Its fucking bullshit I just want to post feels and yet these fucking faggots invade those board of all fucking places and post penises and man ass everywhere
Its like a middleschool yearbook