>get home from now ex gfs house
>she broke up with me
>feel like a sad shit and depressed
>what do i do
>have the whole house to myself for the day
>start up sims 3 to get my mind off things
>why not
>make a new character
>this shit sucks
>start thinking of ex gf again
>make ex gf as a character
>prettygood
>why not make her parents too
>set all their traits according to their personalities
>also make her brothers
>don't forget the dog
>recreate the entire household with furniture perfectly arranged
>think of ex gf again
>fuckkk
>instinctually have my hand in my pants
>start masturbating to her sims character
>oh shit
>cum
>clean up and close the game
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>35175095
norrmie fag
And I thought financial domination was bad fuck man, thanks for making me feel better about myself
>>35175095
>had gf
I don't think you belong here
Does anyone else get sad when some alpha masculine Chad dies? Why couldn't it be some worthless ugly weeaboo NEET pedophile virgin nobody would care about? Why is the world so unfair?
>>35175069
So we shoot the taliban?
Didn't this guy get fragged for being a big anti-war faglord?
>>35175069
>being a chad apologist
I want to quit my job immediately
How should I do it
>inb4 two weeks
No, I'm not using them as a reference
Grab your keyboard and smash it in your boss's face
>>35175060
Is this an office job? What do we have to work with here?
>tfw love my life
>but hate myself
Does anybody else know this confusing feeling
>love
no clue
>good, loyal friends
>loving family
>genetically ok (not hideous, no serious disorders)
>doing alright in college
>have an internship in the summers that will lead to a good job
>loathe myself
>unintentionally sabotage myself at every opportunity
>feel like I don't deserve to be happy
>feel like I've committed a moral crime just by existing
iktf anon
fucking help me
>>35175048
you love your life? please fuck off this board
How the fuck do you survive without a license, if you live in a rural town? Fucking manchilderen, this is one reason why you can't get laid.
>have a license
>own a car
>getting the bus into uni is 10x better because I can chill and don't need to find/pay for parking
>car gets driven like twice a month
>eats up nearly a quarter of my studentbux in insurance
getting a car was a mistake
>>35174999
>manchilderen
how's the ol'e junker truck doing, cleetus?
but im a woman and i dont want sex anyway
>be me straight male
>looking for love
>create a bumble account (tinder for feminists)
>after two weeks 3 unattractive females have swiped right
>set to search for males as well as females
>5 hours later
>62 people have already liked you
Am i destined to be a homo?
Why would you use Tinder for feminists?
>>35174976
The most obvious chad cock hunting grounds that exist. The worst choice in the world anon.
Daily reminder, that your cams are being recorded. Everything you do is being watched. If you're not on a delocalized secured network, firewalled and vpn'd to shit you're being tracked and documented. Even then it's probably only a matter of time. I know I can breathe on land after the swamp drains, hope you can too faggots.
Didn't know alex jones browsed /r9k/, how's it hangin my man?
>>35174840
>implying big gubbamint wants to watch a loser jerk off and shitpost
>>35175255
The swamp is being drained.
>racists on 4chan would attack you non-stop if they could hear your bad English accent
>that would make you leave this shithole forever
>you would be saved
>tfw that doesn't happen
>>35174635
vocaroo
if you're indian kill yourself immediately
>>35174635
You should definitely leave. Origami anoni
>tell myself I'm not going to fap
>fucking fap anyway
>unstoppable stinging cock pain sets in immediately afterwards
>been going on for half an hour
is this divine retribution?
I once jerked off 14 times in a day using bad lotion, I knew it'd hurt but I did it anyways. You'll have to go about a week before your dick feels normal, assuming it's a skin issue. If you have to jerk off, make sure only to play with your tip and nothing else.
>>35174630
This same thing happened to my grandpa. You have penis cancer.
>Someone's sends you this unironically
>What do
>laugh uncontrollably
If they're old I smile and make a joke back
If they're young I assume they're autistic
u know what to do
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be me in high school
>rape a 30 year old woman
>she's still in prison for statutory
please be realoregano's
>shitpost about the thing Milo said about how "older women are the victims"
Just a thread for the few true robots left here.
>Doin' the same things every day,
>I know it sucks but hey
>At least you're not a total loser right?
>Fappin' to anime and gaming all night.
>You might have depression and social anxiety,
>You're still not completely cutoff from society,
>There's always hope senpai,
>Another day will come..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHA7DCw4tU8
>>35174126
>tfw games have become to much of a chore
You've done well, son. You're just not a TRUE robot yet.
>>35174153
>tfw you realise they're just escapism and wonder why you're sat at a screen staring at pixels acheiving nothing of worth
>tfw ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside
>manage to alienate my all my friends
>everytime I get to know a girl I push her away with my awful personality and trust issues
Go see a shrink.
>>35174028
I don't want to get diagnosed with something and not be able to join the military like I want to.
>>35174004
are you me?
origi comemi
>tfw living in first world
>first world problems
>boredom, procrastination, fear of social interaction, anxiety about simple things, shyness, internet addiction..
>ywn be a second (or third) worlder living in a sunny country
>wanting to live in a third world
You don't want that, right?
>>35173895
>>35173895
Just move to texas it is the exact same thing.
Don't go to r/outoftheloop tomorrow.
Some of you guys are alright.
>>35173782
you fucked up the order faggot
>don't go to Reddit
Oh no. Whatever will I do without it?