>tfw 19yo
>tfw kv
it's too late lads
18yo is ok in europe but 19 seems like too late
At least you have hugged someone
>be me
>prepare leaving my room for the first time this week
>shower.exe
>go to Lidl
>blush at 7/10 aryan cutie
>SHE BLUSHES BACK
>HARD
>pack up fast, run away
>speedwalk home
>put pizza in oven
>female enters shared kitchen
>drop pizza on floor
>write this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17uChkNOdxg
>social skills are a skill like any other. Just practice lol
How am I supposed to practice social skills when my complete lack of social skills prevents me from practicing in the first place?
You can't win with normies. It's never gonna be good enough for them.
>you need to go out and practice!
>get away from me you weirdo!
>if you don't go out, you're just lazy
>if you approach me, you're a creep and you need to go home
>>37751733
Try it and fail over and over until you start noticing what they do that you're not doing, and vice versa. At this stage it's gonna be harder but it's possible. Honestly though, you'll learn just enough to talk to people for short periods of time.
>>37751733
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59419ae820251
origi
I declared myself to her. She turned around and left.
> calls someone a normie
> has a normie hobby like watching anime and playing online video games
Actual robots are better off dead
I moved with mummy and new daddy from New Mexico to colorado a couple weeks ago. They immediately started making me look for a job. I interviewed and got one, but they said to bring my social and some form of id to orientation. All I have is my drivers license, and it is a New Mexican one. Orientations tomorrow, what do?
>>37751558
Why wouldn't the New Mexico drivers license work? It's still american
>>37751558
Don't get a job. Just promise to be an extra good boy and mummy will drop it.
Stacy has an infinitely better life than I've ever had and still becomes an hero for attention
>>37751523
>watching a NormieFlix show
that right there is your problem
>>37751523
Because Stacy is secretly *le suciadyall*
XP
>used to talk suicidal girls out of it
>they were never suicidal and just got off on pity
>now I tell every "suicidal" girl to kill herself
Feelsgood
How easy would it be for a non diabetic to get their hands on enough insulin to commit suicide by insulin shock? How quick would the death be? Would it be painful?
I'm too pussy to jump off a building or jump in front of a car. I'm too scared it won't to the job. Theres no trains where I live. I've tried hanging myself, I tied the noose but couldn't bring myself to do it. I want a painless death. I would try the helium tank method, but a lot of people are saying that they're putting some oxygen in helium tanks along with the helium to prevent suicides. Is that true?
>tfw you like your new profile pic but mommy hates it
Change it, mommy loves you and knows the best.
>>37751411
post profile pic, anon
Who else in this room wants to fuckin' die?
I'm too stupid to be depressed. If I were a bit smarter I think I'm pretty sure I would have depression.
>>37751393
Not.anytime soon but maybe someday.
>>37751393
Haitch 2 Whoa OP
Who here has over grown pubes? Like my pubes are so bad I have to shave part of them every month because my dick grow's facial hair in less then a week, I'm find with the pubes that are above my dick but the one that actually grow on my dick suck, they grow to fast, their a different color and their very hard to remove and are like bare wire, what should I get to remove them more easily? I've been thinking maybe laser hair removal but that costs a lot, I want them permanently removed the facial hair ones not the normal ones. any other robots know this feel?
Know the feel? I live with this feel. My dick has worse hair growth than a sandniggers back
>>37751370
I have some growing on my foreskin now, justfuckmyshitup.png
>>37751695
>foreskin
well at least you have one.
>tfw jews stole mine.
Now I'm having to restore it what's a pain in the ass to do everyday.
DAILY REMINDER THAT ITS SO EASY FOR YOU SELF DEFEATING RETARDS TO HIDE FEMBOT THREADS WITH A SIMPLE CLICK AND IF YOU DONT YOU DESERVE TO COMMIT SUICIDE. BYE
Bumporihckvbh
>>37751366
whatever you say thot
>>37751487
Kill yourself losers
I hope you all enjoy
(to the tune of "I love you")
I love Hitler
Hitler hates Jews
lets get together and exterminate ze Jude
With a great big battle axe,
Shove them on my cock,
Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, ROCKS! (x3)
Why do dirty mulatto abominations believe they're superior to niggers? Niggers are people, mulattos are not and shouldn't exist.
stay mad darkskin
>>37751304
>The half niglet thinks he's people
Bow down filthy inbreds, master race coming through