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>too afraid to live
>too afraid to live

is /alcholism/ the way to solve the puzzle? i'm asking you, alchoholics of r9k.
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>>35623420
too afraid to kill me*, sorry, i'm a little tipsy.
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>>35623420

Could be worse. That's some good scotch, OP
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>>35623443
i actually only drank the laphroaig, i don't even know the others, just took a rondom pciture from the internet.

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Why do girls hang rugs on their walls
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>>35623418
Sound proofing? Which really makes you wonder why they'd need sound proofing.
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>>35623418
same reason why I hang up japanese cartoon girls on my walls
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>>35623441
Do girls really scream and moan when they are taking chad dick or getting blacked?
Why? What the fuck is that?

Any other frustrated discord admins here?
>random autist joins my discord
>I ask who he is
>avoids my question and spergs out
>ban him
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>>35623404
You forgot the "beat around the bush part," which is essential to this shitpost.
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>>35623436
>You forgot the "beat around the bush part," which is essential to this shitpost.
huh?
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>>35623404
>Join random discord
>admin starts sperging out, tell him I'll fuck him into submission
>bans me but private messages me begging for it
Every fucking day.

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I booked her for a hhr (Second time with her) and she was saying how big my dick was and she even came I actually do have a big weenie ~7.3x6.3 (i don't think it's that long, but it's pretty thick). I'm finally coming to terms with being a big dick havin dude

So during it her kids were upstairs making a fuss and she said she felt like she was rushing me (even though I was well past the hhr mark) and said I should come by later to a hotel that her friend is at for a freebie.

Should I do it? The condom broke and I came inside her
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p-pls ignore my tiny image
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pls someone help me. She said it would probably end up being a 3some and I'm nervous as hell. I can barely stay hard with one girl from all the death grips, i'll be mortified with two girls
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>>35623373
Will my bumps even work. I'm freaking out here

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>feel suicidal
>start planning things
>write suicide plan with roadmap on how to kill myself and what to do beforehand. That way I can be sure I haven't missed anything
>get several copies of my suicide note in envelopes ready to be mailed to certain people (incase the po-po don't let what little family I have read my suicide note)
>written a will
>said everything I've wanted to say to people
>think of suicide all the time
>daydream about suicide and the emptiness you must feel when dead
>drive recklessly
>barely eat. gone from a BMI of 23 to a BMI of 18
>regularly drink. It's the only time I feel as though I have the balls to actually do it
>struggled with attempting suicide before. The plan I originally had took too long to complete. Too much time would pass between knowing I was ready to kill myself, and actually doing it. I always had a slight doubt after a few hours and then chicken out.
>applied for a shotgun license so I can keep it by my side. Should only take a maximum of 10 minutes to do everything I want to do including mailing the letters etc. That way I only need to be certain I am ready to die for 10 minutes.
This is it, fellas.
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>>35623348
If you want to die, do so heroically. Use the fact that you are not afraid of death in advantage of helping someone else
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>>35623348
yeah, thing is, if you'd wanted to do it, you'd already had. all this, this is just attention seeking.
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>>35623508
But I hate people. And I am not afraid of being dead, but I am afraid of dying. So if I have any control over my death, I'm gonna choose a quick method.

When's the last time you hugged or were hugged by someone?

Couple months ago for me.
I hugged a random asian man at SVO airport.
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End of January. Don't remember the exact date, which is a shame. Last time the one I love was nice to me.
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4 hours ago desu
Sorry. Ill see myself out.
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>>35623297
2 years ago
Comment is probably not original.

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Is this, dare I say it, the best boss in Souls?
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Dunno if it's THE best boss but it definitely is the boss with the best environment and feel to it.
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He was very strong. And his boss fight was fun fighting off those knights.
I do like him but idk
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No, nothing from DS2 is in the running for best boss

t. someone who put thousands of hours in the first two games

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Who else here /ondrugs/?
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>>35623247
I've done enough drugs to be sick of them. It gets old after a while
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>>35623247
Just insufflated some heroin desu
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>>35623289
>heroin
Me too mate. Having fun?

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Another thread got me thinking. How many robots have legitimate disabilities. Not self diagnosed anxiety or that bullshit but legit medical problems.

What keeps you from being normal? For me it's being deaf.
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>>35623222
i mumble, have scoliosis
mouthbreather, constant extreme palms and armpit sweating
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>>35623222

Bumping. Come on I can't be the only one with problems.
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>>35623222
Is it hyper autistic to slam your head into a wall when you hear specific sounds?

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>tfw a girl approaches you outside therapy group
>says "you have a really nice smile"

what did she mean by this
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>>35623158

Sometimes a compliment is a genuine and honest compliment and means exactly what they say.
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she appreciates the way your lips shift when you are experiencing joy
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>>35623252
>>35623215
Does this mean i have a gf now?

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>be me white nationalist 1488
>Be born in a shit texas town on Mexican border
>86% Hispanic population
>Me and brother only white guys when we went to high school
>Be soley attracted to white women but none seem exist
>count days till graduating college or hoping to go to naval academy
>Just want to end this constant feel of racial isolation
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>>35623133
Score some latina puss.
Make em preggers and run
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>>35623133
fuck off gringo
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>>35623170
Learned to hate Hispanic women so much that I wouldn't even want to contribute their continuation

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any advice for someone depressed every day? and its a different form of depression. I get very depressed about how the world is, how people treat other people, how people hate each other over and over about little petty problems that don't matter. How people put themselves and their own wants and needs over everything and everyone else. I know I have no control over it, its their choices, I just hate that I can't do anything to change things for the better.

and yeah my life is absolutely mundane and terrible, 26 KHV NEET etc, etc.

if you're depressed and feel shit come hang out here robot.
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Read up on mindfulness. The idea is catching when you're having unrealistic perceptions and reminding yourself that they're not true. A big part of depression is second guessing yourself on everything and assuming things like you're worthless, stupid, etc.
It'll take a long time, but after you start to notice what you're doing it becomes much easier to manage.
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>>35623127
It hurts so bad today bots idk what to do
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stoicism and sunligth
walk a lot.
hobbies away from normals like gardening and meditation are pretty good.
ancestral magic like runes and chants come handy.
music is good for stress.

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why cant i make friends?
what am idoing wrong
?
am i that ugly?
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Jesper...
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>>35623106
are you crying you pussy?
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>>35623106

You probably carry yourself like a loser beta autist.

Change that.

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is /driveposting/ still a thing ?
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>>35623076
are u still a thing
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>>35623076
Only for real human beans.
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>>35623116
wow really gets my noggin joggin

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>tfw no politician will ever bring up a promiscuity tax and a bachelor tax
What the fuck are they waiting for?
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>>35623074
The guillotine.
The big question is what everyone else is waiting for.
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If Hillary were president being a male virgin would be punishable by execution
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>bachelor tax
>literally a tax on men for not being beta providers
fuck off feminazi

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