>"Nice to meet you"
>"OMG ANON YOUR HANDS ARE SO SOFT! Emma! Come here and feel Anon's hands! They are softer than mine HAHAHA"
Would you press the button?
I'm in Atlanta and homeless for a while, and have nowhere to be for the next few days. Anyways I'm bored as fuck, anyone want to hang out?
>He uses Marxist buzzwords like "proletariat", "patriarchy", "trickle down economics", "institutional racism"
>He calls himself a feminist or feminist ally
>He voted for Bernie
Those kinds of guys actually get a ton of puss, especially on college campuses and other similar hipster SJW filled places. If he's that vocal about it, he's definitely playing it up to get sum fuk.
>beta flatmate asks us to take the trash out, then quickly apologizes and does it himself
>now he's cleaning our apartment for us
wtf? do people actually act like this? I mean I'm pretty beta in terms of social achievements and
my ability to verbalize my thoughts, but I like to believe that I have some fucking dignity
Somewhere, there's a party, and you're not invited.
>decided against giving a gift to a girl that I don't know because I realized that it's creepy as fuck
Holy shit what was I thinking lmao
For example look at this picture these two could be different species. The one on the left looks beter in every single way than the other guy.
How does this happen?
He just lucked out on the genetic lottery.
His life will be pure bliss. Imagine the dopamine rush he gets every time he looks in the mirror.
Honestly, sculpting your body is one thing but having an attractive face trumps everything.
Literally every single person, from every cultural background in every time era feels a strong attraction to pure beauty.
Improper usage of proper genetics can result in huge loss of potential.
And every freak, disgusting male can get a +2 on the zero to 10 scale just by being fit and lifting well.
Except in really extreme cases like ronny with his roid gut. I dont think that he is attractive to any woman out there.
>The one on the left looks beter in every single way than the other guy
when did you realize you were gay? go back to /r9k/ nobody buys into this shit except virgins and beta numales
hey robots just wanted to tell you that uhmm
khalesi attacks the lannister army and burning them alive while her dragon gets sniped with a spear by bronn and needs to land for a moment dunring wich khalesi tries to take out this spear. At this moment Jaimie tries to kill her but gets fireballed but bronn jumps on him and saves his life
Who else here go to treatment as a child
>Wilderness therapy for 13 weeks
>1 year in an rtc
>be me, 20 yo guy who is fit and has a good job, nice hobbies and interests
>find qt at college bar and hang out a bit
>she is also 20
>we like each other
>fast forward four months
>buy qt expensive ring with job money
>sit down after a nice evening of walking through parks and eating at restaurant
>show her the ring
>qt tells me there is someone she met a week ago
>my heart takes a break and goes to take a dip in my rectum
>"What? Who is it Anonette?"
>qt shows me the pic of her sudden crush who she met a week ago and already had sex with, or so she says
>take a look at the ultra filtered pic of a emo dude whose face is pestered with metal piercing all over the nose and lips
>he is only 16
>she takes my hands and smiles in the most apologetic way I've ever seen
>She opens her mouth again to speak but my ass is becoming the universe right now and can not hear a thing
>I sit in silence as soon as she finishes with "I know I lied about me wanting to wait for sex but that is just what the heart does to you"
>realize I still have the ring in my hand
>stand up and lead her to the door without saying anything and close it as I hear her sobbing
>come back and see she forgot the phone without the screen lock on
>find the conversation between emo fuckboy and whore
>see he likes receiving rimjob
>send his nudes to all his friends and post them on whore's fb and twitter with convo pics
>return phone after a day although she did not know I had it
>a few days pass
>find out the kid tried to kill himself after finding out about the posts
>all his classmates bully him as the school laughs and shares nudes with normie memes
>parents blame the whore and she gets sued
>she tries to blame me of rape and theft of phone
>nobody believes her as I got an alibi from friends who owed me big time
>I sit in my couch before my fireplace
>throw ring in the fire as I watch it get engulfed by the flames
>I am smiling
I want to do my moralfag, but somehow I can feel your satisfaction from this. And it's possible I'd do the same if I were you, so... Yeah, enjoy it.
Fuck them, I hope it feels good as hell. It's a shame he survived the suicide attempt but being the emo faggot that he is he likely didn't make a serious attempt. Protip: don't buy expensive shit for roasties unless they've been with you for a long time and you can see yourself marrying them.
Stacies tell you to take off your shirt.. would you?
Those are clearly very underage, like 15 at the most. So no.
>I said I was a skater boy
>she said see you later boy
>absolutely no lyrics at all
>Yeah, sold my soul, I'm a bad man- write it on my tombstone.
>ive bee dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
>that what you're looking for has been here the hole time
>if you can see the one who understand you
>been here all along so why cant you see
>you belong with me
Can we get a shit in threat started?
Want to know why other robots hide away from the world
It's boring. I live in a shitty town, where everything you can do is the lowest of the low commercial garbage.
There is no opportunities job wise either, so there is no point me getting a shitty minimum wage job, might as well just stay on bennies
I thought whites were at the top of the food chain?
Looks like it's changing............