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>>39642797
16 minutes of garbage.
I seriously hope you didn't waste your time watching this OP.

>>39642797
I got sad watching this

>>39642797
Don't forget about all the women bloggers making fun at your futile attempt to not be lonely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iWbJN8jtyM

>>39642771
Continue please OP, tell me more about this... "futanari"

>>39642771
>through the combination of stem cell research and the xenoestrogens already being mixed into the water supply, will become the creations known as "futanari."

Pretty sure genetic engineering will make Xirs into futa

>>39642771
If that was how mixing up hormones worked every FtM and MtF would end up looking like that.

>>39642722
>politics
MUH SOCIETY. Hope all you fags die in nuclear war.

>>39642763
Good wagie.

Now chug your energy drink and pray to god your car doesn't breakdown you have a long day of suffering ahead of you for NOTHING.

>>39642763
This
Can't wait to sit and watch the mushroom clouds rise from my mountain cabin a good distance away.

>>39642686
Here's what you do mrs. roastie:

>Right down your request in a piece of paper
>Turn off computer.
>Kill yourself.

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>>39642686
Why do you keep creating these threads?

>>39642713
>roastie
it's boi

>>39642640
A chinese gook?

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>>39642640
>Just had this dream where I was kidnapped by this old chinese gook and he made me wear this purple wig and girls clothes and woke up just before he was about to rape me in the ass

>>39642640
That yellow fever, eh? It's a hell of a thing

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Depends, which anime?

>>39642649
Kappa Mikey

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>>39642703
I don't really know about that anime, but I will say it's okay!

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>>39642584
i feel like i'm the only robot left most of the time

What makes you so robotic anon ?

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Same. Go to r/incels, wizchan, or/r9k/ on some of the other chans if you want to get away from these normalfags.

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>>39642550
I have 130 IQ too, there's not enough room for two Einsteins like us, fight me in sixth dimension exponentially graduating under influence of hyper parabollic indexes.

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>>39642550
>online test
Try harder fag

I went to a "gifted" school for highschool where the cutoff was 135 to get in. I didn't use some "online" test either. Also, I came down with schizophrenia so that IQ has probably dropped, but whatever.

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>>39642531
I'm finishing a fifth of sailor jerry. I also drank a six pack with a bro earlier.

>>39642531
Drank pernod yesterday. But 40%. Can't drink much right now. Been ill

>>39642531

I just woke up from a night of drinking. I feel as I do every time I wake up in this situation: a terrible, terrible hangover, and that I never want to drink again. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. It feels so awful. I know that for the entire day, I will be miserable and depressed and in pain.

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No desk for my computer

>>39642583
>piss bucket
absolutely disgusting

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>>39642583
>piss bucket
cant be real

Play videogames all day

>>39642502
too busy with uni work to actually have a social life

>inb4 normie

Find a hobby anon something that makes you, you.

Why would I want to play as a hikki unless I get to shoot up a sorority house or something?

>>39642517
Because you get to kill commies instead? I guess this hikki browses /pol/. Would have made the enemies women if I could figure out how.

But we already played as Richter

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>21
>sheltered as fuck
>already wish I could be back in high school with what I knew
>wish I had attended an american/canadian school instead of a shitty australian school
I LITERALLY pray every night for this. Pray to a god I don't know or completely believe in.
I wish to every deity that comes to my mind that I could be sent back. Also that I could be a girl.

>>39642496
>tfw never went to high school
oddly enough not original

>>39642496
says the person who never went to college

how would i know lol

>>39642470
Best sexual feeling in the world. You can get the physical feeling with a warmed, lubed fleshlight. But you'll never get the mental and emotional aspect. Anyone who says jerking off is better has a little dick, fucked a loose pussy, or is a lying virgin.

>>39642470
pussy feels good and is nice to have but its a lot of fucking work and sometimes it sucks. fapping is quick and easy. plus you can get some nice orgasms if you degenerate yourself a bit. an easy way to have a great fap that ive found to be pretty on par with sex is to wait until you really have to pee then you do it.

>>39642447
explain

also it's originally by the Nine Inch Nails

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>>39642447
>looking at normie's list of favorite film directors
>Quentin Tarantino

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>>39642447
>looking at normie's list of favorite Varg reaction images
>227x250 11kb