WHY is it possible to have completely unrealistic and unsatisfiable fetishes?
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I dunno man I fantasize about disapearing into a Sheoldred's mouth
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>>34293833
Fully immersive virtual reality will be possible in a couple decades. We'll have wildly unrealistic internet orgies the likes of which nobody has ever imagined.
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>>34293867
Virtual reality can't satisfy my fetish given the nature of it
>be bored so text roastie ex bully that tried to help me later to say hi
>"shove dick up your ass faggot"
>fuck you bitch - I reply
>some generic insult after which she blocks me
Guess that hurt her :(
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>>34293794
>>be bored so text roastie ex bully that tried to help me later to say hi
what?
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>>34293794
>Guess that hurt her :(
Yeah, I guess that was it.
Every time people ask if we really evolved from primordial soup, I point them at this board.... Clear evidence that some "people" are still there.
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>>34293822
She bullied me at start, but later tried to help me to socialize, and I was bored so I thought i'd text her
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How did he even get a wife in the first place?
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>>34293784
By being himself, of course.
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>>34293784
Its just a movie, dude.
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>>34293784
He wasn't a fat autist.
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>Anon, it was really nice of you to pay for my coffee! You're such a good friend.
>Chad just texted me and said he's in the area so we're going to meet up. You don't mind if we cut this a bit short, do you?
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>>34293783
If you happen to feel weak after that coffee I'll help you
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Good thing this will never happen again because someone is about to get deported
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>>34293783
>Of course, I don't mind it.
How many girls hurt u anonbots?
Me, 5 so far
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>>34293768
2
Can't choose between them, tried something, it failed.
Got nothing but scars.
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What do you mean by 'hurt' exactly?
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>>34293768
Zero, you fucking normalfag
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who /thief/ here?
>tfw could barely pay rent so took up thievery as a profession
>invested in underarmour silent boots and some silky silent approach clothing
>live near plenty of condos and houses that leave windows open.
>climb into windows and steal jewelry & spare cash but not too much as to arouse suspicion in the community.
>sell most goods to local pawn shops or on ebay every couple weeks
>decide to quit my wagecuck job and make it a full time gig
>now living comfy at around 30-35k a year doing what I love
I feel like I'm a contract thief in 18th century france
any fellow thieves here?
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>>34293710
Reported 2 the fbi
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Have fun getting raped to death in jail by minorities.
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>>34293765
imagine how cool this would be though anon. It's like real life splinter cell
You are all whiny little faggots who should be euthanized.
>muh social anxiety
>muh depression
Fuck you.
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>>34293686
Please euthanize me
comment is original
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That would make things much simpler, but if everyone you hated were dead, how would you put yourself on a pedestal? Who would be left to suffer on your behalf?
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>>34293686
They're really funny though, this is actually the best board on 4Chins, simply because whiny, yet sincere of the meat puppets that call themselves robots. Still waiting for a good, live streamed an hero event.
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>be 25
>be kissless, hugless virgin
>spent majority of time on /r9k/ and been here since 2009
>give up on life
>start fucking prostitutes since my virginity is worthless anyway
>be 28
>randomly join sports club
>meet a few people but stick to myself
>start talking to this girl every once in a while
>kind of hit it off
>go to party of our club and talk to her all evening
>drive her back to her house; she still lives at home
>she invites me in
>have sex without having to pay for it
>find out she's 17
Been together for four years now, still going strong as hell
Still expect it all to come at an end at a heart's beat away.
So robots, why haven't you started fucking prostitutes yet?
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bumps still work?
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Have a (you), I hate it when my threads die alone
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>>34293637
>fucking prostitutes leads to true teenage waifu love
i.. i.. huh. well then. carry on you glorious fuck
Anyone else noticed that women can be attractive in two types of ways, but men are restricted to one?
Women can be cute, or "hot". Men can only be hot.
List of "cute" traits for a woman:
>Short
>Low-test
>Skinny
>Dumb
>Poor
>Shy
>Socially awkard
List of "hot" traits for a woman:
>Tall
>High-test
>Curvy
>Smart
>Rich
>Outgoing
>Socially competent
Now, for men...
List of "cute" traits for a man:
>being hot
List of "hot" traits for a man:
>Tall
>High-test
>Strong
>Buff
>Smart
>Rich
>Outgoing
>Socially competent
Women have it so easy. They literally cannot lose unless they are really ugly or really fat. Everything that makes a woman not cute, will make her hot. Everything that makes a woman not hot, will make her cute.
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isn't "handsome" an explicitly male term?
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>>34293644
Except "handsome" men aren't
>Short
>Low-test
>Skinny
>Dumb
>Poor
>Shy
>Socially awkard
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Cute guys
>a little awkward, might stumble over his words around you because he thinks I'm pretty
>sweet and sensitive, might have cried when the dog died in I am Legendlike I did ;_;
>introverted, likes spending nights in with just the two of us, looks for excuses to leave social functions early so we can go home and just be together
>self-conscious about certain things so I can reassure him and tell him how smart/handsome/funny I think he is
>loving and snuggly. Just likes to cuddle and isn't horny all the time. I want to cuddle and not feel pressured for sex
>nerdy interests
>but he still looks handsome and has hygiene
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ill start:
>exists
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>has a vagooo
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>>34293498
I don't mind them existing, but they shouldn't even be classified as people.
Just property meat that extracts semen
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>>34293916
>You will never be consider someone's property meat that they happen to stick their dick in
Well, /r9k/?
We'll wait.
-The fairer gender
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That's cool, 2D women are better anyway
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>>34293482
Implying women aren't emotional train-wrecks is bs but the rest is pretty solid
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>>34293482
>cbs
>theguardian
can't stop laughing
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how do I stop comparing myself to others? 2017-01-20 08:35:15 Post No.34293468
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how do I stop comparing myself to others?
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i don't feel any anxiety here because you're all high school dropouts.
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>>34293468
... I suggest that you stop comparing yourself to others. You already know what the problem is, everything else is up to not being a lazy cunt and taking responsibility over your own thoughts.
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>>34293468
I know that feel, I try not to give a shit but the thoughts keep coming back :/
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>>34293468
>you're all high school dropouts.
I go to Harvard. Fuck you faggot
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Who else hates their hair here
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i do but you look underage
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>>34293426
I wish that cola can was my penis
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fucking coke shills
/r9k/ is a pepsi board.
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How can I replace body warmth? I already sleep with 3 blankets.
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>>34293362
That shit is toxic, you will just feel miserable.
Working out hard and getting at least some human contact will fix your need for "warmth" and "comfy"
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gain some weight
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>>34293362
Get a memory foam mattress.
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>A 17-year-old girl from Michigan has been charged with raping a 19-year-old man at knifepoint.
>The charges come from an incident in Saginaw Township where Smith allegedly held the man at knifepoint and had oral and vaginal sex with him.
thoughts?
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>>34293357
whoops http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/19/17-year-old-michigan-girl-charged-raping-19-year-old-man-knifepoint/
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That's first degree, what is there to discuss.
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>>34293357
This is probably the person that makes all the black woman shill threads on r9k.