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>>39588945
>(free spirit, tattoos, guy friends)

Acting like they're some sort of a criminal offense makes you a massive fucking retard.

You should go to a psychiatrist, not a church.

Stop being a cuck obsessed with what his dad would think of his gf and whether he would fuck her or not.

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If she's a thot she'll be that way forever.

>>39588974
This times 10000 don't try to change someone OP, find someone who loves you for you and you love for them.

>>39588899
Women can't be robots.
Traps belong in /lgbt/.
Tits or GTFO

>>39588899
>tfw flatso

Do you pass otherwise?

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>>39588919
>Tits or GTFO
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>39588959
If I was trans I'd probably look better

>>39588875
took the panty pill instead

>>39588875
>Why haven't you taken the diaper pill yet?
I like it

I did when I was 15 but it wore off around 17 years of age

>>39588866
Having a big dick is awesome, bitches love it, helps me feel good about myself

>thinks he's done growing at 19
lol

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>>39588866
>this exact feel is ruining my life (I'm 20)
There are many other things too, but this is the most haunting. I'm sorry OP, truly

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I truly wonder in all honesty desu

>>39588865
Please raise the level of discourse by not replying or using sage when dealing with an OP that only posts a single line of text.

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Obligatory.

Roasties are playing on tutorial mode. Show up for your cushy job, don't get knocked up by a loser, and pick a suitor before hitting 30 and you'll have a pretty decent life. And most can't even manage that.

>>39588831
Why don't you post one then.

>>39588831
cmon anon, make a post already, stop looking in the catalogue

This is a dream...... You are currently in a coma. This is Doctor Benares, I have tried everything to wake you up. I'm going to pull the plug three days from now. I hope this messages reaches you in some way. I'm sorry I faild you.

bump
help me anons i want her shit

>>39588737
>Where do I find a scat lover gf anons?
You don't. "Women into scat" only do it for money or attention. Or both.

Finding a scat lover bf is equally impossible

>>39588737
Fetlife you degenerate sack of walking turds

>>39588710
Someone redpill me on squirting
It's pee, isn't it

>>39588762
Yes. Mostly pee.

>>39588762
Yes, it is. Hope you didn't drink it mate.

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Navy or USAF for me my dude

I wish I could. Really hope that I get taken for the draft when it inevitably comes.

I'm shipping to basic to become a muhreen this Sunday

I have a combat job (Field Artillery/ Fire Direction Control), if you have any questions go ahead and shoot them my way if you want to I guess?

Because you were raised by majority women and absorbed their estrogen filled pheromones.

>>39588626
Hate to tell you but yes OP you are moat likely a homo

>>39588712
No I was the middle child out of 3 boys. I'm part Asian, though I doubt that would have any effect on my mental state

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In addition they gave me shutty acne face and excavatum.

>>39588600
it's not their fault that they live in a third world country. But it's their fault that you were born so idk. If you just kill yourself and not them they'll just have another son?

>>39588656
There is a number of countrues which give citizenships simply if you were born, the most known is the us, but there are others. All they needed to do is to get there when my mom was pregnant. Or even better, my mom shouldve married a westerner.
But she havent done it, it is clearly her fault.

>>39588553
Why is this the second time seeing this thread with this pic?

>>39589201
ideas get stolen every day

>>39589201

Dissociative psychosis

You're going crazy

>>39588552
Yup. I miss the times. While I know for sure that I'm happier now, I am not sure that that makes now better. I think I prefer now though.

>>39588552
No. There's nothing romantic about this. Suffering is suffering and the only solace I take is that not everyone has to suffer an existence like mine. I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.

>>39588552
Absolutely. It's a beautiful tragedy, and even the awful parts I find so strangely comforting and endearing. All it needs is a fitting end in which I die alone, remembered by nobody but my own parents.

Was nursing
Now I'm probably gunna be a baker
Pretty good life

Daily reminder collegefags don't belong on /r9k/

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>>39588545
Why do you feel this way?
Education is a way a lot of robots here cope with depression.
robot =! neet if that's your issue

>>39588381
You mean Heisenberg? Yes he was in the wrong. You absolutely don't profit from other people's pain, fucking ever. There is no excuse to intentionally cause people to suffer that have done absolutely nothing to you. It's wrong to play to people's addictions to sell a product. Every fucking method dealer should be shot in the fucking head today. I have no problem with summary executions, the happen all the time, so let's put some fucking holes in the skulls of meth dealer scum. I declare law enforcement open season on methamphetamine.

>>39588381
no, breaking bad is the story of a robot in a passionless marriage who becomes a total alpha

>>39588381
No. He provided for his family and was also quite happy with the way he did it. There is nothing wrong with that.