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Is this what counts as television these days?
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>>34145947
What show is this? I need it for research purposes.
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>>34146050
I never thought I would see recycled reddit jokes here.
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>>34145947
>Probably some cuck shit
>Watched the webm
>Now angry that these "men" exist
If you don't have a sense of primal revulsion when you see this shit, kindly castrate yourself.
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COMFY COZY GENERAL
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Anon's Additional Installment of Comfy General.
>/Comfy Thead Theme/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbpnNNMGgA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKOqM2bDuc
Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
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Bumping for comfy Saturday.
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>>34145872
COMFY MEDIA I N B O U N D
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Oh hell ya leta get comfy
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Anyone else addicted to this shit because of autism? I want to know I'm not alone
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>>34145834
Me too OP. I like going into the 360 view and seeing where people took pictures. There's even one in Antartica.
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>>34145834
same, but it lags so much lately that I am losing interest
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>>34145834
I like using street view and pretending that i live in a better town...
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>lie next to mom in my parents bed
>we talk a bot until dad comes sleep
>dad still watches some movie, probably fell asleep on couch
>talk about dumb argents between her and dad
>convince mom to massage her back
>then cuddle a bit on her back
>dicku goes diamonds
>she only wears a thin nightdress
>can feel her ass with my dick for a moment
>awkwardly turn back on dad's bedside
>go to bed
what's my endgame?
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please help me making my mom happy again, she's often depressed and argues everyday with my dad
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>>34145999
Nice digits. You can make her happy again with your dick desu.
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>>34145778
>what's my endgame?
Incest, by the sound of it.
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I think what I hate most about girls is that they don't think to use their sexuality as a force for good. Female sexuality is one of the most powerful forces we have. Men will create amazing artwork and works of science, even devote their whole life, for the faintest hope of the desired pussy.
I don't know why more girls don't embrace the power and value that their sexuality has. They could be upfront about and say "you can use my mouth if you don't bully people, don't support war, have an A average, do volunteer work", etc. They world would be improved overnight. Instead, they throw their sexuality away to make it as worthless as possible.
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I don't care about sex.
I just want someone to hug and cuddle.
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>>34145811
Dubs confirm that you are a cuddle person.
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>>34145764
>Humans almost never do the right thing and are selfish impulsive losers
More news at 11, faggot.
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What's for dinner robits (1/14)
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>>34145635
better be al pastore m8
bout to go fuck one up
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I wish I could eat out like you do every night, all the stuff you get looks delicious. I just can't afford to eat out every night, also it's not healthy.
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>>34145724
I also add veggies and fruits to my meals but yeah Mexican sause is fattening
Are there any drugs that stop you from dreaming that isn't passing out from alcohol? I keep having nice dreams then waking up and realizing im a 25 year old failure, and it's rather dejecting.
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>>34145611
The more Ismoke weed, the more I notice I have no dreams (or dont remember them) when I go to sleep
YMMV
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>>34145611
xanex and or heroin
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>>34145611
You're not my king yet boy
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S,houl.d I do. It???? He's a jerk
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no you fucking cunt. cat did nothing wrong
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>>34145602
Nah come on, that would be mean
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>>34145602
Yes. I totally do that to my cat all the time. Dumbass never learns.
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Dude why haven't you joined the military?
It's pretty much like video games or any war film you've seen.
Very comfy and neet friendly.
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Its wagecuck tier
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>>34145562
>fight for Israel
>surrounded by braindead chads
>you better hope to be accustomed to typical social situations like football, basketball, girls, etc or fucked
>barely any pay
>constant intense exercise at 4 am
>take orders from utter idiots
>fag acceptance
I guess if it was between this and homeless I'd go wit h it
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>>34145642
well everyone has to fight in Israel lol so it's going to be a lot of chads and sluts that in any other country would never join the military.
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What are your health body gripes
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>acne, bags under my eyes
>constant floaters on my eyesight
>hair feels like strawsacks, scalp feels itchy
>whole body feels itchy when you I am breaking a sweat
I hate my shit. I want to kill myself and get rid of this shit shell I am in
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>dark rings under eyes
Nothing I can do about it. Its genetic and everyone in my family has it, but mine are the worst.
>chubby
Trying to lose 15-20 lbs so I can look good again.
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Well, I don't mean to come off as a chad, though I know a couple things when it comes to managing acne and hair quality.
- For acne, always wash your face with warm water every couple of hours, make sure to wash your hands beforehand so that you do not accidentally make your face greasier than before. Use exfoliates e.g. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nivea-Men-Invigorating-Face-Scrub-x/dp/B00MJAM7TQ/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484435486&sr=8-1&keywords=nivea+exfoliating+face+scrub, makes you feel awesome and stuff.
Obviously, using warm water applies to your whole body, so wash your back, chest and stomach with a warm flannel every time you get up and before you go to sleep. Your body is supposed to feel itchy as it is essentially telling you to scratch the impurities out of your body, resist that though and touch yourself as little as possible.
When it comes to hair, make sure you only wash once every three days, any more will give a straw-like texture depending on your natural hair quality, and also use an anti-dandruff shampoo - heads and shoulders is a personal preference of mine and is fairly cheap.
- The floaters I'm not so sure of, who knows, maybe you look at the sun too much. Can't do anything about the bags though, just make sure you get adequate sleep, and so long as you look neat and organised they seldom look bad.
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>naturally skinnyfat
>all fat is in hips, thighs and ass
Fuck this, I'm already underweight but still have to diet
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ITT: ALL NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT, SCUM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXRboZxJMU
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>that voice
>obviously a Chad trying to get some e-fame on /r9k/
but your girlfriend's breasts are bigger than 32B
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Can we have more REEEEE vocaroos?
I like listening to them and im too autismo to post myself
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>>34145571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u7F6jS6rVU
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>the whole story happened yesterday
>be me an austistic UNI student sitting alone in the courtyard (yeah classic architecture)
>3qts from my mathematics class come and sit next to me
>one of them told me wiht a lovely voice tone while looking directly in my eyes :
>pls anon i want to hear your voice(i never speak in class)
>i say with a straight cold face no and i leave them and go away
did i fuck up pls robots tell me i didn't sleep for a whole day and i can't now should i end it my life __
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>>34145480
Here's what you do, dumbass.
Next time you see them, say "I'm sorry about the other day. I'm pretty shy and panicked." Then stop being a sperg and start a conversation.
Provided this is actually a real situation, of course.
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They probably think you're aloof and mysterious now, even more so. Try to fuck one of them. Why would you even consider killing yourself because of what some dumb roastie thinks?
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>>34145578
this anon gave good advice listen to him
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Police took my pc due to confusion but they still have to inspect it. I'm so fucking bored since it was basically my life. I planned to pick up some good hobbies/habits during these weeks/months so what should I do?
No it was not cp or anything like that.
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>No it was not cp or anything like that
>Posts animated child porn
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>>34145582
This gave me a good long laugh IRL.
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>>34145582
Piracy case in apartment complex.
Sorry to ruin a classic. What should I do though? I feel depressed and dead inside without my pc.
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>Dressing like this
>Expecting any self-respecting man to respect you and not treat you like a fucktoy
Are cosplayers the worst kind of femanon?
Some femanons are actually quite cool, and I certainly don't think they're all whores or whatever, but cosplayers seem to be one group for whom all the negative stereotypes are 100% true.
I honestly wish I could rape a girl from /cgl/.
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I cosplay because I've always liked fashion/dressing up and it's fun to pretend to be my favorite characters or pretend to be a irl version of a character I happen to look like
why wouldn't there be females who do the same? not everyone wants attention. someone just do things for them self.
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>>34145479
This
Stop assuming things OP.
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I had /cgl/ gf.
She was a cunt but not really what you'd expect. Never slept around but she went from BF to BF and would stay with a guy for a few years and then get bored, find somebody else she was interested in, and start treating her BF like shit so he'd dump her and she could get with the other guy. I felt bad for being one of those guys and wasn't all that surprised when she did it to me.
Hey lads please tell me how much I have fucked up a shot with my qt fastfood almost gf
>go to Burger King once a week at the same time before class
>always order the same thing
>qt mexican works there she is beautiful with amazing eyes
>always get nervous when i pull up the window to pay
>one day there was a problem with my order, i got someone elses
>made her aware of the error
>she laughed and said i thought it was weird it wasnt your usual
>i laughed and said no worries not yout fault
>after this point she was more friendly every time i saw her was my highlight of the week
>would ask how I am regularly, one time she said she liked my car and another time she said I smelled really good
>did nothing but laugh and say th-thanks have a good week and drive off
>commit to finally asking her out next week as i realize shes giving me signals but I just sperg out shes so pretty
>i drive up but quickly loose all confidence and she looks busy and her manager is there decide not to do it
>avoid eye contact and just stare into space, and i guess it looks like i was staring at her ass, she uncomfortably changes position.
>next week i resolve to finally do it, shes not at the window shes at the fries. Fat woman comes over and takes my money ok noproblem maybe she had to sub for someone
>week after shes taking orders as I recognize her voice excited to pull up to window she leaves when she realizes its me and goes over to fries
>manager comes to give me my food
>mfw i realize shes avoiding me now
Im sorry! I didnt mean to be a creep i was just nervous and avoiding eye contact!!! Its so painful and now I camt bear to go there out of embarrassment!
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>>34145390
>>week after shes taking orders as I recognize her voice excited to pull up to window she leaves when she realizes its me and goes over to fries
ouch bro
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>>34145447
It hurts anon. I can just see her over there and she doesnt look at me. Even worse i parked and watched the window as I was eating and sure enough she was back to window duty. Shes avoiding me.
It has to be either i failed to respond to her intiation with compliments or totally creeped her out.
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>>34145573
Sounds like you creeped her out 2bh, this also sounds like a scenario from taxi driver. Maybe try going in and talking to her next time when they're not busy