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>in three years, 2017 will be three years ago
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>>35132719
Thank you black science man.
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Really convulses my carbuncles.
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>>35132719
>2005 was 20 years ago in 5 years

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NORMIESSSS

NORRRRRRMIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35132668
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGTAEFAETRASETGFSARETFesagestfesfafsaf
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THE DESIRE TO CRUSH NORMIE SKULLS BREWS WITHIN ME, MY BRETHREN, BRING ME THEIR CHADS, THEIR STACEYS AND THEIR BETA ORBITERS, I WILL MAIM, RAPE AND KILL ALL OF THEM IN A UNENDING QUEST TO QUELL MY INSATIABLE HATRED, I MUST SEE DISMEMBERED LIMBS AND HEAR THEIR ANGUISHED SCREAMS, MY BLOODLUST WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING ELSE!

I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER MY BROTHERS! IN THIS MOMENT, I ONLY LUST FOR THEIR SUFFERING, NORMIES, I NEED MORE NORMIESS!!
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>>35132668
>tfw activated 100% of my true strength and punched a normie to death

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>tfw didn't even know what a hairline was until I lost it because I'm white
>shave my head
>everyone says I'm bald
>my hairline is just a landing strip coming off the middle of my head
>tfw I literally will never know what it's like to have a full hairline

Good thing god is all powerful and knowing. All part of that bigger plan right?
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Bump

Someone feel my sadness
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>>35132660
I know your feel. I haven't shaved mine yet but I will need to soon. I'm already extremely ugly, so I guess it won't make that big of a difference
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>>35132660
>tfw the only thing I have going for me is good hair and eyes

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>tfw you steer your shopping cart like a virgin
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I know this pain, man.
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>>35132618
Can we all agree that X like a virgin is just a meme?

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I can't seem to find it with google-sensei's help alone. The black man's hand, I mean.
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>>35132608
/thread orwjrpjgrsgsg
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Thanks anon. I couldn't have ever done it if you hadn't provided it for me.

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only post things over 10 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI
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take me away boys
https://youtu.be/Ssh71hePR8Q
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>>35132563
original meme meem
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>>35132563

Why dont they make videos like this anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVZ21cbY34&feature=related

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What is the fastest way to get 5k without getting a mcjob or selling boipucci? I want a chin implant but I am on cycle and spend 3hrs a day exercising so I cant really work a 9-5
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>>35132557
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGTAEFAETRASETGFSARETFesagestfesf
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>>35132557
banks hate him! man makes 10k in an afternoon using this one easy trick
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The easiest way to get 5k without a job is to pray really hard.

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I have self harm cuts on my arm, how fucked am I with girls?
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Depends on what kinda girl do you want. There are human beings, who can overlook the past, but not everyone is like that. Good luck?
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>>35132439
People who would judge you for something like that are hardly worth associating with.
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>>35132439
i'd say you'd have a 40% reduced chance with most girls, although since you're probably a bit messy mentally, chances are you wouldn't be getting with a few of those girls anyways, so the dating pool you would have is probably only reduced by like 15%

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I admit, I ventured outside of my house for about two hours today and had a fantastic time. Cousin was in town and he wanted to hang out so he suggested BW3's for lunch. I was oh so skeptical but was also oh so wrong!!!

>the flavors and spices were one of a kind!
>they have curry offerings for our SE Asian friends
>booths are well designed and offer plenty of elbow room!
>able to cheer during sports, as if I'm in a group of friends!!

You all will call me a normie fat tits, but the food was awesome and I had a great time! When you go, be sure to add a side of wedges or side salad to round out your meal! Enjoy it! It's part of American pride!
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>>35132371

Shekel von goldensilvermoneystein

oreganoli
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>>35132461

Speak English please you faggot!!!

>woke up to my mom sucking my dick again
How do I stop being so attractive? I just want to be an ugly robot
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Why aren't you reading Mama To Boku To Mujintou right now, robots?
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>>35132226

grow a long beard and develop a beer gut chadanon, otherwise your will wake up in the future with your daughters sucking the cum out of your bellend each morning.
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Same fucking shit. Got /fit/ and started caring about my appearance, suddenly mom's all over me.

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>tfw thinking about planning a murder
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>>35131961
Tell us more, who do you want to kill and why
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>>35132065
There's a couple of worthless shits around my town that I think would be really easy to abduct and kill. They go out all the time so no one should be suspicious for the first few days and they strike me as the dumb party goer type. Why though? I don't like people, I think they're annoying and I don't think they get any payback for all the wrong they do most of the time.
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Ooh boy, it's this thread again!

I too often think about killing people.

You think it would be better to target a specific cultural or political group, or just go at those fuckers indiscriminately? I think going for preschoolers would make the biggest impact. So helpless and squealy!

As for the weapon, I could just be a dork and go for a gun, but I think a machete would give the whole thing a juicier, more fiery feel. I've also got enough anthrax to decimate a small city, and several nuclear warheads I've built myself, with my superior intelligence.

Decisions, decisions...

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>tfw a qt girl can save me of this bored neet life
>tfw qt girls dont like ugly shorts neets like me
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It's probably because you're a native Spanish speaker
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>>35131957
How tall was Satou?

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Does anyone else here get sad when they see innocent happiness?
I never experienced it nor any of the other things i should have growing up.
just seeing something like kids playing in the park on a nice day.
even the sound of windchimes or certain soft music will depress me.
everyone my age has gone through so much, milestone experiences and changes in goals, but i'm the same person i was when i was just a kid but more depressed, jaded, and hateful.
i should be worrying how to advance my career or better provide for my family, when I'm still at the stage of working up the courage to ask the other kids if they want to play tag with me.
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please respond to me oregano feels
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No one can help you but yourself
I used to be just like the rest of you but at some point in my teenage years, i realized no one is going to GIVE me anything.
From there I got a HS sweetheart, the most magical thing ive experienced in my life. The blissful happiness of that first love makes me nostalgic even though it wasnt that long. We are still together, trucking through college together, but love is complicated and fickle, not what youd imagine.
Days arent explicitly happy like you seem to think. I just never find myself thinking negative thoughts, I only look optimisitcally about the future, bc thats the only thing I can change.
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>>35131918
I've slowly been able to understand more about these feeling, the problem is that you had your innocence ripped from you.

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Why are republicans so bad with their money? Is it because they have a lower IQ on average? Is it because the median republican household makes less on average than everyone else? Legitimately curious.
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They can't buy much because they don't know much. If all it takes to satisfy them to their end is beer, tv, and smartphone they will do just that. I wish I was 99% dumber so I could have little to no desires
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>>35131900
I'm republican and actually save my money really well, we just dont waste it on random shit like retard libshits do
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Most Republicans have been subversed by the Jews. Too retarded to know what's good for them, but muh niggers, muh illegals amirite?

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>"you have to approach her first, show her that you're interested! make the first move, talk to her! you have to initiate otherwise she'll think you're not interested!"
>"okay, now that you have her number act disinterested! don't text her first, don't talk to her! don't text first otherwise she'll think you're desperate!"
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Dating isn't worth it. It's a stupid game for liars.
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alright fuck this shit board

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