what does r9k think about jacksuits?
i think they are comfy but girls wont date a guy who wears this, at least if you are not a chad
There are plenty of comfy things that don't make you look like a nigger ready to jump someone.
>>37641021
name 10 right now
>>37640556
nigger tier
You know what's messed up? Realizing that since my first ever girlfriend, I have been sexually demanding and would never give them the time of day, yet I always wanted to fix their problems and put their burdens on my shoulders.
I was the best and worst partner at the same time.
I made one of them suck my dick a few hours after she slit her wrists.
How am I supposed to live like this?
>girlfriend
>/r9k/
Fuck off right now!
>>37640571
I'm new, did I do something wrong? Take me through the ropes, robot-kun.
>>37640619
nobody on /r9k/ has a girlfriend
>she loves winter clothes
>she's somewhat decent at history
>she brings good banter
>loves to shitpost
>loves to be spoiled but won't demand it
>horny for your dick
>is a virgin
>is religious (not muslim tho)
>is virgin
>has hobbies that are not make up or painting nails
>has no social media
This is why I'm still a virgin
>>37640636
>>is religious
Is Judaism okay?
Vocaroo thread, say whatever
Also, feel free to ask me to say whatever, nothing lewd though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ptrviGQaYo
>>37640488
please read me a bedtime story
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kptyBvjuHa
no fukken cluke what the context of this recording was
>>37640488
Is that an australian accent?
What will be the consequences of hypergamy on future generations?
>>37640419
People misunderstanding who their fathers are, a complete and final dissolution of the family unit (except in communities that destroy hypergamy), the eventual development of widespread STD, women becoming even more worthless, and a few their things I'm sure. All for the best
Probably like Japan except with Chads still getting laid. Lots of single mothers. Only functioning families are ones with a Chad husband.
>>37640419
You realize that hypergamy isn't a recent phenomenon, right?
How are you handling/planning to handle the summer heat this year anon?
Last year i paid $200 for electricity because i used air conditioning. This year i have an evaporative cooler so hopefully i dont do that again.
Bumperino with salami
I dont even know, I just cant handle this shit, 2nd heatwave this year already, fuck summer
Be very very jealous.
Daily reminder that (((social media))) and smartphones is the reason the human interaction and socializing has become a hollow shell of itself
Society will adapt.
I'm too autistic to look at my phone in public.
>>37640342
Life..uh.._____ _ ___
Aspirin overdose is an easy way to commit suicide.
1) Aspirin is readily available, no prescription necessary and it's cheap (less than $10 a bottle)
2) Take a large dosage, don't be a pussy swallowing 2-3 pills at a time, no chug the bottle while drinking water to wash it down.
Reason for this is because a severe case of Aspirin poisoning results in coma and later death by organ failure (Both heart failure and respiratory failure)
Essentially meaning you won't feel pain, you would just fall asleep into a coma than your organs would shut down.
Unless you failed and didn't take enough, then you will feel dizzy and your stomach will hurt a lot.
3) There's no medical treatment available. Once the Aspirin has entered your bloodstream, the only way to keep you alive is to put you on dialysis and wait out the symptoms. Even then, chance of death is high.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, /R9K/?
because mai waifu would disapprove
lmfao doesn't work like that faggot. aspirin by itself won't do anything unless combined with other drugs to exacerbate it. and it's likely the stomach will decide to puke it all up before organ failure
>>37640346
Wrong. Aspirin is actually a very dangerous drug in high dosages. You don't even need to combine it with other drugs.
500MGS per 1KG of body weight is lethal.
Meaning if you weigh about 130 pounds, about 70 350mg pills is enough to kill you
did any robot ever make it out of robot status by lifting ?
im lifting for 8 months now and yes i gained some confidence but im still almost 25yo kissless virgin
https://youtu.be/s8IfPBA2kkA
>Virgin loser in bad shape
>Virgin loser in great shape
If nothing else it's a step forward.
Can't hurt, right?
>>37640356
of course
but theres also a thing where grills "dont want" jacked guys and they get mired more by gays than girls
i did notice girls are checking out my ass at times now
I started at 24.
I'm 30 now. My mental state has become far worse than it was before I started.
I only keep on lifting because I'm addicted to the results and especially the pump. But it ain't change shit about my life otherwise.
Why don't you get a doggo /r9k/?
>Cure for anxiety, depression and cripplingly loneliness
>Much cheaper than a human companion
>Adorable
>Eternally loyal
>Will always love you
Because I already have a doggo.
>>37640224
I'll be honest with you; I'm not really sure I can trust myself to own a dog. I just don't think I can.
2 parts >>37640380 1 part im not allowed to have pets at this place. Renting is shit.
>tfw you've blocked 17 out of the 21 people on your Discord friends because you're apparently the only person on r9k who isn't an asshole
4chan tends to attract disagreeable people. r9k even more so
>tfw every online friend you make either starts trying to make things lewd or just kinda fizzles out eventually
>tfw the one friend you made on here ghosts you
>every other person i try talking to stops contacting after five messages
Does anyone else love shitting?
I like to shit dildo
I do it all the time
Only when i am squatting.
India thread?
Another hmmmm thread?
>"Bruh, let me freshen your drink"
I can't figure this one out really
Imagine going to a party like this. Must be fun
Is this a common experience among girls?
>>37639847
Only for roasties its further exemplified by the fact that its on twitter and using a beyonce reaction image
>>37639847
Yes. What used to be my best friend fell in with a guy like that. When she turned seventeen she was surprised to discover that the guy was cheating on hear with another 14 years old.
When I told her the guy was a pedophile she said "No, it's just that his tastes stayed the same as he grew up.". What a dumb bitch.
>>37639847
>when you grow up and realize that you can't ever be sexually satisfied by non-pedophiles
that's more like it
TFW I won the Powerball drawing
>>37639818
how much did you win and would you be kind enough to donate a few dollar to me
Are you the guy who prayed to win the lottery in that other thread
>>37639818
Give some dollars to a brother in need.