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I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
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haha fucking nice
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someone watched American Psycho for the first time
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I've gotten maybe 22 dubs, maybe 44
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Anyone here /really shitty pc/?
I'm getting some money tomorrow for the first time in forever and i was looking at getting a new PC but I cant buy shit with just 100 bucks.
My current laptop shuts off if it stops charging, the charging cable only works if you hold it a certain way, and the power button doesn't work. I have to open it up and press the wires together to turn it on.It's also really shit and cant even run that shitty pirate game. I keep the charger in just the right spot to stay connected to my laptop with a shoe. Pic related is it's specs.
I was really looking forward to getting a new one with this money but my hopes were completely destroyed when i looked up how much everything costs.
Post your shitty PC's and let's wallow in misery together.
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I'm not retarded and have slowly improved my PC over 4 years by begging my mother for money whenever she has an ample amount on her. I can run just about anything with excellent FPS (frames per second) now such as Crysis 3 and other graphically intense video games.
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>>35350399
My parents dont have any money
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>>35350345
I have a decent pc but my keyboard broke and I have no money to buy a decent new one.
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Today I realised I'm in some way addicted to depression. Have you ever thought about the idea yourself?
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>you can get addicted to a certain type of sadness
That's from a song.
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>>35350341
thought about this quita alot anon.
I always thought it was like a s stockholm syndrome type thing, or a dependancy on the chemicals after so long, i have never heard it mentioned before though.
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>>35350341
as the years go by it starts feeling normal, comfy
is this what having a girlfriend is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1V0jrLLuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKCIWYDywR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61AfJ3m1lA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnXMbtybcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MyvW2yETM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYLa6xj1gc
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>>35350298
>sleeping in full makeup
this is what it's like having a gf that will cheat on you
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Having a gf is like being alone but together with someone you love. It's not some random girl with make up saying pleasantries to you next in bed.
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>ASMR
kill yourself you pathetic cuck
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>be 11
>say my mother I want pet birds in a whim
>they actually get me two budgies
>never take care of them and they die/escape a few months later
>didn't even give them names
I'm such an awful person. I hate myself.
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t. /r9k/ blogster
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>>35350234
>never take care of them and they die/escape a few months later
they died then escaped ?
>I'm such an awful person. I hate myself.
This is quite on par with the fact you're a bird-specialised necromancer.
10/10 RP would D&D with.
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Die or escape?
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>be me
>highschool
>be tonight
>be in bed snap chatting random grill
>things get sexual, not extremely rare as I'm well liked and decently popular plus I hit on insecure girls (they love attention they'll do anything)
>girl as of now sending me vids of her pussy etc
>ask if she can bring her dirty panties to school tomorrow and give them to me
>she says yes
When have your sexual fantasies come to fruition robo cucks?
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>>35350225
>Highschool
UNDERAGE NORMIES GET OUT ! !
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>>35350225
We don't believe your made up shitty stories
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You personally make /r9k/ a terrible place.
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really makes the synapses firing
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>>35350133
This is, naturally, a store in Wisconsin.
And Americans wonder why we choose to stay here in Immigrantland with our strict gun control policies.
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Everyone should own a gun
You deserve to defend yourself on a level that a criminal will come at you on
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>>35350133
both are enjoyable when enjoyed responsibly
and both are deadly when used irresponsibly
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Greetings, /r9k/. I am a rare, fabled, upstanding member of society, and I have to work today. A construction crew has decided 3am is an excellent time to make the most amount of noise humanly possible. AMA.
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>>35350081
I've been sick for 2 weeks and having been sleeping like shit.
But I'm a neet so this is only a minor inconvenience. Why don't you try putting a pillow over your head, or getting earplugs?
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Does your brain tremble?
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>>35350081
What kind of third world shit hole do you live in that it's legal to do construction work at 3am?
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>just came home after being away for a few days
>walk through the door and sister is already screeching at me about something stupid
>she treats me like I'm the idiot even though she dropped out of high school and has the brain of a 14 year old despite being 22
>mom always takes her side even though she'll later tell me that my sister was in the wrong, because she doesn't want my retard sister to have a rage and get us kicked out again (we're renting)
>mfw I have to use all my power to not roast the FUCK out of my sis and/or punch her in the face
>looks like I'll get drunk alone in my room again tonight
i have no friends and nothing to distract me so please post your funniest greentext stories in this thread.
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>>35350059
Why don't you try to mend your relationship with your sister
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>>35350059
I'm sorry for your situation Anon, I would post my favourite greentexts but I don't have any of them saved on my laptop
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>>35350137
I've tried for so long. She's been like this for around 8 years now. She started out mildly rebelling and it's escalated into pretty heavy drug use. There's nothing I can do.
I want her to get kicked out but my mom still thinks she can be saved and doesn't realise she's enabling all her shitty behaviour.
>>35350137
Thanks anyway anon
(I don't know how to make that sound sincere but it is)
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Who /aboveaverage/ here?
>6'0
>6.5 inch dick
>129 IQ
>decent looks, at least enough to get called Chad on here once
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I have a 6" weenie and 120 IQ but my 5'8" height and 5/10 face cancel it out.
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>>35350052
>get called chad on here
jokes on them im 5'7
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>>35350052
a 6.5 inch dick is tiny for your height. I'm 5'7 and i have a 7x6
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Kirby has just inhaled you!
What power does he get?
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>>35350006
kirby is now gay
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bad corporal odor.
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>>35350006
kirby is now a NEET
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I'm going to bed without brushing my teeth.
Don't tell mum.
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>>35350001
I haven't brushed my teeth in more than a week
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>>35350034
You, sir, are truly disgusting.
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>>35350065
Well, I use mouthwash most of the time if that helps. I haven't brushed my teeth because my family hides all the toothpaste
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I'm 22 and I've never drank alcohol, held a girls hand, had a drivers license and I have no friends.
My family lives far away, and rarely contacts me.
I work full time and live alone. I pay all my own bills and am independent.
At what point should I start considering suicide over hoping for life to start getting good.
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Why don't you go out a buy some alcohol now then? If you're considering dying anyway, might as well at least try it.
I'm sure you can get your license too, driving isn't such a big deal. It's not actually that difficult. If all the normies can do it then I'm sure you can too.
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>>35349977
Life doesn't magically get good one day.
You need to change things. Get some hobbies
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>>35350023
I'm not interested in drinking. I think it just adds a bit more context.
The state I live in makes it impossible without parents or someone older to help you get the absurd amount of driving hours needed to even apply.
>>35350026
I have hobbies. Nobody shares them.
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>look good in videos
>look like shit in photos
who else?
what is the explanation?
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I should have used a different image if I wanted replies.
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>>35350120
You also should've just downloaded it once
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>look like shit in videos/photos
>look like a 7 in the mirror
hmmm
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Have you taken the Cilley Pill yet, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x4Lcp_9KMc
He's truly a god among men.
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>>35349974
hell yea that's m'boy
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>>35349974
I remember this dude talking to some foreign Asian girl he could've had sex with