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>tfw 300 word essay due monday

>kids procrastinating

Try having adult procrastination. I still haven't finished filling out my tax returns and am way late already.

I used to procrastinated on mostly every assignment just because I couldn't be motivated to work for anything more than the exact minimum. It's gotten better as I've learned to find pleasure in finishing work and the accomplishment that comes with it but I still put off work I can shit out in under an hour

lick her cervix

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>>37862842

Man you worry over nothing. Here are some tips.

Search up some techniques to use, but remember that every girl is different. Always focus the clit, especially with oral, and if you are fingering her make sure to make a "Come here" motion with your finger and dig around until you find a spot that you see makes her visually move or moan loudly. Once you find it, remember it and push it hard. Slip multiple fingers in if she seems capable of handling it and is wet enough. Kiss her everywhere. The neck, the stomach, tits. Bitches love that kind of shit. Oral is simple enough, pray she doesn't taste like shit and rapidly lick the fuck out of her pussy, focusing the clit as much as possible.

Idk all in all just focus on what makes her squirm and moan the most. The more you two mess around, the more you will learn exactly what buttons to press.

>>37862842
Women have different preferences, but let me tell you what works for me.

It's all about the anticipation. Don't immediately start pinching her nips or rubbing her clit.
Teasingly run your hands around her breasts, occasionally giving them a soft caress.
By the time you reach the nipples, she's already giving you soft moans.

Same rule applies for the vagina. Caress her legs and thighs. Her pussy should come to your hand, not the other way around.
Use every tool you have simultaneously. Kiss her neck, nibble on her earlobes, run your free hand all over her body. Variation is key here.

When she's getting close, go all in. Go for repetitive movements, no more variation. Do not ease up unless she tells you to.

When she's done, let her go to town on your dick until she's recovered, then pick a position you both feel comfortable with and penetrate her, or let her guide you in.

>CHAD
>KISSLESS VIRGIN

That's called an oxymoron stupid roaster.

>>37862834
he wouldnt be a chad. maybe youll get lucky and find an autist who has good looks

>>37862892
That's me.
>>37862834
Not a kissless virgin, get rekt fuckin uggo.

actively participating in the world gives me intense anxiety

I swear there was another reply in this thread. Is hallucinating shitposts also a symptom of schizoidphrenalism?

>>37862819
This sounds familiar to me but I just have plain ol' assburgers compounded with years of abuse at the hands of my family and peers, leading to derealization, total social withdrawal and ultimately complete failure at life.

>>37862798
ayy sure, do you live anywhere near the north east coast us?

>>37862798

are you asking for a practise bf or advertising yourself as a practise bf?

Are you a cute female (female)?

try devils breath

>>37862796
>he is so unloved by the world he's turning to drugs to try and emulate the feeling he's missing
Wewwwwwwwww

Try MDMA

>Quit Anon

>want to quit my shitty summer job
>can't because my mom will kick me out if I become a NEET
reeee

>>37862774
just do what I do and don't talk to anyone. if they try to have a conversation with you, then only reply in one or two word sentences.

i'm pretty sure no one has liked me in any of my jobs, but I don't let it keep me from getting my income.

>>37862752
shouldn't that be mr britfeel

wtf is a britfeel neways lol

I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING PICTURE, FUCK YOU

nice work anon it's good

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>>37863798
the first B is kinda off so i changed it a bit

>>37862731
Wow, this is relatable.
But its quite explainable I think - to put simply normies had good time at school and college, robots didn't

>>37862731
It's the best you'll ever feel physically and mentally. A tiny amount of responsibilities with a maximum amount of freedom in the prime of your life.

I've never heard anyone say high school is the best years of your life, you fucking idiot. Are you 15?

>BS chemistry

there's your problem

>>37862596
s-shut up

>>37862595
move to a place with a lot of biotech companies like San Diego and find a lab tech job there

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>>37862571

It can keep up forever

But I have rent and no neetbux. Thankfully it's fairly cheap and that's pretty much all I have to pay other than food

>>37862827
Get a job before you fuck yourself with the rent

>>37862555
Because I want a companionship and affection.

I want to love somebody

>>37862555
My woman is more entertaining.

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I'm off for 3 days, back for a day and then 2 weeks holiday my man so you won't be upsetting me this time neet-kun

>The NEET posted at 7am after having not been to bed yet and staying up all night masturbating to anime and disappointing his parents even more

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>>37862550
3 more weeks till my contract is finished lad.
You ain't upsetting me anymore. I will be one of you for 1 month a half.

>>37862390
No reason it can't be both

Look at how many /pol/ posters go through regular wage-slavery and then seethe about their opinions on the internet later.

There will always be a culture counter to mainstream culture. There will always be outsiders who think apart from the herd. The superficialities that define a culture or counterculture will change but where there is thing there will always be anti-thing.

>>37862390
gen z is going to be the most bluepilled generation in decades. desperate to rebel against their lukewarm liberal parents by shooting themselves in the foot. just look at all the moronic alt-right bullshit and no fap threads getting posted left and right.

Why do you need other people anyway OP? Only you feel sad only you feel happy

>>37862385
Yeah I do fantasize about plastic surgery. make my jaw and nose look good, do some laser hair removal around my brow, these things would one day be the goals that I imagine Old Stacy from high school who rejected me seeing that I now have a great face... I've also been doing outdoor blue collar work so I have muscle. If I got plastic surgery, there would be a lot of people I could say Fuck You to

>>37862385
>Do you fantasize about plastic surgery?

all the time. worst thing is i'm possibly about to spend 20k on a car.... i could get surgery instead, yet i dont do it