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Any other robots here on a /diet/

I am so close to ending it all

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WTF? Are Custodians underrated robot careers?

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What did they mean by this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

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I've lost interest in masturbation about 2 weeks ago. I used to fap every day, but i haven't felt the need to do it again yet. Sometimes i check trap porn and yeah it gets my dick hard but i realized that i don't really wanna beat the meat, that i just do it because i'm bored and i don't have a gf (or bf) to have sex or simply cuddle and spend some time with.
For me, having an orgasm, has always meant to look at the screen and fap, but now i see it as something depressing as fuck. I'm not sure if i wanna do it again.

Everyone else reached this point?

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>tfw my girth is 5.5

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>'umm anon, why do you have SCAT PORN saved on your phone?'

What do?

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Hello again anon so...what did you eat today? today I've eaten my first good meal in months beans and rice with steak covered greavy

my mom doesn't like me being a NEET so she doesn't give me money, so after begging and telling her how shitty my diet is she caved in and made me a home-cooked meal. this shit made me remember my childhood...this actually made me happy.

I-i dont want this to end....How can i make her do this again?

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They said I could be anything so I became a Demiurge

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>tfw no Cynthia gf/mommy

Why bother living?

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THE WAY TO GO

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what are you listening to rneenkay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR1v3MZcHDw

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Is there anyone in this board who fell for the marriage meme?

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http://www.itv.com/news/2017-07-17/acid-attack-victim-says-ex-girlfriend-will-burn-in-hell-as-his-new-love-says-his-scars-mean-nothing-to-me/

>Mr Rotariu later spoke to ITV News while being supported by his new partner, Anna Catanga, who he met as she cared for him in recovery.

>He smiled as she said it was "easy to fall in love" with such an "amazing" and "clever" person.

>"The scars are not meaning anything to me," she added.

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I want to talk about women who wear leather pants. You know what I mean. I've been to college, worked in a couple offices, and every once in a while you'll come across a woman who has decided to show up in a pair of leather pants and every time I see once of these people, I can't help but wonder what the Hell she was thinking. Because the thing about women's leather pants is that they serve absolutely no purpose. They don't have the elegance of a dress or the feminine charm of a skirt. The aren't as mature as a pair of actual pants, as atheletic as shorts, and they don't make your ass look as good as yoga pants do (trust me on this one; I've stared at a lot of asses). The only feature that leather pants surpass all of these articles of clothing in is making you look like a complete whore. That's it. And the thing that amazes me is that it's not just black people and trailer trash wearing these things. Women who consider themselves educated and empowered business professionals are showing up to work in garments designed purely to broadcast their skank factor. It just makes me wonder about the thought processes of the people who own these things, let alone actually wear them. Because I have talked to women and what men need to understand is that for a woman, picking out what she's going to wear is bar none the most important decision she will make that day. These are the people who actually pay attention to seasonal fashion trends and purchase fashion magazines exercising their most mentally exhaustive thoughts and coming to the conclusion that the most important thing she has to accomplish that day is letting everyone who encounters her know that she does anal on the first date.
This, more than anything else, is why I do not think that women should be allowed to vote.

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m-misaki doesn't mind if im fat, cut, and a loser.. r-right?