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Anonymous
2017-05-09 02:42:10 Post No.36879843
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:42:10 Post No. 36879843 [Report] [View this topic]

Normies are inviting me to caving, what the best way that this doesn't happen to me and happens to them specifically the chads?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:44:08 Post No.36879880
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>has friends who invite him to caving
>calls other 'normies'
wwwwwwwww

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:45:35 Post No.36879913
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>>36879880
This. And if they just started to talk to you all nice like, it's going to be the death of you. They will see it as a prank but in reality they will leave you in the depths of the cave to rot.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:49:48 Post No.36879995
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HAHA watch The Descent before you go you fucking norman. I hope the cave people eat rip your arms and legs off and save your head for last while they eat your guttywutts

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:39:39 Post No. 36879785 [Report] [View this topic]

What memes did you try to make big?

I shilled for the to intelligent meme for a few days
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The meme i shilled for the most was bogdanoff.
i created daily threads, the first thing i would do when i woke up with my laptop facing me on my bed was get on r9k and make a bogdanoff thread.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:47:38 Post No.36879949
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>>36879785
>bogdanoff

Can we get a quick rundown on these gentlemen?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:40:19 Post No.36880925
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:40:19 Post No.36880925 [Report]

Honestly, why would you do this?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:43:06 Post No.36880974
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:43:06 Post No.36880974 [Report]

Im directly responsible for some obscure memes on some obscure IBs

>>36879785
>get on r9k
I thought it was a /pol/ meme

Anonymous
2017-05-09 02:38:55 Post No.36879773
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:38:55 Post No. 36879773 [Report] [View this topic]

Age of Fire or Age of Dark?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:40:09 Post No.36879797
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>>36879773

Age of Dark is inevitable. Might as well give in.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:40:48 Post No.36879810
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>>36879773
>falling for the (((primordial serpents))) lies
Get the crowns of the undead kings and fuck around for eternity.

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>tfw been playing this game for months and still can't ring the first bell

why do games have to be so hard?

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The Big Smooch 2017-05-09 02:36:21 Post No.36879703
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The Big Smooch Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:36:21 Post No. 36879703 [Report] [View this topic]

>ITT: Post cuties youd like to Smooch

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Would you Smooch this mulatto qt?

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Bumping with smooch

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I wanna smooch her vagina ,

OP
2017-05-09 02:35:06 Post No.36879673
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OP 2017-05-09 02:35:06 Post No. 36879673 [Report] [View this topic]

Where are the best places to go to find a yandere gf? I want to find one and fulfill her romantic dream fo her. Where do they lurk? What are the signs that one is watching/stalking me?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:38:07 Post No.36879752
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>>36879673
I think your best bet would to be find a crazy girl or a trap since they are crazy if you're into that kind of stuff. I couldn't tell you where to find a yandere gf friend I think you would just have to get lucky.

OP 2017-05-09 02:40:12 Post No.36879798
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>>36879752
Well, in that case, where would I find a crazy girl, anon? What type of mental illness would she have to become so attached?

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Bump, wanna know this too

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:32:46 Post No. 36879621 [Report] [View this topic]

>ask a girl out
>she says yes
>she propose to meet at a local sushi place
>show up at acorded time
>"hey anon, this are my friends "
>she's with 5 normie friends (men and women)
>they are all very nice with me
>social anxiety kiks in
>spend the next 1/2 our staring at my food wile they speak to eaxh other

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING DATE!

Why normies think doing this is good?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:36:01 Post No.36879696
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>>36879621

i hate to tell you this but if she brought a group like that she has no interest in you and you should drop her

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:36:40 Post No.36879714
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>>36879621

She's seeing if you're a normal person who's capable of being social.

She laid a trap and you fell right the fuck into it. Don't hold it against her, even if she hadn't invited anyone and gave you her undivided attention it wouldn't have worked out anyways. She's clearly a normie.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:36:50 Post No.36879716
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>>36879621
Holy shit, the same thing happened to me fuck you Melissa

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2017-05-09 02:32:08 Post No.36879611
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:32:08 Post No. 36879611 [Report] [View this topic]

>dad found the trap porn hard drive
>absolutely furious, literally beat me for the first time in my life
>forcing me to move to the UAE so I'll be 'forced' to become normal again
>they literally have capital punishment for homosexuality
>tfw

This is goodbye robots. I'll be working in my dad's shitty franchise that has a couple stores in Dubai. He said if I refused he would cut me out of his will. I love you guys.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:33:47 Post No.36879642
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It's for the biggest you disgusting degenerate freak

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:34:48 Post No.36879665
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>>36879642
best*

you disgusting degenerate freak

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:35:02 Post No.36879669
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>>36879611
Good luck anon onionringinal

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2017-05-09 02:29:48 Post No.36879559
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:29:48 Post No. 36879559 [Report] [View this topic]

After being a lazy NEET for a year I'm about to enter university and I wanna see how smart some of you other robots are.

Inb4 normies take this survey, if you are not a virgin, have ever kissed or been in a relationship with a girl, leave this thread.
Here's the survey

>Age
>Country/State
>High school GPA
>SAT Score
>Current University attending
>University GPA
>Major
>Favorite subject
>Job?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:33:05 Post No.36879631
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Here's my answer (I'm OP)

>19
>Florida
>4.2 GPA
>University of South Florida
>3.5 GPA
>Computer Engineering
>Haven't started classes yet
>Calculus
>Work at a grocery store for $9/hr

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:35:30 Post No.36879685
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>>36879559
>18
>Australia
>98.65 (means im 1.35th percentile)
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>dropped out of uni lol
?was majoring in politics and psych (shit tier, why i left)
>favourite was Australian politics, great lecturer
>i tutor some vce (same as SAT) subjects that I did really well in

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:38:12 Post No.36879754
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>>36879631
OP Here, forgot my SAT score
>1450 out of 1600

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:28:16 Post No. 36879534 [Report] [View this topic]

do femanons get annoyed when we ask for tit pics or do they secretly like that we want to see their tits?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:29:24 Post No.36879549
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>>36879534
Annoyed. If I wanted to show my boobs I'd go to soc.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:29:41 Post No.36879555
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:29:41 Post No.36879555 [Report]

it's annoying if i'm just trying to post normally. if i'm already posting pics then i don't mind as much.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:30:51 Post No.36879581
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>>36879555
>if i'm already posting pics
so youve posted boobies before?

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2017-05-09 02:28:12 Post No.36879533
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:28:12 Post No. 36879533 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be a kid playing Majora's Mask.
>Wanna be as manly and cool as Link.
>Be an adult playing Breath of the Wild.
>Wanna be as cute and sissy as Link.
Anybody else know that feel?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:30:58 Post No.36879585
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>>36879533
Link looks so cute. So this is what a feminine penis looks like huh.

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>>36879533
I've always wanted to be cute

unfortunately there is no cure for ugliness

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>>36879533
>hung traps

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2017-05-09 02:27:32 Post No.36879514
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:27:32 Post No. 36879514 [Report] [View this topic]

This is Bait. I take this guy out to bars and let him attract women. I just sit on my phone and let him do all the work. I'm an morbidly obese NEET and I still get 5+ phone numbers a night without trying. Right now out drinking rum with the little dude. What do you want to drink? First one's on me.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:29:01 Post No.36879545
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>fight fire with fire
>get pussy with pussy
Amazing.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:30:44 Post No.36879578
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>>36879514
you can't take a cat to bars.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:32:51 Post No.36879624
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>>36879578
He could claim its service animal, it's a 10k fine if they actually ask to see its papers, the most they can do is what he's trained for and OP can say it's to help track his blood sugar since they do actually train cats for that and no one is going to doubt a fat fuck is diabetic