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>>39459252
>family finds the spunk chute

>step-sister stumbles upon the spooge saddlebag

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>>39459252
>father found the frenulum fiesta

Looks like it's prison for me.

>Sorry it happens when I think of killing you and everyone in this fucking room

...I actually said this in highschool.

>teacher checks calendar to see if any of the girls will be ovulating
>has you come p in front of the class to impregnate one of the ovulating girls while the rest of the class chants as they watch

>>39459186
>Teacher, kindly tell roasty to mind her own business and quit staring at my crotch.

>>39459162
I had my birthday date wrong, and everybody was wishing happy birthday (not that they care, this is just regular normie behavior) so I had to awkwardly explain that it was not my birthday. I changed to the right date, and when the messages came again I realized that now I had nothing to reply, so I just ignored them. Also the content is shit, but you only realize it after you leave.

>>39459349
Yeah, it was actually kind of interesting waiting for my birthday having in mind that no one would get a notification for it.
I was also sick of the shitty content.

I interact with my friends very differently than how I interact with family. And since my Facebook friends were both, I couldn't post very often without going out of character for a group of people.

Plus I hated how everyone was accomplishing great things in life and I was stuck there at 11 PM in my room reading it all. I still have a LinkedIn, and it hurts reading the jobs everyone from high school got.

>>39459122
Just fucking go.

>>39459122
I'm dreading having to fly back over when my family starts dropping off. If it wasn't for my little brother and sister I'd cut off contact now.

My grandmother barely has a year left with all her illnesses, and I fear it'll be a chain reaction.

>>39459182
no.

she wanted an answer immediately and she got it. I knew she wouldn't like it which is why it made no sense to press me on it. The conversation was longer in real life and I actually did warn her that if she wanted an answer right now, she could have one, but it wouldn't be the one she wanted.

>>39459085
>Is it true that if you jack off too much a small red ball come out?
...no

>>39459085
Umm we don't talk about that on here

>>39459085
DELETE THIS POST NOW
THEY CAN NEVER KNOW

I've literally never heard of any of those artist so let me give it a try

>Covert - Ocean Ate Alaska
Nope didn't like it
>All Along Echoing Path - Soilwork
I liked it better than the last song
>OBLIVIUS - The Strokes
Nope didn't like it
>Oldies But Happies - Hideki Naganuma
Nope didn't like it
>T=0 - Tall Ships
Sorry, I didn't really like any of these songs


Vinylgroover - Vibealite & Pleasuredome - United States of Hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7jUXJjilVY


Track id someone most know :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtYaDPNK7k


Charlie Lownoise & Mental Theo - Hardcore Feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47k94dIkz6A

Piano Jockies [Rocked]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_cmygCICJQ

DJ Cotts - Diversions (UK Hardcore Mix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLzXzYE3wX8

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>>39459078
I'll contribute.
>Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash
>Down, Down, Down to Mephisto's Cafe by Streetlight Manifesto
>I Dreamed I Dream by Sonic Youth
>Keep on Groovin' by Jimi Hendrix
>Wayfaring Stranger by Jack White

>>39459078

>Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj
>Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj
>Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj
>Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj
>Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj

Huh, how 'bout that! Beez in the Trap 5 times in a row!

>>39459026
drink at school
drink at work

it's mixed so no one can tell. I don't get withdrawls because I'm not addicted. I just do it because I have social anxiety

>>39459190
>I don't get withdrawls because I'm not addicted

Pretty delusional buddy

not an alcoholic but i have a weed problem that i have to let go of because i have no control over my career or life.

>inb4 "weed isn't addicive lmao"
i smoke about a gram a day and if i don't have any i'm usually rolling around my bedroom floor trying to find bits and pieces of shake, tonight i got so sad and tired of it, i listened to Landslide five times on loop and decided i miss being able to do and feel things without smoking.

I'm going to do it, the problem is my dopamine levels are so absolutely ruined i'm going to feel like shit for a little while

>having social media
you were always a normie kill yourself fag

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>>39458993
You never belonged. Now get out. I never wanna see your face again.

>>39458993
how? with whom?

Who gives a shit?
Dont's beat yourself up over little shit like that, anon.

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>tfw you have swamp ass that is visible through your pants

>coming up to minor crossing
>cars slowly approaching, slightly too far away to make things easy
>stop and pretend to fuss with bag or something
>first car stops and waves you to cross

JUST
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOO

>>39458938
I'm honestly just waiting for the day I can get a shotgun

>>39458938
You are right tho
Your only option is to become a muslin

I just want a gf fo hold at night, fuck these ugly genes

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No fuuuuk offff you scum!
ReeeEeeeweeee

Can you leave my board normie.Reeeee.

I think I'm getting your memes. This post is called a "samefag" right?

>>39458913
Try the secret board >>>/trash/. There are high quality maymays just for you ;)

how many of these threads did you made today

>>39458896
Six so far.

>>39458962
damn, you must really want a bf

oh and keep in mind this isn't a date, we're just gonna be at the same place

>>39458775
What kind of environment was it? All the parties ive been to with dancing have been too loud to hold a conversation

>>39458775
Who gives a shit, just talk about the venue.

On to more important shit, I thought about getting one of those backpacks for my cat. Seems kinda cruel though. I want my cat to be able to see the world without being crammed in a bag.

>>39458753
When she turns around and gives the peace sign, ask her name, and start a conversation

What is up with the spamming of this disgusting race mixing garbage? Get these fucking monkeys out of here.

>>39458753
Smile, say hi. And keep mirin

>>39458751
Cause he high as a mofo

because he needs them to see dumb fuck its not his fault

A renegade scientist,running from the Institute of Righteous Technology,has evaded their vengeful grasp by transferring his consciousness into a cat. Working tirelessly for his despicable ends,he labours in his secret sewer lair,for the utter destruction of the so called peers who mocked his brilliance!

Fortunately he sleeps for 18 hours a day,is easily distracted by shiny objects and discovered he can lick his own balls. Humanity is Saved!