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Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:43:08 Post No.37517608
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>robots insult women for being "used goods"
>they're not even good enough to get the "used goods"
>inb4 kek i wouldnt even fuck a roasite xdd

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:45:13 Post No.37517651
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:45:13 Post No.37517651 [Report]

Used goods only want confident chad fuckboys, I'd still fuck them but I don't have the capacity to not be autistic enough to seduce them.

>tfw attractive

It means nothing

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:46:07 Post No.37517679
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:46:07 Post No.37517679 [Report]

I've also seen manosphere red pill guys say "used goods online" and I specifically remember a bunch of Chads laughing about a "used goods" slut at a place I worked at years ago. It was a total bro atmosphere there but I just kept to myself and did my work.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:49:41 Post No.37517746
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>>37517608
>HAHA, stupid robots wont even buy the wrecked car at full price!

Good argument.

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help a fembot 2017-06-05 05:37:22 Post No.37517483
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help a fembot Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:37:22 Post No. 37517483 [Report] [View this topic]

> when your bf puts it in your ass instead of vagoo
> tells you to endure
> thinks i like it cuz i moan
> its pain

how do i tell him i dont like it?

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:38:35 Post No.37517513
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>>37517483
>how do i tell him i dont like it?
you don't, he will leave you if you don't let him fuck your ass

Sage 2017-06-05 05:39:09 Post No.37517522
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>>37517483
Fuck off

Weaponess Hidden

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:39:47 Post No.37517536
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>>37517483
honestly just tell him to go slower and use more lube and get used to it
if you say no outright he'll just keep bringing it up or essentially butt-raping you

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:37:01 Post No.37517476
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:37:01 Post No. 37517476 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here works at a grocery store?

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:38:20 Post No.37517508
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>>37517476
WinCo and I hate it
this place wasn't supposed to be exactly like WalMart REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous 2017-06-05 06:18:33 Post No.37518348
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>>37517476
Does Publix make good sandwiches?

Anonymous 2017-06-05 06:19:29 Post No.37518365
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 06:19:29 Post No.37518365 [Report]

I used to work for Kroger but then I moved onto a job in the airline industry. I know your pain my dude, I was a cashier for 5 years and produce for 1. It was awful.

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:24:11 Post No.37517253
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:11 Post No. 37517253 [Report] [View this topic]

remember that you are loved

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:25:02 Post No.37517267
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>>37517253
But I'm not, like at all.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:25:17 Post No.37517273
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:25:17 Post No.37517273 [Report]

the sun doesn't love
it is a cosmic inferno that irradiates you until you die of cancer

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>>37517253
What is the purpose of those threads? make us kys faster?

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:23:13 Post No.37517226
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:23:13 Post No. 37517226 [Report] [View this topic]

I take home 2360 every month after taxes.

Anyone want to be my sugar baby? I'm a 45 year old virgin man living at home.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:40:25 Post No.37517552
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I take home 8000+ every month after taxes.

Anyone want to be my sugar baby? I'm a 40 year old Chad living in my own apartment.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:42:04 Post No.37517589
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:42:04 Post No.37517589 [Report]

I take home 16000+ every month after taxes.

Anyone want to be my sugar baby? I'm a 35 year old nerd living in my own house.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:42:29 Post No.37517602
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>>37517226
Lol that's it?! That's less than the returns i get on my portfolio every day. No sugar baby wants a daddy who works at McDonald's

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2017-06-05 05:23:08 Post No.37517223
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:23:08 Post No. 37517223 [Report] [View this topic]

>having alcohol tremors
>last drink was 2 days ago
>stressing out
>barely sleeping
>liquor store opens tomorrow
help

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:17 Post No.37517255
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>>37517223
You sound like you're going through an alcohol withdrawal. You could have a seizure and die. Get medical help soon

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:41:30 Post No.37517580
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>>37517223
wish i could friendo i have some whiskey for both of us

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:42:55 Post No.37517607
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>>37517223
Go to the hospital, you fucking tard

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Fashion advice for self respcting individuals 2017-06-05 05:22:45 Post No.37517216
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Fashion advice for self respcting individuals Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:22:45 Post No. 37517216 [Report] [View this topic]

You guys don't want to spend summer alone right?
None of you actually wear cargo pants I hope. Do you seriously need all those pockets?
Also no self respecting woman, like Georgea Kovanis, wants to see your disgusting feet.
Follow these tips and maybe you'll make something of yourselves.
Probably not though since you are all complete and utter losers.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:31:19 Post No.37517376
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I don't give a shit about what some dumb fat cunt thinks is fashionable.
Also fuck her there is nothing wrong with cargo pants. They are comfortable and the extra pocket space can be extremely useful.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:35:17 Post No.37517445
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:35:17 Post No.37517445 [Report]

Seriously why would the author think anyone would want her advice looking the way she looks?

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want a date?
wear real pants

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:11:14 Post No.37516990
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:11:14 Post No. 37516990 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw 19 year old fembot and my crushes are 32 and 33 years old :/

one told me he's too old for me. wat do? they're so attractive.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:12:42 Post No.37517022
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I love older men but I think I'm too scared to actually date one, what would mother say?

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:13:27 Post No.37517031
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:13:27 Post No.37517031 [Report]

there are plenty of good looking men older than 30. find a new crush.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:13:56 Post No.37517041
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:13:56 Post No.37517041 [Report]

tfw 25 year old fembot and too old for any man

take advantage of your youth while you have it, one day you will be old and alone otherwise.

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:10:40 Post No.37516982
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:10:40 Post No. 37516982 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you think? Would you, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:14:30 Post No.37517052
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:14:30 Post No.37517052 [Report]

Eww no. Looks like eggman as a tranny.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:14:45 Post No.37517055
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>>37516982
sure as long as it has a pussyhole

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:15:00 Post No.37517060
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>>37516982
JAY LENO HAS TRANSITIONED

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2017-06-05 05:06:15 Post No.37516912
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:06:15 Post No. 37516912 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily Higgus x Piety thread

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:09:22 Post No.37516963
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>>37516912
More like pedo vs trap thread

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>>37516963
ehh? is higgus a pedo?!?!?

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>>37516912
FUCK OFF YOU WANNABE E-CELEBS STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT YOURSELVES

Anonymous
2017-06-05 05:04:02 Post No.37516862
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:04:02 Post No. 37516862 [Report] [View this topic]

>he doesn't own a wristwatch

How do you expect to be treated as a man when you can't even dress like one? Pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:05:42 Post No.37516899
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>>37516862
Burger hand meme is a nice bait

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>>37516862
Nice hands!

I meant the hands on the watch btw, your hands are fat and clumsy, the total opposite.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:28:52 Post No.37517334
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>>37516862
Lol do you even have fingers?

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:02:20 Post No. 37516832 [Report] [View this topic]

>There's a real chance i'll be able to immigrate to Japan next year
>mfw

is this..what happiness feels like? i'm legitimately crying right now.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:05:30 Post No.37516893
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:05:30 Post No.37516893 [Report]

You can (NOT) learn Japanese
You can (NOT) move to Japan
You can (NOT) get a japanese wife
You can (NOT) earn japanese citizenship
You can (NOT) understand japanese religion
You can (NOT) ascend to nirvana

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:08:22 Post No.37516944
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:08:22 Post No.37516944 [Report]

I feel ya anon, im from a small country town were people just die being nobody and finally next year im leaving to the big city and my life will finally begin, feeling happiness for the future is something wonderful every night a daydream about my future, my goal is also to move to Japan but this city is the first step, enjoy it op

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:11:16 Post No.37516991
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>>37516944
just imagine how you'll feel on your first day entering that city on your own, with the entire future ahead of you

it's beautiful

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:00:28 Post No. 37516799 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi /r9k/, I myself am not a robot but my boyfriend used to be. I was looking to get him something for our three year anniversary and was wondering you guys could help me pick something out. Pic related, I was thinking of getting him these bird themed measuring spoons.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:05:51 Post No.37516903
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>>37516799
Kinda cool. How about, a cool antique pocket watch and chain?

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>>37516903
That sound like a nice combo, anon. Unfortunately all he wears are XL band shirts with holes and basketball shorts, so I want to stay away from the /fa/.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:10:39 Post No.37516981
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>>37516952
How about you take him out them and do something cool. Rather than just buy something.

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:58:50 Post No. 37516768 [Report] [View this topic]

What do femanons here do for a living?

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women dont exist (originanal)

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:01:29 Post No.37516813
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>>37516768
I'm a student, and I work part time in a restaurant

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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:03:55 Post No.37516860 [Report]

>tfw no live-in maid with benefits fembot

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/uni/ thread Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:53:53 Post No. 37516679 [Report] [View this topic]

>be in eurocuck uni
>professor set exam with subject too broad, exam duration too short, too many questions to answer
>do like shit
>marks released and got this announcement
>After consultation with the External Examiner, it was decided to raise all marks by 5
>49% to 54%
Can't make this shit up.

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>>37516679
>tfw the winter exam period takes place AFTER Christnas
I just want to stuff my face in peace baka

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>>37516679
>tfw just started summer classes today
>summer break was 2 weeks long
I"m training to be an advanced wagekek. Soon, I won't even need breaks. Do girls like guys that never take breaks and work themselves to death?

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>left a note in the floor kitchen apologizing for being the weird neighbour
I have transcended betadom

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