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ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER if you left this stupid as shit board. Every thread is literally why haven't you done "x" or about some stupid fetish or some bullshit like chad thunderoni cockdiddly.
>inb4 only place for my autism
Nigga this is 4chan go to another board thats actually worth while or put your autism into an art form or hobby. This board is just bad mentally and all these problems with this board listed are gonna be blamed on normies when its pretty much both fgt normies and fgt robots making this place shit and this post will probably be burried
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>>38369995
Should I just ditch 4chan as a whole?
18 year old here, I do well academically and have friends that I talk to regularly. I don't know if I should because I still can study and do work while on here and I mean, fuck, it makes life feel less stressful too. (This board including other boards)
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I only come here to laugh at other people's misery.
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>>38370094
In time 4chan will come and fuck you up the asshole with something maybe something you downloaded from here to a meme you found funny
>>38370280
you're a sadist

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anyone else use this site?

i'm getting addicted to checking the hot ranked streams to see if there is any attractive women or couples hanging out and doing random (and hopefully sexy) shit. But it simultaneously hurts seeing others doing it.
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Look in Russia/Ukraine. That's where all the grills stream.
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>>38370135
thanks i;ll check it out

i wish there was better age restriction on these vids though
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>>38370135
how are you seeing a list of these vids? on the site searching for anything seems near impossible

is the app better?

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Blackbot here, how do I avoid pic related?
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>>38369916
>80% of women fuck 20% of men

>People wonder why 50% of black women and only 20% of black men have herpes.
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>>38369916
Use a condom and common sense. 50% of black women are also filthy whores... but they're easy to spot. Find the ones that aren't degenerate.
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>>38370014
Condoms won't protect you from the herp.

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>at restaurant with parents
>cunt roastie waitress wants to know what I want on mandatory salad
>says they dont have ranch
>scurry to read options off menu
>only thing I recognize is balsamic vinegar
>say fucking ballsack vinegar
>parents and waitress deadpan
>faggots at tables looking over
>go to bathroom and dry cry

why the fuck cant I ever have a good public moment
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>>38369904
made me chuckle
autists are amusing
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>>38369904
Don't worry, anon, everyone makes mistakes. Even your parents.
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>>38369904
Cute! Be my boyfriend.

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Where has Genesis gone? Has anyone seen Genesis?
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I have no clue who Genesis is but give them fucking space, you bozo
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>>38369890
I saw this thread a while ago, so I'll bite. Who's genesis?
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>>38369958
The first book of the bible.

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>got obsessed with columbine 2 months ago
>having very strong feelings of killing, just want to kill students in schools
>thinking of society and how nothing matters a lot lately
>seeing insults towards me, high school threads, and examples of evil fuel the fire
>thinking of how no human being has no right to live and experience the precious earth
>being lonely with no friends and family makes me think I have nothing to lose
>all of this adds up and creates a brand new emotion I haven't felt
>just want to kill people and commit a mass murder
What should I do? I don't want to go a psych ward and be there for the rest of my life.
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>>being lonely with no friends and family makes me think I have nothing to lose
>I don't want to go a psych ward and be there for the rest of my life.

Those are two contradictory statements.
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Psych wards are overcrowded. They won't lock you up for a long time if you haven't done anything.
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Lol you stupid little bitch! If I saw you in real life I would kick your ASS!!! Watch your back son.

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>little sister accidentally broke her rubix cube, decided to be a nice brother and take her to the store so she can buy another one.
>Get to store, she picks the one she wants
>Go to pay, as normal
>Take the cube and start leaving the store
>Cashier says "good luck with the cube"
>thanks, you too!
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>>38369677
Was your sister happy when you gave the cube to her?
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That's a wholesome story, anon.
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>>38369677
I've done that so many fucking times Op

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>parents came into my room cause the windows in the house were getting replaced apparently
>didnt get a chance to hide my anime figs
>maybe 20 coke cans and mcdouble wrappers on my table that I didnt get a chance to clean up yet
>they had a talk with me when I got back

Why cant parents just keep out of rooms that arent theirs for fucks sake
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Because you're living in their house fagott
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My parents used to do this to me all the time up through my teens. Except they'd go through all of my things and clean my whole room out. Find my embarrassing drawings and things I'd write and shit. I'd come home from school and find all my stuff in the garbage, outside.
Fairly certain this played a large part in why I'm so messed up.
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>>38369587
Jesus Christ anon.. please be b8

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>be me
>ghetto tier poor guy
>running low on cash
>need money really bad or else won't be able to feed dog
>remember that there's this sexy milf down the street
>remember my friends telling me she goes out almost every night to get laid
>fuckyeah.jpg
>sit out front of her house as the sun finishes going down
>roastie leaves looking like a whore
>calm myself and go around back
>hop locked gate
>back door unlocked
>pull out a trash bag and start looking for jewelry, cash, etc.
>all of a sudden notice a noise coming from a door with "no entr or git puch" written on it in sharpie
>realize it's big, heavy steps
>OHFUCKSHIT.gif
>try to sneak into a closet but it's too late
>the door gets thrown open to reveal some 500 pound freak in a crusty school girl outfit
>i stare at him in fear as his eyes connect with me
>he gasps and smiles
>"MUMMY GET ME BOIFREN!"
>he quickly waddles to me
>turn to run but he grabs me and forces me to the ground
>using his yard strength, he rips my pants off
>he falls down onto my lap and instantly crushes my pelvis
>thiskillstheman.jpg
>"O-OH BABEH!"
>yard begins to slightly bounce on my shattered body while attempting to make girly noises
>as my vision begins to grow blurry and dark the tard leans down and whispers to me
>"lol this ain't gay"
>mfw
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>>38369536
Become a blackhat...
Learn to buy credit cards online and make them untraceable... Preferably with a Paysafe card to bitcoin, to some marketplace. Then buy the CC, buy some crypto-currency, run it through something like bitcoin fog... Now remember NEVER make this money come in contact with ANYTHING which could connect back to you... Use tails to buy the CC and currencies pref on a disposable laptop, then never pay rent n' shit with it, and at last dive to some shit city and get out the crypto-currency to an physical currency but remember the ATMs have cams so cover your face and never come back to that city and don't use your CC...

That's some EZ 30 grand


And remember, the Rich fucking banks will refund the money you steal so no hard feelings!
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>>38370028
>not reading the whole thing
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>>38370028
>Now remember NEVER make this money come in contact with ANYTHING which could connect back to you

Then what is the point?

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I'm about to go on meds that help with depression and anxiety, will this help me overcome my fear of talking in large groups, randoms and most importantly, attractive women?
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Anon, only you yourself can make a change to overcome your fear. i believe in you, when life is hard you have to change.
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>>38369489
all it does it makes you less anxious and depressed

it's not gonna make you uber chad
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>>38369712
Well then I want to die
>>38369600
change is hard

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the waiting continues yet again
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>h-hey any qt femboy robots wanna watch eromanga sensei with me on discord? oWo~
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>watch fantasy series
>it sexualizes twelve year olds
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>>38369483
Well which one, Game of Thrones?

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Why are so many robots triggered so hard when other robots post their Babs Palvin waifu? What is it about particularly Babs Palvin that makes robots so angry?
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What is it about this one supermodel that seems to attract autists across multiple boards? They always give her some weird pet nickname too, like Babs or Barb.
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>10/10 white woman
>black cock only
its just 4chans regular cuck obsession
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Not sure if you've heard Anon

.......

How do I cure my yellow fever? White women all look like hideous monsters to me now.
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>>38369385
There is no cure, once you get it it's over.
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>>38369385
>Realize 80% of asian are filthy pig faced ugly ass tier pieces of shit

>Cured
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Have you seen Asian girls without makeup?

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Stop browsing 4chan and sort yourself out
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I will clean my room right away dad
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Yes sir King qt Dr.Peterson sir!
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>>38369375
"Go and sort yourself out man..I mean GOD that ...that will kill you if you dont...if you dont sort yourself out in the long run man well....you bloody well better had man...its like saving your father from the belly of a whale! If you read Solzhenitsyn youll see."

hi r9k

So who is in diapers/pull-ups on this fine evening? :3

pic not related
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>>38369355
So what do you get out of it?
Like what happen in your life that made you get into diapers?
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>>38369355
wish I had some but I'm too paranoid to buy any ;_;
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>>38369455
>So what do you get out of it?
It's soft and comfy, and it feels nice to wet and sometimes poopie in it
>Like what happen in your life that made you get into diapers?
I was around 10 when I got into wetting myself and 12 when I started messing myself. It was just fun for me, but maybe some kind of trauma, no idea. I got into pullups a few weeks ago, I just really enjoy wearing it, and using it sometimes. It is just like sitting on a nice soft pillow, and when I need to pee I can just tinkle into it, making it warm and wet, which is nice.

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