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Don't bomb me bros

Sure thing haha [try to get to the right to let the main alpha through and then move back to the left to let tattoo guy and the rest pass]

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>>35429913
>what do?
get out of the way

>>35429909
what a great buiness idea op! thank you for this!

>>35429983
>what a great buiness idea op! thank you for this!
will you actually do it though

boys deserve cute soft underwear too

panties optimized to include extra room for the penis while staying tight and form fitting

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>>35429909
>WHY DON'T PANTY COMPANIES MAKE PANTIES FOR BOYS
because panties are for girl silly!

>>35429847
There are at least 3 different date formats in Europe. For god's sake use ISO8601 when on the internet.

>>35429847
Is this what Euros think Mexican food is?

>>35429847
if you eat your deenz any way but plain on a saltine cracker you deserve to be drawn and quartered

>>35429731
not a wage slave the insensitive for me would be regular money coming in although I've always looked for jobs that require as little or no interaction with other people they far and few between currently a neet on disability

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>>35429731
This question intrigues me a lot.

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Anime figures desu

It's nice to buy 2 or 3 figures a month

>>35429616
Explain how these are high standards for women

>likes me
>virgin
>likes games

>>35429660
You know why "virgin" is an incredibly high standard, you just refuse to accept that. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I know you know

>>35429660
In the modern degenerate liberal West, virginity is an extremely high expectation. Unlike the Muslim world where virginity is a practical requirement for a girl to get married and live a normal life.

"likes me" is also unreasonable in the West, since women are raised to be entitled and superficial as fuck.

Just convert to Islam and get yourself a qt Syrian refugee wife

>>35429510
Hispanic = Hector

>can't do analogies right

This is why you're a robot.

>>35429510
Fernando

>>35429533
No

>>35429393
Why do nips love emojis so much?

Why do robots love pepes so much?

Literally every post they post is full of pepes that most aren't even related to the post

>>35429393
>no black emoji

b-but there is though
you just have to hold down on any of the skin colored emoji

>>35429318
>shit ton of body care and maintaining good health
what do you mean?

I wanna do this too let's do it together

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Same.
I gotta get up 30 minutes earlier to apply make-up on my facial mutilations. It's an increasingly soul-crushing chore.
I don't get why girls voluntarily do this without necessity.

>>35429318
What kind of stuff do you do differently now?

curious femanon here. I make minimal effort

>Every need being met
>Not having to care about anything
>The world is my oyster
>What would I do with endless possibilities?

kill my self

>>35428715
Your utopia sucks compared to the real deal. In the Soviet Union the government would assign robots with decent jobs a qt slav waifu because it was considered not socially acceptable otherwise.

>>35428715

I'd be tempted to go full neet, but with no money how am I supposed to complete my collection of anime action figurines? Also there's the tenga cups I go through monthly, plus I want to start buying used women's underwear from thrift stores.

Just dont go.
Text him saying you're not interested in him then block his number

>>35428677
how the fuck is tard doo even fun? I have 13 hours and I'm already bored as shit farm all day and look for bitches and dandelions after 9.

>>35428756
Fuck you Stardew is comfy af.

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>>35428654
16GB is truly the master race

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>>35428654
>tfw fell for the 16 GiB of RAM meme

>>35428654
Phoneposters make my dick limp, honestly.

Good chart, OP.

18. If they are even a day younger than that, I do not find them attractive in any way, shape or form, because society told me so.

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>>35428685
They're still ugly and under developed at 18. Id say 20-25

I was awkward up until 20, now I know what I'm doing and I'm a lot better looking at 23. My first year of college at 18 I was stuck in edgy skater mode, it's still fresh out of high school.

>>35428736

You are already way past your prime, you might as well stop trying to cope with that fact by deluding yourself now because sooner or later you will have to anyway.

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No. General /xkcd/ thread.

>>35428319
>Can we get a sexism general going?
honestly I think testosterone ruined the world

men need to be castrated at birth

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Is this the most bizarre xkcd?

>>35427959
This meme needs to stop right now

ANYBODY could get a significant other.

Do you know what most of us are bitching about? Not being able to get an ATTRACTIVE significant other.

I could go out and fuck any disgusting, butterfaced woman I wanted with ease. And most people here could, too. Some might look at some entitled uglies and say "Durr I can't get a gf look at how they are!" not realizing those girls are outliers.

But who wants that? I don't. You don't, nobody here does.

>>35428023
>ANYBODY could get a significant other.
well i fucking can't

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Because people like that are so deformed that their partner will constantly have their ego inflated by everyone they know
>"Oh you're such a goodhearted person being able to see past their condition and love them for who they truly are, you are such a saint I cry every time"

I'm fucked up enough to be unattractive to half the humans on Earth but not fucked up enough to earn pity points for anyone who is willing to be seen in public with me

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lol who got her pregnant anyway

No, your parents did by listening to you.

>>35427780
Doing God's work punishing sluts.
Deus Vult