Any of you rohbotz ever tried to quit caffeine? Were you successful? How long did it take for withdrawals and cravings to dissipate?
I've made the switch from coffee to hot tea recently...Dropped all caffeine today...Am sleepy
I can't quit until my life situation changes. Caffeine is literally the only thing keeping me from giving up on myself and just languishing in my own filth.
No. Don't talk to me until I've had my morning energy drink.
>>37890114
I get what you mean. Such is the nature of addiction. Lol and anyone who says caffeine addiction is fictitious, iz wrong as fuk
Imagine being treated like a creep, kidnapper, lowest form of life on earth just for being yourself. Just for waking up in the morning and breathing. It absolutely sucks.
You ever spend your whole life never hurting a fly and then these girls laugh at you and call you gross and say you look like a cereal killer? Then they date some abusive biker. Makes you wanna quit life.
>look like a cereal killer
Heh. Sorry for your pain tho Op i feel you
Well, you know what they say OP. Its a doggy dog world out there
>>37890082
> Girls only like assholes, maaaaaaan
I've never been a fan of this attitude for so many reasons. It's like you're somehow managing to be a feminist and a MGTOW at the same time: on the one hand, there's the implicit misandry, the feeling that the world has a really abundant supply of "abusive" men and women are falling prey to them 24/7. On the other, there's that MGTOW-like resentment of women. So you're combining two very low levels of envy-inspired bitterness here. The overall effect must be a real tough burden to handle. Would be a good idea to work on this.
because food makes you less high and the drugs supress the appetite
>>37890058
cos they get addicted and will do whatever to get around the drug and get more without payin, even sex....
>>37890096
Also lack of inhibition when high
99% of drug users cant afford them so they do crime or sell themselves to afford. Did you really need someone to tell you this?
/g/ was no help so does anyone know how to jailbreak an iphone 7 plus 10.3.2?
>>37889995
back to >>>/g/ techlet
>>37889995
For help to hack your mobile phone go to the hack mobile board >>>/hm/
Why don't you embrace veganism ,robots?
1) go vegan
2) Make huge gains at the gym
3) Tell girls you do it out of compassion for the animals
4) Bang hot vegan chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkLwRxnuHs0
>>37890054
because i love meat. ly mom is cooking chiken balls. (ball tendies)
>>37890054
Lol Vegan Gains is the reason I made the switch to a vegan diet...
Never going back desu. Feel amazing, lowered my blood pressure, and still making gains in the gym.
>>37890054
>become vegan
>slowly turn into a vegetable like the guy on right
wow this is my vegan G O A L S
>it's a "get into an argument with your therapist and accomplish nothing" session
>>37889985
>it`s a "2nd-tier insurance, so Anon only gets the trainee who is dumber than a brick and incredibly impressed upon hearing that his patient reads in his spare time, so Anon has to do all the work by himself and FUCKING REPEAT his issues every FUCKING week which makes Anon VERY FUCKING ANGRY" session
GODFUCKINGDAMMIIITTTTT
>tfw when you are constantly lying to your therapist that you are making progress and a bit happier in life but the truth is that you are worse than ever
>>37890173
You can't keep that up anon, you know you have to come clean
Why don't you carry, /r9k/? Conceal carrying this bad boy is the reason I didn't get my wallet taken a month ago.
>>37889939
Most robots live in commie areas where carrying at all is illegal or nearly impossible
i don't feel like getting a cc license
I have a handgun I've just been in a rut lately
>>37889939
I'm afraid i'd kill myself
Don't mind me, just being a normal posting on a board where I'm unwanted but refuse to leave because I get off on being obstinate. Carry on.
I just want to fucking kill myself
>>37889905
Why would someone drown that poor cat? :(
>>37889919
its just sleeping... right?
>>37889905
Its okay anon, stuff will get better and the world is filled with beautifull things to live for.
The beast in christianity is real and here
to get anywhere in this life you must be vain, you must lie, you must do evil just to secure even the most basic provisions for yourself.
this whole thing is crazy
>>37889822
Good and evil is a meme, anon.
>>37889857
no, you can feel it whenever you have to do anything in life, the desire for them to take your soul, to get you to compromise and be a slave, to be phony, all of it.
it's so sickening.
>>37889822
>you must do evil just to secure even the most basic provisions for yourself
It's like normies make a game out of corruption.
I've always been a pretty morally deficient person. But the thing is, the stuff that's called immoral genuinely makes me very happy. Cruelty, in particular, can be a wonderful thrill. Really scaring the shit out of someone can produce a rush that even cocaine can't match, and without any apparent crash!
But I'm not one to lie to myself. I know intellectually that this is all very bad. But I just feel like "evil" behavior is so much fun. The euphoria of really torturing someone strikes so fucking deep. I usually restrain these impulses, knowing that I must pay respect to the better angels of my nature, but that basic desire for 'cruelty for sport' is still there. Without a doubt, making fun of, emasculating and just generally tyrannizing over other people is extremely fun.
>>37889782
>The euphoria of really torturing someone strikes so fucking deep.
How do you do it?
>>37889782
>Why Does Being Evil Feel So "Right"?
Because we like to feel powerful and inflicting pain on other people can ease the own (bcs empathy and shit). It`s pretty simple actually.
honestly this is all black culture is, you fit right in.
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>finally get laid
>it's not that great
>do it a few more times to make sure
>it's still not that great
What the fuck? I thought this shit was supposed to be mind blowing and life changing. I had another opportunity last night but I was so uninterested that I turned it down to get high and play video games by myself. Is sex just some normie lie? I'm so disappointed.
>>37889807
I had sex with this Jewish girl I was dating for 2 years, the sex was terrible. She just stood there, laying down in bed like a creepy sex doll.
I met and fucked a Latina girl online. The sex was amazing, her pussy was so hot and wet that I almost dropped a huge load inside of her on purpose. I didn't pull out till the very last second and got so much cum on her and me.
Sex really depends on who you're having sex with.
>>37889807
tiny dickley eh?
>>37889807
You're probably circumcised, aren't you ? Just tell me that you're actually a cutlet so I can laugh in your face.
ITT: we greentext things that we always wanted to but never did
I'll start
>Be me
>18 yo betafag kissless virgin
>friends w one girl
>solid 7/10, known her for years
>never had the nuts to make a move
>she's constantly in bad relationships
>she had just got out of one
>she invites me over, like many times before
>think nothing of it
>arrive at her place
>greeted by her cat Mittens
>allergic to cats
>fucking hate Mittens
>can already feel nose itching
>go into her room
>somethingsamiss.jpg
>she's on her bed looking at me strangely
>see she's not wearing pants
>immediately start shaking
>feel mittens rubbing against my leg
>ignore him, but nose starts itching again
>"come here anon"
>i shakily advance toward her bed
>she's on all fours on her bed with her face towards me
>her eyes are closed
>she's expecting a kiss
>I start to lean in to kiss her
>about 2 inches from her face i have to sneeze
>no stopping this fucker
>head flies forward with the force of a battering ram
>forehead hits her nose
>crunch.png
>blood old faithfuls out of her nose
>me, her and mittens are all covered
>i vomit all over her
>both start crying
this was about a year ago and we haven't spoke since
>>37889606
Started laughing when I worked out you were going to sneeze on her.
It got better.
Truly this is an epic of the epics thread and it is a shame that there are ZERO replies.
i take pride in the privilege of being first.
>>37890401
Get out reddit faggot.
Orilelelelago
Expect this thread on /r/4chan within a day, yahooooooo. Also that's pretty embarrassing desu are you okay now?