How easy is it to get a submissive black gf?
>>38599453
stop being a fucking degenerate ok?
I think it would be REALLY cool to have one be my pet nigger
>>38599453
Pretty easy. Black women have always been bed wenches. They willingly fucked slavers and actually used to fuck kkk members and tell them info about black meetings
>be 9/10
>no gf
"appearance is everything" is just a meme it seems
>>38599407
I kind of feel bad for Stanley sometimes, but I can't feel bad for him for too long because he brought this on himself.
Nigga you ugly as fuck
Cilantro
>>38599407
Hahah 9/10 I know this is a troll . But there are really people like this
Post your daily schedule and other anons rate.
>>38599357
wake up at 12 am
shit
shower with wank
beans on toast
youtube audiobook and shitposting on /qa/
vidya
wank
dinner
finish audiobook while on r9k
bedtime sleep to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXFslHOvZ8
repeat
wake up at 930
go to work and read in the off time
get home at 330 and eat lunch
read for few hours
eat dinner at around 730
play vidya or listen to radio
browse 4chan for a few
go to sleep around 230
Wake up at 6:15
Go to work at 7:30
Work ends between 16:00 and 18:00
buy whiskey
drive home
sleep till 22:00
drink and lurk till 03:00
repeat
Why don't you have an average white gf? Who also makes money
>>38599354
>that 10/10
>average
>>38599354
Because i'm an ugly mutt spic
An average look I can live with, pic is far above that.
Average personality? Forget that. Feelgood virtue signaling sjw cunts, social and chatty, hobbies are whatever is on TV.
Do not want.
>Who also makes money
NEET girls prefered. If she makes money I am fucked in her eyes once I make less than her.
Is it just me or is the criteria for being a robot getting stricter?
Before all that you had to be was lonely and socially autistic. Now you have to be a harsh, uncaring, emotionless, animal abusing cunt to be considered a robot on this board. I've theorised that it's the normalfags and Chad's that rp robots on this board just fucking with people.
>>38599339
IMO the only criteria for being a robot is being a nonconformist.
>>38599339
I'd say a robot is one who becomes like systemerror-lag-loadingcursor with social engagements (and maybe the self, too).
there's no real in-between. I've never been sure about the splitting hairs: I would just say there are robots, normies, and failed normies. and this has to be in regards to the inner, not the outer; internal-out relating, not external-in relating.
the board right now seems to really be mostly failed normies
>>38599843
Anon I was a robot that enjoyed about two years of cyborghood/near normiedom, before becoming a robot again. Am I a failed normie or a robot? My mindset hasn't changed since I was originally a robot
>be neet
>start to hate it and want a job
>get a job
>start to hate it and want to be neet
You've finally figured it out
>>38599297
Poor ragie-wagie got BTFO in his slavie-cagie?
It can always be worse. I work construction 50+ hours a week in Florida
>God gives me a chad tier facial profile
>Makes me 5 7'
Punishment for using retarded units
>God gives me a chad tier face
>Makes me 5'8", gives me low standards, and makes sure women will never meet them
>>38599246
haha Bejamin
whats your job /r9k/?
>motion graphics artist
https://youtu.be/WmgHAT7IdDQ?
>>38599198
>>motion graphics artist
Would you recommend it?
>>38600014
only if youre a normie. you can make alot of money with it. im a poorfag because i dont have connections to get projects even though im talented and freelancer sites are now filled with poo in loos.
WTFFFF /r9k/
Is this a disease?
I haven't had sex
Traps decides what i do to it
yell im a nigger out of the window
>>38599185
I could be wrong but isn't that hygiene related? Wash yourself properly anon
>>38599185
How old are you. Blacks have so much unprotected sex stds are genetic now.
Any non-drinkers here?
I like to drink. I don't get shit-faced drunk, but I enjoy a couple drinks most nights. I don't consider myself an alcoholic
>inb4 that's what an alcoholic would say.
For preventative health reasons, I want to cut way back on drinking.
Currently I drink because I am bored. I don't really have any hobbies to fill my time.
How have other robots stopped drinking?
You could try replacing alcohol with something like kava. It gives a similar effect but way toned down.
>>38599152
I'm a non-drinker. Haven't ever gotten drunk. Don't care if others drink.
Ehm, if you are only drinking one or two glasses a day, and you are not feeling particularly drunk after, it's not bad for you.
In fact, moderate drinking has been reliably shown to be protective against heart disease.
Seriously.
I wouldn't worry about it, as long as you don't get drunk from it, or you start being used to it so you drink too much.
So you want a gf, do ya? Well here's the trick everyone's been hiding from ya.
You need to smoke.
You heard me right. Smoking is how socially inept men get girlfriends. Why, you may ask? Allow me to explain.
>makes your voice husky
This will make people respect you right off the back. No longer are you the wimpy guy with the autistic monotone voice, now you're the mysterious traveler with a voice that sounds like it has some history and experience in it.
>sets you apart as someone living in the moment
This is what girls want, a risky guy who is looking to have a good time and doesn't give a shit if others think what he's doing is dangerous.
>gives you a hobby besides vidya and anime
It can be an interesting topic. Also has a backstory, like how'd you get started, if you recommend it for others. Personally I picked it up from my grandpa, he left me a box of cigars in his will.
>gives you somewhere to put your hand
No more awkwardly putting your hands in and out of your pockets.
>clears your head
Before I started smoking, I was a beta just like all of you. But now that I smoke a couple of times a week (that's right, you don't have to kill yourself chain smoking, just enjoy a nice cigar on the weekend), I find my thoughts are generally more calm and confident. It's probably the nicotene, the working man's drug.
tl;dr smoke before you lose your head and fall for the HRT meme.
>>38599066
On the scale of autism i rate this post 7/10
i like lung cancer, see ya at the grave!
>>38599066
if smoking helps alot, you have adhd and need medical treatment
>tfw regularly lick my sister's boobs and ass
You mad brothercucks?
How old is she and how big are her milkers?
I would never lick my sister's ass because she doesn't wipe and it's poopy.
>>38600084
Why would you want to know how big her hands are?
I've had enough. I'm going to kill myself. I've got a lot of shit saved on my computer, is there anything you'd like to see before I end it, /r9k/?
>>38598978
Why do you want to kill yourself?
And do you have images of anime lesbians on your pc?
What's your story If you don't mind me asking?
I suppose you not realy care pretty soon.
>>38598978
i really hope you won't do it man
Any /westcoast/bots here hate living here?
>flaming faggots and liberals everywhere
>kids act like thugs or spoiled children
>nobody has common sense
>most people are rude as fuck
>tons of niggers
>shitloads of traffic
Fuck I want to move out of here.
>>38598887
You're acting like a spoiled child right now, anonlet. Seems like you should have no problem fitting in
>>38598919
>can't have complaints or else you're spoiled
>>38598887
Live on the central coast of CA. Half a mile from the ocean. Lovely place to live. None of those things you said are true for me.
I'm about to lose it, I have been looking for a job for over a YEAR now and am still working part-time making garbage money. I have a B.A in Communication and have probably applied to about 100 jobs and haven't gotten hired for anything. I've had a few interviews, but never got hired for the job. I really have no professional experience, I've never had an internship and at this point It's wearing on me. I still live at home with parents and I'm 24 years old, it's really pathetic honestly. My parents sound like they might kick me out soon because they can't stand that I can't find something that is 40 hours a week with benefits.
I have no career path at all, and I don't really want to go back to school to get a M.A. I have no passion in life and it really hurts my career path because I don't have one, I don't know how to get a career path if you don't have an interest in anything. Most people want to be dentists, lawyers, dietitians, veterinarians, bussinessmen, accountants, etc. I just majored in a field that doesn't really have a career path, and I don't have anything specific I want to do. Hell, I can't even get a garbage job because some of them think I'm over-qualified, I know that's what it is. They see I have a college degree and don't want to hire me, I guess I could try looking for jobs in different cities but other then that I don't know what to do. It really is wearing on my nerves, I'm afraid one day I'm gonna snap and just have a complete meltdown over this shit. My parents don't have much nerve left either, and for those that are wondering I can't afford to support myself so that's why I live with my parents. I work part-time, no way I could even afford an apartment. And my parents would rather me work full-time then go and get a second part-time job.
I don't know what to do at this point, I wish I had a passion for a field so I could somehow focus on a career path. My mom is right though, most people my age probably have some kind of career path.
>>38598825
Considering you never got an internship or made connections in college then there's a good chance you're fucked. That's one of the most important things you have to do in college/uni aside from not choosing a dumbass meme degree that'll fuck you for life. You fugged up Oh Bee.
>>38598950
Well lots of people get liberal art degrees and a lot of them are working decent jobs, so they must be doing something right. Also not everyone got internships, I'm pretty sure about that.
>>38598825
> Communications
There's your problem.